LAST EDITED ON 09-13-05 AT 10:12 AM (EST)

I for one don't believe a word in Bacon's post. There is no such thing as BB6 allowing external communications.

Arm behind back, twist twist...

Water drops on head, drip drip drip drip............

Threat to confiscate Fruit Loops....

OK OK, I admit it, You caught me, I too receive weekly telephone calls from the BB6 HG's. But I will not say how that came to be.

Pliers pulling toenail out......

OK,OK, I placed and ad in Variety asking for future BB6 HG's to call me while they were in the house. But I've pledged not to reveal how they make the calls.

Scalpel moving toward genitals......

OK, OK, what do you want to know? Anything!! Oh yeah, they found another secret room that they can duck into when BB6 isn't looking, this set is left over from the old Get Smart series, and BB6 forgot to take the shoe phone out.

That's all I know. I swear!! I swear!!!, I swear!!!