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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 01-19-05, 03:44 PM (EST) "Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethiopia Episode" LAST EDITED ON 01-19-05 AT 04:13 PM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 01-19-05 AT 04:12 PM (EST) 1. Jonathan, Victoria and one donkey arrived to pick up their next clue – did this meet the minimum requirement that there be a minimum of two asses? Explain. 2. Fill in the blanks in the following sentence: Jon and Kris needing help from Adam and Rebecca to find a better flight is like _____ needing help from ____ to ____. 3. Apparently, the cameraman lost Jon and Kris this episode as we almost did not see them. What were they doing this leg while the others were racing and bickering? 4. What sort of religion has a ceremony involving TAR clues hidden under robes. 5. Which is more disrespectful to a sacred Ethiopian religious ceremony: a) speaking too loudly; b) dragging your ##### as*ses through it; c) sending an individual who has devil horns in his hair into it; d)________________________ 6. Find the oxymoron in the following sentence: In Nice, the teams stopped at a statue of a French military hero. 7. Find the misspelled word in the following sentence: Next, Rebecca took the ferry to Nice. 8. Finish the following sentence: The Ethiopians choose their different kind of poverty over Kendra’s _____. 9. Fill in the blank: Freddy is a pilot/model, Hayden and Aaron are both actor-models, and Kendra is a _____/model. 10. Finish the following sentence: Rebecca and Adam chose to use their yield on Freddy and Kendra rather than on Jonathan and Victoria because _____. Bonus A: Freddy hurts his hand but continues to wear his bandage on his head as he has throughout the race, explain why. B: What changes can we expect in TAR next week now that Jonathan and Victoria are gone.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethio... Urban_Kitten 01-19-05 1  RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethio... ARnutz 01-19-05 2  RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethio... Surveysez 01-19-05 3  RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethio... alwaysintruble1 01-19-05 4  RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethio... Molaholic 01-19-05 5  RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethio... Cygnus X1 01-20-05 6  RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethio... kgswifty 01-21-05 7

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Urban_Kitten 170 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 01-19-05, 03:51 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethiopia Episode" Thanks Hawkeye. I just soiled myself laughing so hard. ************************************ Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui. (Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.)   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-05, 05:12 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethiopia Episode" 1. Jonathan, Victoria and one donkey arrived to pick up their next clue – did this meet the minimum requirement that there be a minimum of two asses? Explain. Of course the minimum requirement was met! The only explanation needed is how much of an a$$ Victim is for being with the other a$$ Jerko in the first place! 2. Fill in the blanks in the following sentence: Jon and Kris needing help from Adam and Rebecca to find a better flight is like Jerko needing help from Freddy to show him how to yell. 3. Apparently, the cameraman lost Jon and Kris this episode as we almost did not see them. What were they doing this leg while the others were racing and bickering? They were hanging out with the locals and appreciating being back in Africa. 4. What sort of religion has a ceremony involving TAR clues hidden under robes. I haven't got a clue here. I'm stumped! 5. Which is more disrespectful to a sacred Ethiopian religious ceremony: b) dragging your ##### as*ses through it; because Jerko and Kendra are more a$$ than anyone can handle! 6. Find the oxymoron in the following sentence: In Nice, the teams stopped at a statue of a French military hero. Why are they stopping? IT'S A RACE!!! 7. Find the misspelled word in the following sentence: Next, Rebecca took the ferry to Nice. Next, Rebecca took the fairy to Nice! 8. Finish the following sentence: The Ethiopians choose their different kind of poverty over Kendra’s different kind of ignorance. 9. Fill in the blank: Freddy is a pilot/model, Hayden and Aaron are both actor-models, and Kendra is a @#$%&/model. 10. Finish the following sentence: Rebecca and Adam chose to use their yield on Freddy and Kendra rather than on Jonathan and Victoria because Jerko threatened to hurt Adam's mommy if they didn't. Bonus A: Freddy hurts his hand but continues to wear his bandage on his head as he has throughout the race, explain why. Either: 1. Omarosa gave him some tips on "being injured during a reality show". Or: 2.He is receiving sponsor money from BB5's Scott & Jase for advertising the "mandana". B: What changes can we expect in TAR next week now that Jonathan and Victoria are gone. Don't worry, someone else will take over the a$$ role!   Top

Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 01-19-05, 11:10 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethiopia Episode" 1. Jonathan, Victoria and one donkey arrived to pick up their next clue – did this meet the minimum requirement that there be a minimum of two asses? Explain. No. Between them there were three asses. One more should have been left behind. 2. Fill in the blanks in the following sentence: Jon and Kris needing help from Adam and Rebecca to find a better flight is like the staff needing help from Bolo to count teddy bears at Ikea. 3. Apparently, the cameraman lost Jon and Kris this episode as we almost did not see them. What were they doing this leg while the others were racing and bickering? Flowing smoothly into their place for the final three. 4. What sort of religion has a ceremony involving TAR clues hidden under robes. Usually it's the Church of Chippendales. 5. Which is more disrespectful to a sacred Ethiopian religious ceremony: a) speaking too loudly; b) dragging your ##### as*ses through it; c) sending an individual who has devil horns in his hair into it; d)Arguing with the Ethiopians about dragging your asses through a sacred religious ceremony. 6. Find the oxymoron in the following sentence: In Nice, the teams stopped at a statue of a French military hero. for a clue, go look up freedom fries 7. Find the misspelled word in the following sentence: Next, Rebecca took the ferry to Nice. Nice should be Neece, so Bolo can pronounce it 8. Finish the following sentence: The Ethiopians choose their different kind of poverty over Kendra’s lack of intelligence. 9. Fill in the blank: Freddy is a pilot/model, Hayden and Aaron are both actor-models, and Kendra is a yesterday's/model. 10. Finish the following sentence: Rebecca and Adam chose to use their yield on Freddy and Kendra rather than on Jonathan and Victoria because they thought they would gain time on Freddy & Kendra, not knowing that Mary Adam would prove to be, once again, incompetent. Bonus A: Freddy hurts his hand but continues to wear his bandage on his head as he has throughout the race, explain why. Real models are tough B: What changes can we expect in TAR next week now that Jonathan and Victoria are gone. An increase in viewers. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.   Top

alwaysintruble1 2878 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 01-19-05, 11:30 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethiopia Episode" 1. Jonathan, Victoria and one donkey arrived to pick up their next clue – did this meet the minimum requirement that there be a minimum of two asses? Explain. Technically they were over the limit for asses(3), but I'm not sure if its fair to refer to the donkey in that way. 2. Fill in the blanks in the following sentence: Jon and Kris needing help from Adam and Rebecca to find a better flight is like _____ needing help from ____ to ____. Drawing a blank...might come back later to try and fill this in. 3. Apparently, the cameraman lost Jon and Kris this episode as we almost did not see them. What were they doing this leg while the others were racing and bickering? Kris didn't have her white tank top on this episode, so there was nothing of value from these two to show. 4. What sort of religion has a ceremony involving TAR clues hidden under robes. Must be Catholics. Their priests tend to have things under their robes that they like to show. OK, bad joke, but I'm a catholic so I figured it was ok to make the joke. 5. Which is more disrespectful to a sacred Ethiopian religious ceremony: a) speaking too loudly; b) dragging your ##### as*ses through it; c) sending an individual who has devil horns in his hair into it; d)________________________ d)Sending in a overly large breasted blonde in tight tank top to parade around so many religious men. If they are celibate, that is just plain cruel, as well as disrepectful. 6. Find the oxymoron in the following sentence: In Nice, the teams stopped at a statue of a French military hero. The French have/had a military????? 