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"Open Letter of Apology"
mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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10-24-02, 01:37 PM (EST)
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"Open Letter of Apology" |
As a lawyer, on behalf of all those in my profession, we deeply apologize for the actions of Heather and Eve on last night's show. Certainly, to the average reader of ordinary intelligence, the phrase "walk to" could not conceivably be interpreted to "take a cab most of the way to, and then get out f the cab and walk in." To a lawyer, however, it is, well, one possible interpretation and if you disagree of course we can litigate the issue for years until the case is utlimately decided on some procedural technicality. You can understand now why contracts say the same thing over and over again. The only acceptable lawyerly clue would say "walk, run, or otherwise ambulate to the pitstop. You may not use another mode of transportation. "Other mode of transportation" shall be defined herein to include, but not be limited to, plane, car, taxicab (whether designated as any of the following: cab, taxi, limousine, car-for hire or similar "for hire" vehicles), bicycle, train, subway, tricycle, horse, buggy, waverunner (whether or not denominated as a "jet ski"), or camel. You may, however, flirt with and/or block the progress of another team until they agree to carry you to the pitstop, but in such case you the team carrying you must be on foot." Again, I apologize on behalf of my profession.
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mocha madness 251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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10-24-02, 02:25 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Open Letter of Apology" |
NO....they don't have a valid argument. Only someone with a higher quotient of b.s. would even suggest that walk to the pitstop could EVER mean ride most of the way and walk up the steps. Did you notice their body language when they met with Phil at the end of the show? They could not look him in the face....they knew that their ass was in the dumpster, and no amount of legal mumbo jumbo would get them out.
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