Lady T: Here I am, sitting in floor seats center court at the Final Four. My guest has not arrived, but I am not surprised to see a spinning clown head a few rows back. I was thinking of waving to him, but he may take the empty seat and we all know you don’t ever want to piss off the mods. Just as that thought passed through my head, Bebo comes sashaying/waddling towards me and settles down with an array of food that the only pregnant mod would have.Bebo: Wow, this is amazing. I can’t believe Webby let you spring for these seats. You know how much I love college basketball. He promised me something cool after my 1000th post, but this is unreal. I wonder if he was serious when he said I could have all the nachos I could eat.
Lady T: Bebo hon, I think you may already have. I heard a rumor you already ate them out of house and home, especially in your first trimester.
Bebo: Who told you that, Sherps? He WAS supposed to be doing this interview, do you see him anywhere?
Lady T: Well, let’s start this before this game starts and I lose your attention. How did you find Reality TV World and what drew you to OT?
Bebo: Like a lot of folks, I started out on SS. When the first Mole started, I was psyched that these forums addressed other shows, so I ended up gravitating more and more to just hanging out here. Then one day, I got a message promising me candy if I posted on the OT forum. Still waiting for the candy, though...
Lady T: Well, I am still waiting for the Chippendales to be a permanent fixture in the bar so it may be a while. Tell us, how does it feel to be the lone female mod, and a pregnant one at that?
Bebo: SMOOSH to my fellow mods. It was tough getting around the old pizza boxes and beer cans the first few weeks. But they really did make me feel at home in the Blue Offices. They did impose that interesting dress code once I became a mod. Suddenly I kept finding blue cheerleader outfits, bikinis and skimpy dresses in my office. At first I thought Sherps was cleaning out his office, but it turns out it was meant for me.
Lady T: I bet it was Sleeeve that was doing it. He always has that air of mystery to him. Or maybe Ice Cat. Or hell, maybe Webby himself.
Bebo: As for the pregnancy, they’ve been awesome. Webby sent the cutest lil’ gift for my baby peep. And they promised that I can play the drums on the Realitipoluzza 2004 Reality Show World Tour so I can hide my stomach. But now that you mention it, they are no longer imposing the dress code...
Lady T: Do you think that when you go to the Great Beyond, the words “Read the Guidelines” will be on your tombstone?
Bebo: My tombstone really should say “Read the Freakin Guidelines”. Hopefully Mr. Bebo won’t be a cheap bastard and leave that word off to save a few bucks. Hey when is this game gonna start anyway?
Lady T: I have no clue. By the way, do you know the guidelines by heart?
Bebo:Sadly, I can quote quite a few passages. I occasionally add my own language to make it interesting and no one has called me on it yet. I can’t count the number of newbies that think that “Thou shall not piss off Bebo is a written rule. I feel so sorry for my child. I can just imagine conversations like this in the future: “Mommy, can I have a cookie?” “Read the freakin guidelines. It clearly states that you are not allowed snacks within an hour of dinner. Don’t make me ban you from the family.”
Lady T: Can you quote a passage for me?
Bebo: Don’t make me ban you Lady T
Lady T: Ok, moving along, what is your favorite and least favorite shows?
Bebo: Well, I AM the Moleron. I just wish they’d get back to regular versions. I did think Frederique did a great job as the Mole in the first celebrity version, but I like watching the regular people traveling around the world as the complete their missions. Plus, I miss Andy Coop sniff Speaking of traveling I am also a huge TAR fan. On the non reality front, I am addicted to Alias and 24. Michael Vartan is my lustpuppy. I’ve also been watching a lot of TLC lately (Clean Sweep, While You Were Out, Trading Places) Maybe it’s the nesting instince.
Lady T: Bebo hon, I love you and all, but we are gonna have to share Michael Vartan. But, who are your favorite contestants?
Bebo: Hunter was my major eye candy, and I was the founder of Hunter’s Hussies. Too bad that didn’t last long.
Lady T: Out of all the shows you have watched, who’s strategy do you think was the best?
Bebo: When is this game gonna start T? Oh well, Strategy-wise, I have to admire Hatch in S1 and Brian from Survivor Thailand. I didn’t like them, but admired how completely they controlled the game.
Lady T: If you were cast on Survivor, what strategy would you employ?
Bebo: My Survivor strategy would be to get voted off as quickly as possible so that I can travel on CBS’s dime. Why starve and sleep in the sand when you can travel to nice hotels and eat well?
Lady T: That would be mine as well. Tell us a little about yourself.
Bebo: I'm married, and someday Mr. Bebo will show his face on the forums, I hope. The Baby Bebo is due in June, and we don't know whether I'm having a blue blue peep or a pink blue peep. I'm a computer geek who just finished a top-secret project for an organization that plans to overthrow the government. OK, that's not true. It wasn't top-secret. But if I explained what it really was, everyone would fall asleep. We're also building a house that should be ready within the next month, so that's extra insanity in my life right now.
Lady T: Tell us something that you love to do, a little quirk that no one knows about.
Bebo: After 8000+ posts, I still have a quirk that no one around here would know about? Well, folks know I write, but very few know that my latest piece involves midget strippers. Actually, a training program for midget strippers.
Lady T: Let me say, Oh my. Well, now is the time for the quick questions and after that, someone wants my seat. You will be happy with who it is, I promise.
Bebo: Is someone from the writing team of Days of Our Lives? I would really love to yell at them for the disrespect they showed Francis Reid.
Lady T: No, but here’s a doughnut
Cheesecake or carrot cake?
Cheesecake, no doubt.
Milk drinker or not
Not normally, but for the baby I try to on rare occasions.
Madonna, cool, or so 80's
Let's just put it this way - Britney Spears makes Madonna
look classy.
MTV or VH1?
VH1 - They actually PLAY videos.
Basketball or football?
College basketball is my fave! But folks around here know that I'm into most sports. Diehard Wahoo (that's University of Virginia for the uninformed) who's psyched to see 2 ACC teams in the Final Four, even though one of them is Dook. On the pro front, I've been a Baltimore Oriole fan since birth, a Carolina Panthers fan since the inception of the franchise, and a Carolina Hurricanes fan since they moved down here and stopped calling themselves Whalers.
Lady T: And who won the Super Bowl?
Bebo: Ok, I am going to pour over the guidelines and look for some loophole to ban you missy!
Lady T: And with that I am on my way. I am glancing over my shoulder to see a spinning clown head take my seat. Hope Bebo doesn’t mind. Thank you Bebo for your participation, it was a lot of fun. And again if anyone wants to play, email my inbox, otherwise I won’t get it. I am off now, with Webby’s credit card to the mall to shop around!
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