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"SurvivorBlowsTribe, Time To Vote: S28 Finale!"
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05-19-14, 10:39 PM (EST)
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"SurvivorBlowsTribe, Time To Vote: S28 Finale!" |
The RulesThis week the rules are different. This week you want to vote for the finish order of the four remaining players. Hey, remember last season when they headed into the finale with seven remaining dumdums? Hope they never do that again. Anyway, just erase where it says "Re: SurvivorBlowsTribe, Time to Vote..." and replace with your votes. Your votes will take this form: 4th/3rd/2nd/1st (winner!)So, using K for Kass, S for Spencer, T for Tony, and W for Woo, if you think (for example) that the finish order will be Kass 4th, Spencer 3rd, Tony runner-up, and Woo the winner, your vote would read: K / S / T / W!So, let's send this season out in style: Get Snarky and HAVE FUN!The DAWs Solarrion Tribe "Kass" McQuillen (Luzon/A2) Spencer Bledsoe (Luzon/A2) Tony "D'Op" Vlachos (Aparri/S2) "Woo" Hwang (Aparri/S2) Jury Trish Hegarty (Aparri/S2/Solarrion) "Tasha" Fox (Luzon/A2/Solarrion) Jefra Bland (Solana/S2/Solarrion) Jeremiah Wood (Solana/A2/Solarrion) L.J. McKanas (Solana/S2/Solarrion) Morgan McLeod (Solana/A2/Solarrion) Sarah Lacina (Aparri/A2/Solarrion) Eliminated Alexis Maxwell (Solana/A2) Lindsey Ogle (Aparri/S2) quit Cliff Robinson (Aparri/S2) J'Tia Taylor (Luzon) Brice Johnston (Solana) Garrett Adelstein (Luzon) David Samson (Luzon)
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-20-14, 02:02 AM (EST)
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1. "W / S / K / T" |
The teaser seems to spoil that Spencer wins immunity again, so I expect Tony will be forced to make good on his confessional promise to blindside Woo first. Then Spencer will probably lose the the last IC and get dispatched. So it's a Kass/Tony face-off, which Tony should win -- possibly in a shut-out.
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-21-14, 07:58 PM (EST)
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17. "Vote change: K/ S / W / T" |
11th-hour swap of Kass and Woo. Looking at the F3 IC: if Spencer loses this, which I feel certain he does, someone else has to win. I can't see either Kass or Tony winning that challenge. But Woo might be able to. I'll guess he wins it and takes Tony to F2. Ergo, Kass must get booted at F4.
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__Corea 14 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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05-20-14, 08:17 AM (EST)
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2. "W / T / K / S" |
I'm tired of guessing and speculating. The only thing I know is that I have no idea what will happen. I would love it if Kass beat Woo in a final, but the likelihood of that is nil, so I'm picking Spencer.
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coldbrewer 369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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05-20-14, 05:19 PM (EST)
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4. "S/W/K/T" |
thanks Agman!
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-20-14, 07:17 PM (EST)
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6. "K / S / W / T" |
Uggh, aah, phfft, gagg.The only way I'd truly be satisfied with this season's outcome is if Spencer wins as I think he's earned it. But I just think that the ending is going to end up the way it shouldn't - namely, Kass should be the ideal goat to take to the end but Tony/Woo are too tight to go against each other for now and they're sick of Kass's crap. Here's my scenario: Spencer wins F4 immunity and thinks he's stuck choosing between Kass and Woo with Tony's bluff of his idol being good through F4, and Spence also thinks he's sitting in a F3. His plans go to crap when they find out it's a F2 instead of a F3, and also he realizes they missed an opportunity to get Tony out right then. F4 boot: Kass. Tony's sick of her crap and Spence finds it easier to go along with him and Woo than to convince him that Woo is the bigger threat in front of the jury than Kass. F3 immunity: Tony. He elects to take Woo with him to face the jury as Spencer's a bigger threat and has more friends on the jury. F3 boot: Spencer. Tony barely beats Woo in the final voting - Woo is likeable but hasn't done enough to show he has earned the title of 'Sole Survivor' but it's not a landslide for Tony as he's pissed off enough people on the jury even if it's absolutely clear he has outplayed and outwitted everyone else in the game. Alternatively: Woo out in 4th, Tony out in 3rd, Kass runner-up, Spencer wins in a shut-out.
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RachelOH1 45 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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05-20-14, 10:23 PM (EST)
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8. "S / T / K / W" |
Woo Hoo!
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Murphy3126 223 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-21-14, 00:01 AM (EST)
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9. "S / T / K / W" |
Sure hope it doesn't turn out that way!
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-21-14, 10:28 AM (EST)
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10. "K / W / T / S" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-21-14 AT 10:31 AM (EST)Spencer wins the final immunities to resach FTC and Survivor: Cagayan. Unable to convince the others to vote for bluffing Tony, Spencer convinces Woo to vote for Kass, sending it to a fire-starter chal. between Kass and Woo. Woo sails to F3 and Kass goes to the Ponderosa, preserving her delusions. Spencer then faces the tough decision of who to send last to the jury, decides Woo is just to well liked while Tony is vulnerable. Spencer wins after a tense FTC.
