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"Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
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"Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
LAST EDITED ON 08-19-05 AT 08:38 AM (EST)

In honor of Big Brother playing interesting wake up songs for the hamsters this week.

I would like to start Song Parody they should play as wake up songs this week contest.

That and I woke up with this song in my head

Jenny on the Block by J-Blow

Children grow and women are bitching
I go lying
I go stealing
Everyone's got to be word breaking

Don't be fooled by the key that I got
I'm just, I'm just Jenny on the block
Used to have a little, then I had a lot
No matter what the vote, I know where I came from (from the HOH!)
Don't be fooled by the key that I got
I'm just, I'm just Jenny on the block
Used to have a little, then I had a lot
No matter what the vote, I know where I came from (from the HOH!)

I'm down to earth like this
Rockin this damn show
I've grown up so little
I was in control and loving it
Banners got me laughing, kid
Love my life and my public
Put Cappy first
Then can't forget to cry on cue
To me it's like breathing

Don't be fooled by the key that I got
I'm just, I'm just Jenny on the block
Used to have a little, then I had a lot
No matter what the vote, I know where I came from (from the HOH!)
Don't be fooled by the key that I got
I'm just, I'm just Jenny on the block
Used to have a little, then I had a lot
No matter what the vote, I know where I came from (from the HOH!)

ETF. Spelling and a few words, now that I've had my coffee.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Snidget 08-19-05 1
 RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Snidget 08-22-05 2
 RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Snidget 08-22-05 3
   RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... HistoryDetective 08-22-05 4
       RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Snidget 08-23-05 9
 A tribute to Jen..... (Hands over c... kingfish 08-22-05 5
 RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... RealityMom 08-23-05 6
   RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... FishWoman 08-23-05 7
       RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Snidget 08-23-05 8
           RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... Lasann 08-23-05 10
               RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competi... RealityMom 08-23-05 11
 A song written for the Maggots. universityofkentuckyrocks 08-25-05 12

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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-05, 08:10 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
bumping up above the locked threads.

either that or I'm the only one with bad BB song parodies running through my head.

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08-22-05, 07:02 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
*crickets*

*Looks around*

Bueller, Bueller...

*tap tap tap*

Is this mike on????

Man I knew that sometimes I am the only one that finds me funny, but durn I thought someone would say something?

*crickets*

So how about filling in the blanks BB song Parody? From a well known round.

You don't have to come up with a song on your own.

It's fun,

Really...

Just give it a try, you'll like it.

Blow blow blow your ___________

_____________________________

Merrily merrily merrily merrily

_______________________________

Ok, back to your regularly scheduled *crickets*

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08-22-05, 08:22 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
This started running through my sad sick little mind.

For April.

I'm not here for the money
Not here for it honey
I'm not hear for the money
So you better treat me right.

{If I'm the only one that posts does that mean I win )

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08-22-05, 08:35 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
I'll try to think of a song parody, Snidget. Sorry nobody else is playing along yet.

In the meantime, can I request "Short Dick Man" in honor of Crappy?


courtesy of Seana and Syren - thanks gals!
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08-23-05, 07:41 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
To ZZ Top's Sharp Dressed Man?

Clean slate, new house
and they don't know what I'm playing at.
No Shirt, Buffed Abs,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a Short Dick Man.

Gold Room, HOH Key,
I ain't missin'not a single thing.
And shaved Head, baseball cap
when I've got power, I'm gonna do you in.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a Short Dick Man..

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5. "A tribute to Jen..... (Hands over chest please)........"
LAST EDITED ON 08-22-05 AT 11:08 PM (EST)

You're right Snigs, You would win. You should win anyway, cause that is a brilliant suggestion, revealing with this and your other exceptional parodies a knack for original and very intelligent thinking - par excellance!! Kudos.

I think the first line should be

Blow, Blow, Blow, your Beau,

As a Tribute to Jen.

Let's see,

Blow, Blow, Blow, your Beau,
La de da, the stream,
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily,
Jen..................

