Please keep all airtime discussion of tonight's episode on this thread until midnight EST, during which period I will attempt to figure out why I am wasting my precious energy on starting this thread. Seriously, do you have any idea how many fractions of a calorie I'm expending in getting this thing posted? I could just lie around and gather my strength for that one crucial moment of sarcasm. That would benefit the site more than the week-to-week activity of starting threads, right? In fact, you should be thanking me for caring enough about the rest of you to pass all the work over to someone else. I'm just really considerate that way. In fact, tell you what: why don't I not start any show threads for the rest of the season and at the end of the finale, y'all pay me back by handing over a million dollars?

...what do you mean, 'not a winning strategy'?

It's not as if I'm going to pray for it.