LAST EDITED ON 04-23-14 AT 05:53 PM (EST)
Sometimes I like to imagine what would happen if Totally Not A Cop Tony and Never Would Have Been Allowed As A Secret Agent Phillip met each other.
"I'm more paranoid!"
"I have everything under my total control at all times!"
"I had so much control over the game that the instant I was voted out, I decided that had been my intention all along! Pawns playing my game!"
"I lie about everything!"
"I always tell the truth as I hear it echoing through my head. Unfortunately, I'm the only person on Earth intelligent enough to understand it!"
"I built a SpyShack!"
"I am a spy, which means I gave you that idea! Your game is a subset of my master plan!"
"...what did you say?"
"I said I'm controlling you. I control everything."
"I ordered you to say that."
*battle to the death begins*
Who wins? If they both live through it, not us...
I just set up next season's theme, didn't I?