(I'm afraid the PG nature of this thread is hindering the natural completion of this verse, but if I were to complete it it would have to do with Jen's doing something to the whole team. But I won't complete it. I wouldn't want to offend anyone. But I really want to. But I won't. OK, I'll whistle it. But no one can hear. Shucks.)

Thanks, Sniglet. this is way more fun than carping about fishes. Fishes, who, when you think about it, are just innocent bystanders, and do not deserve the dissing they have received recently.

Don't Dis The fishes!!!Some fish have feelings too!!!


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08-23-05, 02:52 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
LAST EDITED ON 08-23-05 AT 02:57 AM (EST)

With apologies to the Seven Dwarfs:


Heigh HoH*, Heigh HoH
Ashlea was the first to go
(Whistle)
Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH

Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH
That pair Ivette and Beau
(Whistle)
Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH

Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH
The Power of Veto
(Whistle)
Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH

Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH
Kaysar twice did go
(Whistle)
Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH

Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH
Did Janelle pull a no-no
(Whistle)
Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH, Heigh HoH

* Here pronounced "Ho" for necessity



A Cyggy Siggy

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7. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
I am not good at creating parodies, but the *obvious* song choice for Howie would be "Rock You Like a Hurricane."

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08-23-05, 07:32 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
Well a different aspect of Howie in the house.

This came to me in the shower, and I am one sad sick puppy.

Don't Cha as sung by Beau to Howie.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (in the shower)
Don't cha Howie, dont cha , baby
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was bald like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend had a chocolate pee-pee
Don't cha, don't cha

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your foe
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I aint lying
Look at me, you ain't blind <2x>

See, I know girls hate you (I know girls hate you)
I understand (I understand)
I saw you on elimindate and though oooh
If you were my own man
Maybe next tv show (maybe next tv show)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, Oh friend you're secret is safe with me
(and all the TV and live feed viewing audience)


Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me (in the shower)
Don't cha Howie, dont cha
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was bald like me
Don't cha wish your girlfriend had a chocolate pee-pee
Don't cha, don't cha

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08-23-05, 08:18 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
LOL

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11. "RE: Big Brother Song Parody Competition."
Once you start, it's hard to stop!

In the nation, the mighty nation,
The viewers had their say.
But in the mansion, the BB hamsters
Said, "Kaysar, just go away".

An H-0-H, a P-O-V,
You can watch for 24/7 live BB

Oh, the program,
This endless program
Gotta get a life

Julie's the hostess
The clueless hostess
'Cause she's Les Moonves's wife!

Oh, C-B-S, oh why, oh why?
Do I watch TV with an uncritical eye?
So, please give me just one more vote,
It's time I pushed "Off" on my remote.
Though there's much more BB than I need,
Thanks all you peeps who update the daily feed!

An H-O-H, a P-O-V
It's fun to write a parody,
So everyone sing along with me...
An H-O-H, a P-O-V.....


Snidget, you can find some more parodies on the Apprentice Fanatics board- Apprentice: The Musical- Angelfood's thread (page 2)

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08-25-05, 10:38 PM (EST)
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12. "A song written for the Maggots."
"We have no more Crappy.
We have no more Crappy.
Why did we need Crappy.
The Maggots weep and be sad all night.
Cry. cry, cry Maggots.
We Americans don't care."

"JBlow and Yapril are such liars.
She broke a big promise.
Hurricane Howie came town.
Howie names Jen JBlow and
now we have Yapril who is Busto.
Poor Busto cries about her dog b/c Howie was making fun of them.
And America sits in laughter."

"Ivette whines all night.
I need my Crappy.
There is no Crappy.
Ivette pleads to let Cappy back in.
But America sits in laughter and says you suck."

"Maggie is doing everything for Crappy.
Americaa gets pissed.
America starts calling her Maghole or Magpie.
Maggie thinks America likes her.
America says shut up b!tch."

"Beau is invisible.
He thinks he's better than Marcellas.
I can't think of anymoe about Beau.
America calls Beau a Moron."


"We have no more Crappy.
We have no more Crappy.
Why did we need Crappy.
The Maggots weep and be sad all night.
Cry. cry, cry Maggots.
We Americans don't care."


UL will always suck in my book

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