LAST EDITED ON 12-02-11 AT 02:24 AM (EST)

This week was mostly the Coach and Cochran Show, as Upolu finished Pagonnging the last Savaii. Cochran's game of take pity on me as you listen to all my pathetic cringe-worthy childhood stories will this buy me another few days in the game game, <poof>. Thank you, Upolu. Brandon zeroed, as did Dawn and Whitney. RI hero Ozzy inexplicably got two confessionals saying the exact same thing. Edna gets a big bump, Invisible Rick shows up on the radar once again. (Recap confessionals, not totalled, have been tacked on within <#> because I'm OTC that way.) Albert reaches double digits! Edna reaches double digits! Rick is now the only single digit player in the game. Sorry 'bout that, Rick.

Edna's bump and Brandon's zero are causes for concern.

Albert (U) 0, 0, 0, 0, 3, 3, 0, 0 (merge) 0, 2, 1, 2 | 11 <1>
Brandon (U) 5, 5, 5, 2, 2, 2, 1, 0 (merge) 0, 0, 0, 0 | 22 <3>
Coach (U) 6, 6, 3, 1, 5, 7, 5, 0 (merge) 1, 3, 2, 6 | 45 <8>
Cochran (S) 5, 2, 3, 2, 4, 2, 5, 1 (merge) 4, 1, 4, 6 (voted out) | 39 <8>
Edna (U) 1, 1, 0, 3, 0, 2, 2, 0 (merge) 0, 0, 0, 4 | 13 <1>
Ozzy (S) 7, 2, 3, 1, 2, 4, 4 (martyred out), 1 (merge) 1, 3 (voted out) 1, 1, 2 | 32 <4>
Rick (U) 2, 0, 0, 0, 0, 2, 0, 0 (merge) 0, 0, 0, 1 | 5 <2>
Sophie (U) 2, 1, 1, 1, 0, 2, 1, 0 (merge) 1, 1, 1, 2 | 13 <2>

Whitney (S) 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0 (merge) 0, 0, 2 (voted out), 0 (eliminated) | 3 <1>
Dawn (S) 3, 0, 0, 4, 1, 1, 0, 0 (merge) 2, 2, 2 (voted out), 0 (eliminated) | 15 <3>
Keith (S) 0, 2, 1, 0, 1, 1, 1, 0 (merge) 0 (voted out), 0, 0 (eliminated) | 6 <0>
Jim (S) 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 0 (merge) 2, 2 (voted out), 1 (eliminated) | 19 <1>

Christine (U) 2, 3 (voted out), 2, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0 (eliminated) | 8 <0>
Mikayla (U) 2, 2, 2, 2, 0, 1 (voted out), 0 (eliminated) | 9 <0>
Elyse (S) 1, 0, 1, 0, 1 (voted out), 0 (eliminated) | 3 <1>
Stacey (U) 2, 0, 0, 5 (voted out), 1 (eliminated) | 8 <0>
Mark (S) 2, 0, 3 (voted out), 0 (eliminated) | 5 <1>
Semhar (S) 2 (voted out), 1, 0 (eliminated) | 3 <0>