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"BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
Well, houseguests, we had our tense moment of the season. Well, tense if you consider it a question whether one likeable person could win a popularity contest against a guy who couldn't even capitalize on being a fireman and, um, some other guy. Mark? Morton? Matthew? Magillicuty? What was your name? Whoever you are, it's pretty sad that you couldn't even garner more votes than Cappy. America must really hate you. Thanks for playing!

So, how's the pressure cooker going? Flies! Oooh. Nice try with the West Nile thing, James. But the joke's on you! Among the regular flies, we've hidden one tsetse fly carrying sleeping sickness. Try to guess which one.

The real punishment, however, is that you're going to be in very close quarters with April. And we're not sending her any more nicotine patches.

I'll see what's left of you next Thursday.


The rules:
Players are assigned to comment as each houseguest. If anyone would like to join in, Beau and Kaysar are still available. Non-players can comment as anything else in the house, except the fish and the balcony chair, which are taken.

Evicted houseguests may continue posting, but it is not required.

This thread will be used until the next eviction. Also, keep the in-character posts confined to this thread as much as possible, and out of the spoiler forums completely.

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 RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 ARnutz 08-12-05 1
   RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 ginger 08-12-05 2
 RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 Estee 08-12-05 3
   RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 MacabreMasquerade 08-13-05 4
       RE: Wheeee! foonermints 08-18-05 16
 April's Dream..... kingfish 08-13-05 5
 RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 DearAbby 08-13-05 6
 RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 universityofkentuckyrocks 08-13-05 7
 RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 arkiegrl 08-14-05 8
 RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 Lasann 08-15-05 9
 Jen's favorites kingfish 08-16-05 10
 Note to staff... kingfish 08-17-05 11
   RE: Note to staff... LibraRising 08-17-05 13
       RE: Note to staff... kingfish 08-17-05 14
 RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 Snidget 08-17-05 12
   RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 universityofkentuckyrocks 08-17-05 15
 RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 MacabreMasquerade 08-19-05 17
 RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 ARnutz 08-19-05 18
   RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 bystander 08-19-05 19
       RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 ARnutz 08-19-05 20
           RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 bystander 08-19-05 23
   RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 seahorse 08-19-05 24
 RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 Majic Mitch 08-19-05 21
   RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6 ARnutz 08-19-05 22

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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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08-12-05, 12:15 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
HEY!!! You aren't going to give me any more nicotine patches, huh?? Well just you wait to see what kind of tear I can go on in this house!!! You think I'm a loud, obnoxious bee-yotch now? Just you wait Julie!


So, Ivette didn't get her Crappy back, oh who cares, go cry to Maggie!!!! WAHHH!

I'm glad Kaysar came back, we actually became closer before he left the house, so I'm not worried about him going after me! After all, I told him all about James!


So, who needs some Viagra?

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08-12-05, 12:21 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
LAST EDITED ON 08-12-05 AT 12:22 PM (EST)

*sighs*

Oh, well. I guess I'll just stick with the UltraVibrex 4000 again this week.



What?

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08-12-05, 04:20 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
*sniff*

Cappy... Cappy... Cappy...

...now I'll never get a chance to talk him into having the sex change operation...


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08-13-05, 12:26 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
Enough with the midget fetish already!

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08-18-05, 11:03 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Wheeee!"
Now me and the Stupid Demon are even torturing the Fish! Fun!

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08-13-05, 02:53 PM (EST)
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5. "April's Dream....."
Julie-bot V6.0.D-Cup;

Hello Houseguests, how have you been?

Murmur murmur blah blah yea yea (yawn)....

Tonite, we compete for a reward. Houseguests, gather in the backyard. Line up at one end of the pool. The winner of reward this week will be the first houseguest that swims down the length of the pool using only their tail. The fish are not allowed to compete in this contest.

You want to know what you are playing for?

Oh yes oh yes please please tell us ....

A truck load of cigarettes, a megaphone that immediately cancels out anyone else that wants to talk, and a guest appearance on the show "Competition of the Reality Stars who Repeat Themselves Ad-Nauseam".

April's Reverie
And the only way she can win anything.

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08-13-05, 02:57 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
So Kaysar got back in the game. That doesn't matter. My James got rid of him once, and he can do it again!

Sarah + James 4ever

*sniff* Thanks for the tissue, Julie. