Missyae Survivor: Philippines Power Rankings Episode 4
By Jim Early in Survivor Whispers Premiere

1. Jonathan Penner - Okay now hes in an alliance with a guy who ranks his trust by fingers. I think this little alliance is gonna be fun to watch. Jeff Kent considers himself a smart "cookie" and everyone knows how Penner is The Wizard, so who comes out on top?

2. Denise Stapley - Once again another great week for Denise as she reached R.C. status in the challenge, in fact she might have surpassed her?? Either way it would have been unfair to move Denise to Skupin's tribe so it's a good think she joined Penner's instead. Could you imagine her and RC on the same tribe in challenges?

3. Lisa Whelchel - I get the feeling we are gonna see lots of airtime all season for Lisa. Don't get me wrong, I love Lisa as much as anyone else but this is the bad part about putting a celebrity on this show, Jeff Probst is gonna feature her all season long even if she does nothing but fart.

4. Michael Skupin - Gonna keep him right here for now as he has not done anything wrong to move him down. He is still an accident waiting for a place to happen but he is no trouble right now and won't be for a long time. Just keep him away from the fire!

5. Abi Gomes - Okay we are basing these rankings on what I wanna base them on so right now she holds this same spot. After this week she will more than likely be moving in the rankings because I don't see any reason to do what her and Pete did this week with the idol and RC. No reason at all unless shes just jealous of RC. Where would it help them in their alliance? They have the numbers, they have the idol, they win challenges and never go to TC so it was all done just for pure spite.

6. Malcolm Freberg - Tough week for Malcolm because he hates losing and he really does try to remain loyal to his alliance members. So the Angie boot was not as easy as it looked. Was it the right move? No, because, well you will see this week. Give the choice of Angie vs Swan, well its a shame thats even a tough one to answer with his size and experience but it is a tough question to answer. He will have his hands full dealing with Pete, Abi and Skupin when he moves next week.

7. Pete Yurkowski - Assclown

8. RC Saint-Amour - Starting to get the part of the show she is not gonna enjoy watching. It had to be very hard to deal with a couple of people like Abi and Pete each day who just tried to use you for their entertainment. Still a dominating force in challenges but No Doubt, Abi is jealous of her.

9. Jeff Kent - Four Finger Jeff, thats got a nice ring to it I guess. What are you, 3rd grade Jeff? Really? Four Finger handshake? Hows about the ole 1 finger salute? Nothing you have done so far has been that impressive really. You are Penners plaything.

10. Artis Silvester - Well he did start getting some speaking roles so I guess he found the cue cards. Seriously, after all the hype about how much niuttier you were than Phillip, I would have expected something by now I guess when you kick into gear, you are really gonna tilt the crazy meter.

11. Carter Williams - I wont waste time typing about him and his red shorts, red pants, for Carter love go read Ana's blog.

12. Katie Hanson - Okay a little bit about whats coming from Katie. First I told you about the 4 ladies in the alliance, Dawson, Dana, Denise and Katie Everyone had a name with D but Katie, maybe she could have been Double D? Anyway, shes gonna surprise some people with how she votes at some upcoming Tribal Council nights Just hang in there and keep watching. After Swan leaves this week, that alliance is probably gonna dominate the airtime.

13. Sarah Naomi Dawson - I would really love to see her call out Kent in front of everyone but I just dont think its coming. Would have been great tv though. Dawson is very trusting in her alliances and with her 4 lady alliance thats gonna be a mistake. I will not enjoy watching how this plays out. To know it was gonna be red britches leaving instead of you and then you leave instead, that might be enough to change how Ana thinks of red blue jeans, umm, nevermind, hes a male Survivor who said hi so he wins out over you on that blog.

14. Dana Lambert - I think we will start seeing a hint of her sickness this week because her time is coming soon. I really like her and wish things had not played out like they did. Had that 4 lady alliance held up, it would have changed the whole outcome of The Game

15. Russell Swan - Oh how the mighty have falllen. Had it been my choice last week I would have voted you out and kept Angie. Why not? Shes just as strong as you, smarter than you and nicer than you. Besides, look what it did to keep you, once again your tribe losses and goes to Tribal Council. Think Malcolm will keep you after making the mistake by keeping you over Angie? You really think hes gonna side with you and vote out Denise? No way, he made that mistake last week and he wont make it again. I know you hated your time out there, hated your time at Ponderosa, hated your time after jury started and they shipped pre jury to Malaysia but that dont make it okay to come back and spread lies about players, vicious lies. Yeah I know you started them and so do they. CBS should have kept Colton and left you at home. I used to say you were a nice guy with rotten luck, I now think you are just a bitter man.

A special Happy Birthday to Angie Layton who turns 21 today!!! They should have keep the "cookie" in The Game last week!!!!!

See you next week with a more juicy power rankings as Malcolm heads to the yellow buffs and Denise heads to the red buffs, should start picking up!!!!!!!

Missyae

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