7. Find the misspelled word in the following sentence: Next, Rebecca took the ferry to Nice. Duh....that's supposed to be fairy(aka Mary Adam) 8. Finish the following sentence: The Ethiopians choose their different kind of poverty over Kendra’s _____. anything. 9. Fill in the blank: Freddy is a pilot/model, Hayden and Aaron are both actor-models, and Kendra is a _____/model. I'd answer this question, but once I started listing ALL the words that would describe how awful she is, this post would be too long and no one would be able to open the thread anymore. 10. Finish the following sentence: Rebecca and Adam chose to use their yield on Freddy and Kendra rather than on Jonathan and Victoria because _____. Because Freddy only threatens to break people in half, while Jonathan has actually hit someone. Mary Adam didn't want to take the chance of getting in a fight without his mommy to back him up. Bonus A: Freddy hurts his hand but continues to wear his bandage on his head as he has throughout the race, explain why. He's actully trying to cover his ears so he doesn't have to listen to Kendra cry and whine and call him baaaabbyyy anymore B: What changes can we expect in TAR next week now that Jonathan and Victoria are gone. Peace and Quiet ? courtesy of Surveysez   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-05, 11:56 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethiopia Episode" 1. Jonathan, Victoria and one donkey arrived to pick up their next clue – did this meet the minimum requirement that there be a minimum of two asses? Explain. The four-legged animal was indeed superfluous. As for any explanation, please refer to TAR6 Episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, (well, you get the point). 2. Fill in the blanks in the following sentence: Jon and Kris needing help from Adam and Rebecca to find a better flight is like Michael Jackson needing help from the Roman Catholic Church to find a “date”. 3. Apparently, the cameraman lost Jon and Kris this episode as we almost did not see them. What were they doing this leg while the others were racing and bickering? Well, all I can say is that Jon is planning on taking Lamaze classes real soon. 4. What sort of religion has a ceremony involving TAR clues hidden under robes. The Church of Bertram Van Muenster (reformed). 5. Which is more disrespectful to a sacred Ethiopian religious ceremony: a) speaking too loudly; b) dragging your asses through it; c) sending an individual who has devil horns in his hair into it; d) Phil actually saying “Jonathan and Victoria, I’m happy to say that this is a non-elimination leg!” 6. Find the oxymoron in the following sentence: In Nice, the teams stopped at a statue of a French military hero. “French military hero” – not your classic hero, since they use a bagget for the bread. 7. Find the misspelled word in the following sentence: Next, Rebecca took the ferry to Nice. Actually, Rebelcha didn’t take the ferry – it was a Dutch treat. 8. Finish the following sentence: The Ethiopians choose their different kind of poverty over Kendra’s grand vision of Universe. 9. Fill in the blank: Freddy is a pilot/model, Hayden and Aaron are both actor-models, and Kendra is a half-assed/model. 10. Finish the following sentence: Rebecca and Adam chose to use their yield on Freddy and Kendra rather than on Jonathan and Victoria because they are just plain dumb. Bonus A: Freddy hurts his hand but continues to wear his bandage on his head as he has throughout the race, explain why. He had to protect his perfect coif from the gaze of those vicious voluntary po’folks. B: What changes can we expect in TAR next week now that Jonathan and Victoria are gone. Volume controls across the nation can be returned to their normal levels. sigpic a GeorgiaBelle creation MMIV yep, I'll burn for number two.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-20-05, 00:04 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethiopia Episode" 1. Jonathan, Victoria and one donkey arrived to pick up their next clue – did this meet the minimum requirement that there be a minimum of two asses? Explain. Of course it did. The farmer was paid off not to count Jonathan. Typewritten documents from the 1970s acquired by CBS News reveal that Kris and Jon were responsible. 2. Fill in the blanks in the following sentence: Jon and Kris needing help from Adam and Rebecca to find a better flight is like _____ needing help from ____ to ____. Like CBS needing help from UPN to develop another version of CSI: 3. Apparently, the cameraman lost Jon and Kris this episode as we almost did not see them. What were they doing this leg while the others were racing and bickering? Apologizing profusely for the others. 