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Probst <starting challenge>: Go! (1-16)
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Probst: This season we are doing our 2nd version of "Fans Vs. Favorites." We did it a few years ago and it was very successful. We have some great characters on the fans tribe. We have some fantastic characters on the favorites tribe. (17-31)
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Sherri: I'm such a fan of Survivor. I named my son after Colby Donaldson from Season 2. He's now 11. (32-38)
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Allie: I want to go on this show. I don't care if I don't have a bed. I don't care if I don't have a roof over my head. I don't care if I don't have food. (39-41)
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Eddie: I'm a fireman, so, I'm not a 9 to 5 kind of guy. I don't wear a suit or tie to work everyday. I work with my hands. I work with my body, with my muscles. Exhausted.(42-56)
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Hope: I'm a one time pageant competitor. I competed in Miss Missouri and actually ended up winning. I think it was beginner's luck. (57-59)
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Julia: I'm really good at turning on and off aggression. (60-64)
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Probst <calling challenge>: Julia flying up this ladder! (65-66)
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Laura: I am definitely willing to cause a lot of trouble if I have to. (67-68)
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Matt: Even though I look like some bad-ass dude with a beard and long hair, there's definitely a sensitive, loving side to me and I think that's going to shine through. (69-72)
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Michael: I'll be definitely irritating at some point. Trust me. (73)
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Reynold: I'm a big, loud, boisterous character. So, I have no problem when people are laughing at me. (74-78)
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Shamar: I learned a lot of leadership qualities in the Marine Corps. I honestly want to make things miserable. I want everybody just to want to go home. (79-91)
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The Favorites are here... (92-96)
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Dawn: I think I'm a fan favorite because I'm a fan, first. (97)
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Andrea: You saw me on Season 22, Redemption Island. It's definitely going to be an Andrea 2.0. I want to be like myself, hard working, but I'm gonna come in a little more aggressive. (98-109)
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Corinne: Listen, if you love me or you hate me, you know you want to see me play again. (110-111)
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Brandon: I played on Survivor: South Pacific and I voted myself out of the game. (112)
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Brandon <at Survivor: South Pacific Tribal Council>: I want to give my Immunity Necklace up. (113)
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Brandon: I made it all the way to the end of the game and then I decided to give my Immunity Necklace up to Albert. (115-116)
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Jeff Probst <at Survivor: South Pacific Tribal Council>: Okay.
Brandon: Albert doesn't talk to me now. Actually, no "thank you" either. (117-120)
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Brenda: There's definitely going to be a new version of Brenda. I'm going to probably put Bad Brenda a little to the side and show people Good Brenda and then do bad things. (121-125)
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Cochran: I'm known for being bad in challenges, not good at camp life and a traitor. And possibly even annoying. So I bring nothing to the table. (126-127)
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Corinne: Okay, have you seen the other people that are playing this? I don't think I have a target on my back as bad as some of these other people do... (128-132)
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Phillip <Survivor: Redemption Island footage>: I'm a grown man, I'm 52 years old, I've been a Federal Agent like I told you before. (133)
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Corinne: ...when you've got the Phillip Sheppards and Brandon Hantzes and all of these people who are really legit nutjobs. (134-137)
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Phillip: People often wonder, you know, "are you crazy?" Come on guys, to wear those pink underwear you gotta be crazy. (138-140)
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Dawn: I feel like I have unfinished business. I had won an Immunity, I feel like I understood where I stood in the game, I had some strong alliances and then it was all...poof. (141-142)
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Erik: Last time on Survivor, I gave away my Individual Immunity to four women who are some of the most untrustworthy women in the game. I've been ridiculed for it since. (143-145)
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Probst <at Survivor: Micronesia Tribal Council after Erik was voted out>: I think that is what you call a life lesson.

Francesca: Phillip and I had a big fight at the first Tribal Council. (146-148)
Phillip <at Survivor: Redemption Island Tribal Council>: My vote tonight will be for Franchesqwa.
Francesca: "Francesca"
Francesca: It was traumatic. It was a traumatic experience. I went out in a total blaze of fiasco.
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Malcolm: The first time out you learn your strengths, you learn your weaknesses. You learn what you're good at and what you're bad at. You're going to get a lot of the same me the second time around, for sure, with a few modifications. (149-161)
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Phillip: I think the fans are going to love me. I'm on Twitter and Facebook. I do a lot of charity events. When I go to them they absolutely adore me. (162-178)
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