Uh ohhh... sorry everybody. Truly I am, but I am not really a David Cook fan. Look at the size of that big a§§d head of his!
Oh, .... My, ... Gosh....
I always noticed how his forehead seemed to keep on going up up up...
... but when him and Ryan Seacrust were standing together, that's when I realized that something was dis-proportionately wrong. Maybe Ryan's head is just small, yeah, maybe that's it. Nope... Standing by ANYBODY... David Cook's head is like a big ballon, waiting to pop.
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/end of rant...