LAST EDITED ON 04-23-14 AT 05:53 PM (EST)Sometimes I like to imagine what would happen if Totally Not A Cop Tony and Never Would Have Been Allowed As A Secret Agent Phillip met each other.
"I'm paranoid!"
"I'm more paranoid!"
"I have everything under my total control at all times!"
"I had so much control over the game that the instant I was voted out, I decided that had been my intention all along! Pawns playing my game!"
"I lie about everything!"
"I always tell the truth as I hear it echoing through my head. Unfortunately, I'm the only person on Earth intelligent enough to understand it!"
"I built a SpyShack!"
"I am a spy, which means I gave you that idea! Your game is a subset of my master plan!"
"...what did you say?"
"I said I'm controlling you. I control everything."
"@#$% you!"
"I ordered you to say that."
*battle to the death begins*
Who wins? If they both live through it, not us...
I just set up next season's theme, didn't I?