4. What sort of religion has a ceremony involving TAR clues hidden under robes? Les Moonves' board meetings. 5. Which is more disrespectful to a sacred Ethiopian religious ceremony: a) speaking too loudly; b) dragging your ##### as*ses through it; c) sending an individual who has devil horns in his hair into it; d) Stiffing the collection. 6. Find the oxymoron in the following sentence: In Nice, the teams stopped at a statue of a French military hero. You'll find the Statue of the French Military Hero near the Monument to Culturally Sensitive Racers In Amazing Race 6 Besides Kris, Jon, Gus, and Hera. 7. Find the misspelled word in the following sentence: Next, Rebecca took the ferry to Nice. Mice. Because Rebecca wants to turn this into an episode of Fear Factor and feed Mary Adam to a few thousand mice. 8. Finish the following sentence: The Ethiopians choose their different kind of poverty over Kendra’s _____. Vocabulary. 9. Fill in the blank: Freddy is a pilot/model, Hayden and Aaron are both actor-models, and Kendra is a _____/model. Brazen hussy/model. 10. Finish the following sentence: Rebecca and Adam chose to use their yield on Freddy and Kendra rather than on Jonathan and Victoria because _____. They just wanted to give Freddy's forehead and finger some more time to heal. Bonus A: Freddy hurts his hand but continues to wear his bandage on his head as he has throughout the race, explain why. He didn't want to draw attention to that "Barney" bandage that the villagers had given him. B: What changes can we expect in TAR next week now that Jonathan and Victoria are gone? The show's sound techs will have their hearing back.   Top

kgswifty 20 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 01-21-05, 10:03 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Corsica-Nice-Ethiopia Episode" LAST EDITED ON 01-21-05 AT 10:10 AM (EST) 1. Jonathan, Victoria and one donkey arrived to pick up their next clue – did this meet the minimum requirement that there be a minimum of two asses? Explain. Yes - but they had to go back because they couldn't convince the farmer that Jonathon qualified. This, of course, was Victoria's fault. 2. Fill in the blanks in the following sentence: Jon and Kris needing help from Adam and Rebecca to find a better flight is like Jonathon needing help from TAR editors, sarcidosis, or Van Patten's son to convince anyone he is an a-hole. 3. Apparently, the cameraman lost Jon and Kris this episode as we almost did not see them. What were they doing this leg while the others were racing and bickering? Not whining, bitching, complaining, getting hurt and staying near the front of the pack....hmmm funny how that works. 4. What sort of religion has a ceremony involving TAR clues hidden under robes. Whatever religion was practiced by the "Phil"istines. 5. Which is more disrespectful to a sacred Ethiopian religious ceremony: a) speaking too loudly; b) dragging your ##### as*ses through it; c) sending an individual who has devil horns in his hair into it; d)allowing Kendra to leave without being sacrificed to the God of poverty. 6. Find the oxymoron in the following sentence: In Nice, the teams stopped at a statue of a French military hero. French Military Hero - It is the statue of the man cowering with the big white flag. 7. Find the misspelled word in the following sentence: Next, Rebecca took the ferry to Nice. - fairy 8. Finish the following sentence: The Ethiopians choose their different kind of poverty over Kendra’s disappointment over them not chosing the "normal" poverty so she could get more air time to assume the throne of Queen arse now that J & V are gone. 9. Fill in the blank: Freddy is a pilot/model, Hayden and Aaron are both actor-models, and Kendra is a Benneton's/model. 10. Finish the following sentence: Rebecca and Adam chose to use their yield on Freddy and Kendra rather than on Jonathan and Victoria because TAR producers told them it would make for better TV if Kendra and Rebecca had to stand uncomfortably together after the yield. Bonus A: Freddy hurts his hand but continues to wear his bandage on his head as he has throughout the race, explain why. It was down over his ears to drowned out the bleatings of Kendra. B: What changes can we expect in TAR next week now that Jonathan and Victoria are gone. More viewers, more Kendra, and the sight of Phil trying to hold back a big s&^t-eating grin when recapping last week's episode.   Top

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