And now, a sneak preview of Tony's strategy for the next two episodes. "I have a pair of idols. I can play one at each TC. I am guaranteed Final Four. I can run around doing whatever I like because not only is there no such thing as payback, but my actions will cement an alliance guaranteed to carry me even deeper into the game. And besides, all my tribemates admire my play so much that they wish they were me. Surely they'd never vote themselves out, right? So I'm perfectly safe. Until Final Four -- and beyond."

And now, a sneak preview of everyone else:

"Killmurdermaimdestroymutilateshipwithtoolittlepostage..."

...wait: that's just Kass thinking about dealing with people in the real world. Let's try again.

"I must have his babies! I will sleep with Tony every night until pregnancy results and I give birth to conniving socially-blind audience repellents!"

...oops: got Jeff. One more try.

"Is it Sunday yet? I'd rather be watching TAR."

...and that was us.