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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
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"Survivor #26: Maybe-Fans vs. Not-F..."
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-13-13, 08:47 PM (EST)
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1. "Surgeon General's Warning." |
Do not watch this show if you are subject to high blood pressure, headaches, migraines, or other physical reactions in the presence of toxic amounts of idiocy. Don't watch the show if you are pregnant or planning to become pregnant. You shouldn't watch the show if you're female because at some point, Brandon will commit a sin and then he'll blame you. If you get nauseous at the sight of cockroaches, seek alternative programming. Under no circumstances should you watch this show if you're planning to have sex tonight because at some point you will see Phillip in his underwear and then? You won't. Those in the recovery stages for Raging Probstian Liartis should seek a doctor's approval before watching the show, and you're not going to get it. In the event that you have a sanity hearing in the morning, turn off your television before it's too late. No warranty is expressed, implied, offered, bloody likely, or present in any form. All pains suffered are your own responsibility, not to mention your own fault. There are no dosage limits where the side effect known as Corinne will not appear. Should Erik reach out of the screen to offer you Immunity, accept it and then seek professional help immediately. And do not under any circumstances contact the FCC. It won't help.Repeat dosage once per week until numbness sets in.
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