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flipxcyd01 14 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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05-21-14, 05:29 PM (EST)
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13. "K / W / T / S" |
Just a gut feeling
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05-21-14, 07:05 PM (EST)
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14. "W / T / K / S" |
First, I'm going to apologize for the length of this post, and for the fact that it's a mini-recap and belongs on the Bashers, but (I know, there should be no "buts" in apologies) I've been so busy, and unable to write my recaps, even for my own friends league, and I'm doing it at the last minute, so here it is. It's pretty short. Uh, sorry. Also, have had a blast reading the posts on this site. Some very intelligent folks here; I'm illuminated and tickled at the wit. Previously on...Survivor! So there was this guy, Tony, see? And he was from Jersey and he went on Survivor, see? And he was a construction worker, ya know? But not really! He was actually a cop, with blue blood that ran, thick, I guess. But then he started playing really hard, making alliances, and building #spyshacks! So he really was kind of a construction worker, I guess. But then this Tony guy started finding like a google of HIIs and it was so beautiful, man! And kind of messy. And then came Woo. He was this guy who was just, like, chilling on this island, you know, man? He'd like spin balls, which Probst liked, and do awesome karate stuff, and he wanted to be like Sonic the Hedgehog, only with mad ninja skills, and he was so cool! And Woo was like his name, super nice, and everyone loved Woo. So Woo just kept hanging out, grooving on the wicked Survivor weather and literally busting his a$$ for "Morgan's Famous Papayas". But there was this one lady, I guess, named Kass, only she called herself Khaos Kass every chance she got. Khaos Kass, as you might have guessed, loved chaos, and by chaos, she meant making as many people as possible as miserable as possible, 'cause she liked watching people at their worst. Um, yeah. That's what she said. What else to say about Kass. Oh, people didn't like her, not much at all, partly because of a constant superior smugly smirk, which was just her face. All the time. Oh, and she could make people talk llama. Amazingly well. Lastly, there was this young guy named Spencer, which, yeah, you're prepared to hate on some self-named genius named Spencer, right? But he was pretty okay, pretty smart actually, and he had to be, because the other "Brains" surrounding him were Abby Normal, and he had to scramble from the get-go, using his "Brawn" to win challenges, and managing a pretty "Beauty"-ful social game, seeming to always know when to drop the right hint in the right ear at the right time. Surprisingly, no one hated Spencer. Jeez, Louise, Tony talking llama?!?! Or "Lamm-uh"? I was literally laughing out loud. I can't possibly transcribe what Tony said to Kass in llamaese, so I'm not sure if she got it, either. I can see how Kass could make someone lose their mind, though, she's been pretty insufferable and unneccesarily meanspirited, even in her camera confessionals. Such as... "Tony is the alpha male out here and (Trish) is the female. They are like a couple of baboons. I'm surprised she isn't picking ticks off him right now." "(Trish) looked like Skeletor with thse big blue eyes popping out and her skeleton fingers waving in my face." Or in front of everyone, like TC, calling Trish a "wild skeleton blue-eyed banshee" and "expert psycho-#####", while trying to make the point of Trish's capacity for hatred. I know. TC was hilarious, with Kass and Tony trading impersonations of each other and llamas while planning on voting out Trish (yeah, Tony did too), Spencer referencing "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", with Trish doing her best Nurse Ratchett, adding "And it's medication time!", while Woo compared them to a dysfunctional family he was visiting as a foreign exchange student. Everyone had a great time. Then Trish got the boot from the tribe and snuff of the torch from Probst, which she didn't see coming, and got the finger from Kass, which we all should have seen coming. Boot Pick(s)! So here's how I see it going down. Spencer wins out on immunity challenges, and takes Kass with him to face a jury which just Can. Not. Wait. to get their hooks in her. So Spencer's early prediction when the Brains were down, I think, 6-6-3, that they only had to go through two whole tribes comes true. Woo out first because of Tony's LIES! about the Mysterious Special Super Powered Tyler Perry Idol. Tony out second tonight because he runs out of bags, tricks, and idols. Spencer wins over Kass in a landslide. Check and mate. And Probst said Spencer had "zero percent chance of winning the game" before it was filmed. The reunion should be fun. More llama, please! Enjoy!
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QuickBen 52 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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05-21-14, 07:16 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: W / T / K / S" |
I must give credit to tribephyl. I read a lot of different folks' opninons (Dalton, Santilli, Freeman, Heaton, Trudeau) and listen to the guys at Cesternino's website, etcetera), not to mention some of the other great DAWS here, but I've been impressed with tribe's posts and been influenced by the expert analysis.
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05-21-14, 07:54 PM (EST)
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16. "Finale Tally" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-21-14 AT 07:54 PM (EST)4th Place Woo - 7 Spencer - 4 Kass - 3 Tony - 0 3rd Place Tony - 7 Spencer - 4 Woo - 3 Kass - 0 Runner-Up Kass - 11 Tony - 2 Woo - 1 Spencer - 0 Winner Spencer - 6 Tony - 5 Woo - 3 Kass - 0 W/T/K/S - 4 S/T/K/W - 3 W/S/K/T - 3 K/W/T/S - 2 K/S/W/T - 1 S/W/K/T - 1
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05-21-14, 08:05 PM (EST)
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19. "W/T/K/S" |
Wishful thinking + logic = I'm probably wrong again, but this is my vote.
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05-21-14, 08:03 PM (EST)
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18. "W/S/K/T" |
Just guessing.
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