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bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 12-22-04, 10:43 AM (EST) "Jonathan is a terrific human being" It's time for someone to step up and take the other side on this issue. Now I know you are all completely red with anger about how Jonathan has treated his slave...I mean...Victoria this season, but bare with me. Let's point out his positive qualities. 1. Jonathan has lots of self-confidence. This is good, right? You can't achieve your goals in life without a healthy ego. 2. He has guts. When it comes to crunch time, Jon does whatever it takes to win. He doesn't even care that Phil Keoghan is standing right in front of him. He's still going to give his teammate a shove forward so that they can reach the goal first(You thought he was shoving her because of anger? I don't think so!). 3. He shows that it is O.K. for guys to have curly hair. Woman-like curly hair, at that! 4. He's a positive rolemodel for people with mental problems. He only does what he does out of love, medication and pure hatred towards his wife. Oh wait..gotta focus on the positive...scratch that last reason. Just love and medication. 5. Taxi drivers from all over the world will get a taste of American culture when driving Jonathan around the globe. They may get a tounge-lashing and a bloody nose out of it too, but it's an education regardless. Wow...that was the toughest list i've ever made. But I'm proud of myself for doing it. Someone has to stick up for this guy and I'm now officially going to hell because I did. Single-handedly Reversed the Red Sox curse.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... Estee 12-22-04 1  #6 Angelfood 12-22-04 2    HEY HEY... volsfan 12-22-04 17  RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... foonermints 12-22-04 3  RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... Breezy 12-22-04 4  #7 Bebo 12-22-04 5  RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... Estee 12-22-04 6    RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... ginger 12-22-04 7        RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... Estee 12-22-04 8            RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... RangeRover 12-22-04 9                RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... ginger 12-22-04 10                    RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... foonermints 12-22-04 11                    RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... Angelfood 12-22-04 13                        RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... volsfan 12-22-04 18  And samboohoo 12-22-04 12    RE: And bystander 12-22-04 14    RE: And Earl Colby Pottinger 12-22-04 15        RE: And udg 12-23-04 20  RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... Earl Colby Pottinger 12-22-04 16  RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... rasslinmomma 12-22-04 19  RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... beermo2 12-30-04 21  So funny! udg 12-30-04 22  RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... Blaze49 01-07-05 23    RE: Jonathan is a terrific human be... dabo 01-07-05 24  When is the nominating convention? HistoryDetective 01-07-05 25    Good news... volsfan 01-07-05 26        RE: Good news... HistoryDetective 01-07-05 27            RE: Good news... volsfan 01-07-05 28                RE: Good news... Blaze49 01-07-05 29                    RE: Good news... dabo 01-07-05 30                        RE: Good news... Blaze49 01-09-05 31  Double Feaking Standard KObrien_fan 01-12-05 32    RE: Double Feaking Standard Blaze49 01-12-05 33        RE: Double Feaking Standard dabo 01-13-05 34

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 10:46 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" Someone has to stick up for this guy and I'm now officially going to hell because I did. Don't worry. You were on a collision course with Hell long before this.   Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 12-22-04, 10:59 AM (EST) 2. "#6" 1. He is inspiration for men-who-secretly-want-to-be-drag-queens everywhere. The whiny femme voice, girly hair, well-defined cheekbones, oh and the Diva attitude.   Top

volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 09:28 PM (EST) 17. "HEY HEY..." my peeps don't want this focker!   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 11:02 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" It's even worse than that: "You and your money will both end up in hell" Acts 8:20 Handmade by the incredibly talented Syren too bad about the money   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 11:16 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" Aren't you making a big assumption that he is human?   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 11:24 AM (EST) 5. "#7" I've said this before, but it bears repeating... He does a great service for the other husbands of the world. I'm not the only wife who watches this show and appreciates my honey more after watching this loser. Mr. Bebo loves this show because of all the brownie points he gets without having to do anything. You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 11:27 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" #8. He's inspirational. Maybe abused spouses (and yes, I said it: verbal abuse, we have signs of the physical, come and get me, Bluehair: I hit back) who watch the show will finally recognize the signs in themselves and get out while they sitll can. He could end up saving lives all over the world.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 12:09 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" More points for That Swell Guy: - Remember, he's never boring! - He charms cops into performing miraculous feats of navigational assistance! - He was more than willing to discuss, at great length, the way that Gus and Hera stole those tickets that Jonathan and Vicki were CLEARLY meant to have been given, and he didn't hit Hera once! Colour me impressed... You just can't get sarcastic enough about this pondscum.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 12:15 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" Migawd, can you imagine what would have happened if he'd taken a swing at Hera? A countdown timer would have instantly appeared on the screen. 'Time remaining to live: five -- four -- three --'   Top

RangeRover 262 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 12-22-04, 01:26 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" I would personally like to thank him for being the reason why Botox is a bad idea. Without him I would have considered injecting botulism into my skin but seeing how well that its worked out for both he and Victoria I now will save myself from that!! Thanks Jono-boy!!!   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 01:48 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" She could also make one rethink eyebrow plucking. Just step away from the tweezers, Victoria.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 02:15 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" Just when I thought the "plastic face" look was in, just like Paris Whoreton. Handmade by the incredibly talented Syren see what Barbie started?   Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 12-22-04, 03:56 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" Ditto for Jonathan. He waxes or tweezes too. I still think he's a drag queen.   Top

volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 09:30 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" I still think he's a drag queen. I still say we don't want him! Also, a drag queen would NEVER NEVER have that much body hair!   Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-04, 03:08 PM (EST) 12. "And" Isn't he a superhero? Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 12-22-04, 03:59 PM (EST) 14. "RE: And" Actually, he's only a half-superhero. Bolo makes up the other half, if I recall correctly. They're both taking different medications together that give them their superhero qualities.   Top

Earl Colby Pottinger 2597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 12-22-04, 04:18 PM (EST) 15. "RE: And" >Isn't he a superhero? We have no proof, just his own claim. I suggest to put him to the test and see if bullets bounce off him or not   Top

udg 3381 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 12-23-04, 12:05 PM (EST) 20. "RE: And" I'd also like to see him leap a tall building in a single bound. If he has difficulty getting started, I wouldn't object to someone helping him out by taking him to the top of said tall building and giving him a "small" shove. Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004 And, after that, we could see if he's faster than a speeding train!   Top

Earl Colby Pottinger 2597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 12-22-04, 04:33 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" LAST EDITED ON 12-22-04 AT 04:36 PM (EST) >It's time for someone to step up and take the other side on this issue. Now I know you are all completely red with anger about how Jonathan has treated his slave...I mean...Victoria this season, but bare with me. Let's point out his positive qualities. >1. Jonathan has lots of self-confidence. This is good, right? You can't achieve your goals in life without a healthy ego. You also can't reach them if you can't see what is in front of you. Jono ego screams "we're number one" even while you can see two to three teams ahead of him. Lots of ego good. Too much ego means delusional. >2. He has guts. When it comes to crunch time, Jon does whatever it takes to win. He doesn't even care that Phil Keoghan is standing right in front of him. If he has guts let's see him do something to Bolo or even better Lori >He's still going to give his teammate a shove forward so that they can reach the goal first(You thought he was shoving her because of anger? I don't think so!). But clearly he has a bad sense of direction as he push her sideways to the direction of the pit-stop. Rotten aim. >3. He shows that it is O.K. for guys to have curly hair. Woman-like curly hair, at that! But God-Boy of last season still had far nicer/fuller hair! The whole reason God-Boy avoided getting it cut off during the race is that he is later planning to make a wig from his own hair and retire on the money from the bids of women who want that wig. >4. He's a positive rolemodel for people with mental problems. He only does what he does out of love, medication and pure hatred towards his wife. Oh wait..gotta focus on the positive...scratch that last reason. Just love and medication. You are right, proof positive that you can be mentally nuts and still see the world. Isn't travel great >5. Taxi drivers from all over the world will get a taste of American culture when driving Jonathan around the globe. They may get a tounge-lashing and a bloody nose out of it too, but it's an education regardless. Who gets the bloodly nose? Anyway it have made a national hero out of the taxi driver, if this runs in his country every cabbie who meets him will want to buy him a drink. You are right Jono is good for taxi drivers >Wow...that was the toughest list i've ever made. But I'm proud >of myself for doing it. Someone has to stick up for this guy and I'm now officially going to hell because I did. Well you have shown Jono in a whole new light, now please turn it off!   Top

rasslinmomma 938 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 12-22-04, 10:26 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" He also serves as a role model to children. ..surely I'm not the only one who tells their sons they must never, ever act that way!! I love a martini -- but two at the most. Three I’m under the table; Four, I’m under the host.   Top

