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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Be the Amazing Racer, Episode 6"
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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12-23-04, 00:52 AM (EST)
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4. "Letters of apology" |
Apparently, Jon will not be posting anymore (yay!) and so I'm going to risk venturing into the world of having my own opinion and say. Here goes:Dear Airline Counter Worker: I'm so sorry that Jon slammed the tickets on your counter and spazzed out on you by loudly blaming you for costing him the race - like you give a #####. Dear PoliceMEN: It must have been really creepy for a man to sweet-talk you into not giving us a ticket. But like Jon says he can do anything! Dear Gus: I'm so sorry that Jon ragged on you and ragged on you about how you were able to get the tickets before us. You may have man boobs, but you're smart and Jon's just stupid. Dear People at the Fortress: I apologize for the screaming and carrying on. I'm sorry that you had to bear witness to Jon flying around shirtless using a tarp like it was a cape and behaving like some demented super hero. But apparently, I don't let him have any fun. Dear Taxi Driver # 1: I knew you were going to snap on us, but he just wouldn't quit. So then you kicked us out. I'm sorry for his big mouth, but that's Jon. Dear Taxi Driver # 2: I'm sorry. He was just really annoying. "Hurry up" and so on. Dear Phil: In the beginning Jon told me to forget about you because of your man boobs and all but, damn, you looked pretty hot in those pants. What are you doing after the show? You're loaded right? Oh, it doesn't matter, I'm going to take Jon to the cleaners after all this is over. Victoria
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