We know the hamsters are bored. We know they are all full of antipathy for the other team.
We know there has to be something else they could debate to pass the time - if they only had brains.
Question 1 - Do they actually have more than two synapses firing at any given time?
Question 2 - Did they elect to leave brain cells at home in favor of packing another tee shirt or bathing suit?
Question 3 - Are there any interesting topics that could be debated besides "I hate ______________________"?
Suggestions off the top of my head:
I wonder what's going on in the real world?
What are some ways we can make our country more secure?
How can anyone fight guerillas/terrorists and win?
Places I have traveled and what I learned.
Places I would like to have a second or third home.
Things I have seen while doing my real job. Issues being debated in my field of work.
My favorite books and movies, and why.
My hobbies and why they mean so much to me.
How I handle stress.
Lamest tv shows/movies EVER.
My most hated teacher. My most loved teacher. And why.
My most embarassing moment.
When I was a kid........................
Things I am working on about myself to change, and why.
Top Ten Reasons I Hate BB - oh wait, they've covered that one.
Lawdy, hamsters. Have you no curious brain cells in your bodies?
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.