beermo2 7 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 12-30-04, 02:49 AM (EST) 21. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" LAST EDITED ON 12-30-04 AT 02:53 AM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 12-30-04 AT 02:51 AM (EST) Napoleon (as a short, hot-headed, ego maniac) was a terrific human being. Jonathan is just a curly haired drag queen psycho with a Napoleon-wannabe complex. At least Josephine would have had the guts to behead Napoleon in his sleep if he had treated her like Jonathan treats Victoria. (Edited (see parentheses above) to clarify what part of Napoleon's personality, etc, I was talking about.)   Top

udg 3381 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 12-30-04, 06:07 AM (EST) 22. "So funny!" He provided sooo many laughs in the recrap, though! King of Synagogue People should use this race to take a good hard look at themselves. I'm so proud of myself. I'm sure there were others. It's like CBS wanted to make absolutely certain that anyone who might have missed the fact that Jonathan is an idiot and a jerk got the point this time around. Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004   Top

Blaze49 6 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 01-07-05, 00:39 AM (EST) 23. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" You must be his brother. Speaking of brothers, if I were Victorias brother, she would never have to worry about that little pansy hitting, or pushing, or verbally abusing her ever again. I on the other hand would be in prison but, I would have done the world a favor. I can't believe that all those "men" just watch that go on. There is something really wrong with people today. I'm glad that I'm on the downhill side of life. Blaze   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-07-05, 00:53 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Jonathan is a terrific human being" Welcome aboard, Blaze. Trust me, bacon heaped false praise on Jonathan, it is a time-honored form of bashing. You want to bash Jonathan, you've come to the right place! There are several threads here already dedicated to precisely that purpose. SMILES ARE FREE   Top

HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-07-05, 10:11 AM (EST) 25. "When is the nominating convention?" You've convinced me! "Jonathan 2008" it is! a sig by syren   Top

volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-07-05, 10:16 AM (EST) 26. "Good news..." He doesn't shave his chest either!   Top

HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-07-05, 10:36 AM (EST) 27. "RE: Good news..." The same Mommy must dress Jonathan and Mary Adam. After moving that cannon around he took off his shirt and nobody put it back on him until hours later at the internet cafe. Seems like he might have had some time on the train to slip on his shirt... a sig by syren I likes me some chest hair, but I think I would rather see Gus shirtless again than Jonathan.   Top

volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-07-05, 11:37 AM (EST) 28. "RE: Good news..." I agree with you on seeing Gus shirtless before Jonathon. Have you seen the pic of Jonathon at a New Years Eve party last year? I think it is on their web site. YUCK!   Top

Blaze49 6 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 01-07-05, 11:54 AM (EST) 29. "RE: Good news..." Anyone have the addy for their website? Would love to send pansy boy a personal e mail.You could send it to me at blaze49@gwi.net Thanks, Blaze   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-07-05, 07:50 PM (EST) 30. "RE: Good news..." http://www.jonathanbakerandvictoriafuller.com/index.php   Top

Blaze49 6 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 01-09-05, 05:33 PM (EST) 31. "RE: Good news..." Thanks   Top

KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-12-05, 07:37 AM (EST) 32. "Double Feaking Standard" This guy is not only abusive but totally delusional as well. He takes the easier tasks and screams at Victoria during her hard tasks. Last night during the grape stomping he had a 4 bottle lead and cruising in great shape, then with 4 ounces to go he hits a stall that is so bad, all the other teams pass him except Hayden and Aaron who were so far behind. If it had been Victoria in the grape bucket, he would have been having the biggest cow in history if she stalled like that. Then to make matters worse they get to the pitstop and he is walking, WALKING up the hill. This is a R A C E race Jonathan you stoopid pig, run, come on Jonathan, it's all your fault blah blah blah. Then Hayden and Aaron show up and he barely picks up the pace. What a double standard this guy has, at least we didn't have to hear him screaming, ranting and carrying on about "look what I can do". S9 LOTD Champion   Top

Blaze49 6 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 01-12-05, 09:38 AM (EST) 33. "RE: Double Feaking Standard" He certainly doesn't deserve to be with her. He say's that he doesn't abuse her it's only stress or something on his website. I heard an old lady describing a guy once as an "insufferable prick" and he is all of that and a whole lot more. I was hoping that he would drown himself in the ocean but, no such luck. When she said"your going to drive me until I commit suicide" and he said "yes, until suicide" I wanted to reach right in there and take him by the throat. Sad thing is, it's people like him that never seem to get their due. Blaze   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-13-05, 01:08 AM (EST) 34. "RE: Double Feaking Standard" It was especially funny because the clog was all his fault. He couldn't just stomp grapes a la Lucy, NO! He had to muck around trying lord knows what or why.   Top

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