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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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01-12-05, 07:36 AM (EST)
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"Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
This is the part of the race I really love, where the contestants just fall apart. From Mary Adam imitating the Michelin Man, to Jonathon being... well, Jonathon... it's fun for everyone. I especially liked taking money from the pretty people. Although I would've loved to see Jonathon have to beg for money. By the way, YOU'RE the reason I'm so hard to find.

As punishment for your laughable performances this week, I sentence you to watch Cheech and Chong's The Corsican Brothers for the duration of your Pit Stop.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... ARnutz 01-12-05 1
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... seahorse 01-12-05 2
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... Cygnus X1 01-12-05 3
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... ginger 01-12-05 4
       RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... ohmyheck 01-12-05 5
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... warp_core breach 01-14-05 6
 RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... cadfile 01-14-05 7
   RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... ginger 01-14-05 8
       RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... cadfile 01-14-05 9
           RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... ARnutz 01-14-05 10
       RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... Cygnus X1 01-14-05 11
       RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... Cygnus X1 01-14-05 12
           RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... ginger 01-14-05 13
               RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... Surveysez 01-14-05 14
                   RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... ginger 01-14-05 15
                   RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... Cygnus X1 01-14-05 16
               RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9... Cygnus X1 01-14-05 17
 HOW TO PLAY & Roles Angelfood 01-16-05 18
   RE: HOW TO PLAY & Roles Cygnus X1 01-16-05 19

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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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01-12-05, 09:20 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
Yeah!!! From last place to second, baby! If it weren't for Adam & Rebecca getting the Fast Forward, we would have won this leg and had another trip!

The Model Alliance Rules!!!

Where's Hayden and Aaron? How did we lose them?

Oh well, I had a great time climbing the castle wall... hmmm... you know, if baby and I win the million I think I will be buying myself a castle!

We fooled all those viewers didn't we? I mean we weren't shown in those previews and everyone thought we were out of the race. HA! We were just leading the pack the whole time!

Did you see me stomping those grapes? I mean doing jumping jacks and jogging in the barrel? I think I will do a grape-stomping exercise video! I could make millions off that concept, right?

Anyway, baby and I are looking forward to the next leg where we can continue to kick butt!

~Kendra~

Note: I am so glad I didn't have to be inhuman this week! Next week might be a different story...

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01-12-05, 09:28 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
I think I want to become a professional deep sea diver. Those types of things come so easy to me, that maybe I can spend my days teaching others the ins and outs of getting around near the ocean bottom.

Adam


Handcrafted by RollDdice

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01-12-05, 11:47 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
Well, now that that tub o' goo that took my ticket -- MY TICKET! -- in Berlin is gone, SOMEbody has to do the boat-related Detours. Not that I'm afraid of heights or anything.

Jonathan

P.S. I'll tell you why losing out on the Fast Forward was your fault in a minute. Let me sit on the side of the grape vat and think it over.

Oh, yeah -- this is a RACE!

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01-12-05, 01:47 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
LAST EDITED ON 01-12-05 AT 01:47 PM (EST)

You know, unless I excel, we suck. And boy did we suck today.

ARE YOU LISTENING AARON? AARON? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CALM DOWN? I AM TOTALLY FECKING CALM! IF YOU SAY I'M NOT CALM, I'LL RIP YOUR SKIN OFF!! YOU HEAR ME, AARON? AARON? AARON?

AARON?


Aaron?


-Hayden



Aaron?

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01-12-05, 06:46 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
Yes Master.

P. S. This guy is whipped!

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01-14-05, 00:02 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
*Victoria during the pit stop ~ rubbing her head and in a daze*

I just hate it when Jonathon takes up residence in my body!

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01-14-05, 02:53 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
If you had pulled over and let me drive the FIRST time I ordered you to we wouldn't have been last. You know I'm the only one who can read a map, mash gears, run over people, and tailgate all at the same time. What is wrong with you! Am I the only one wearing pants in this team?

- Hayden


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01-14-05, 12:58 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
Sweetie, I was ASSIGNED Hayden. She's too wonderful a human being to share. Perhaps you can think of a different "persona"; posters, for example, have been known to be the Guy At The Airline Ticket Counter.



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cadfile 176 desperate attention whore postings
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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
>Sweetie, I was ASSIGNED Hayden.
>She's too wonderful a human
>being to share. Perhaps
>you can think of a
>different "persona"; posters, for example,

Sorry didn't know this was restricted. My bad. Moving on.


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10. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
I don't think we have a Freddy yet, perhaps you would like to be him?



'nutz: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate.

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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
LAST EDITED ON 01-14-05 AT 04:05 PM (EST)

Ouch. Hope I didn't step on whomever was supposed to be Jerko.

Unless he/she ran off screaming in terror.

ETA: After further review, that was Pepe. My apologies, mon ami.

I found the rules of BTAR at:
http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID54/685.shtml

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12. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
All right, how's this...and it's within the guidelines:

How convenient for that dog to show up just as Bolo was yelling, "Everybody see what kind of b!tch (Lori) is?" You can't ask for much better than that.

--Cameraman at the grape-stomping vats

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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
Excellent choice. Stick around and have a glass of merlot.



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14. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
I have a glass for each of you - a fine grape, freshly squeezed today.

...vineyard vintner

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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
So long as it's not the Jonathan vintage; too acidic.



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16. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
Zut alors, Madame Lohree. Ah have zhust hrun out uff whine fur yhou. Perrhaps yhour hus-band could obleege, n'est-ce pas?

"I'm afraid we're all out of N'est-ce pas...just Hershey's." --Sir Alec Guinness, Murder By Death

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17. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer- Episode 9,000,006"
Ah, thank you Ginger. Five minutes ago was a very good year.

Rather impudent wine. But enough about Jonathan.

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01-16-05, 05:05 PM (EST)
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18. "HOW TO PLAY & Roles"
LAST EDITED ON 01-16-05 AT 05:17 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 01-16-05 AT 05:07 PM (EST)

Hello. I'm back!
Ok, sorry new guys/gals/unknowns,

I guess we should include this at the bottom of every weekly intro post. Cygnus - excellent research and link, thanks!

How to play:
Welcome. This game is open for anyone to join in and comment or ask questions of the characters. However, if you are not already signed up as a character, please do not speak as (or for) a character - just be yourself, or a cameraperson, island wildlife, #1 fan, whatever - be creative. In fact, that's how we get some of our funniest interactions.

Is that good? Does it cover everything? Did I leave anything out? Any suggestions?

As for roles:
Hayden - Ginger
Aaron = ohmyheck
Kendra - ARnutz
Freddie- cadfile
Adam - Seahorse
Rebecca - BuckeyeGirl
Jonathan -
Victoria- warpcorebreach
Kris - Breezy
Jon -

Is this correct?
And I believe that Pepe abandoned the role of Jonathan, so its still open, but you must be merciless to him, and make fun of your own character. ;)

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19. "RE: HOW TO PLAY & Roles"
Thanks for running this, AF!

We must all make sacrifices, so I will do my worst as Jerko. I hope I do him injustice!

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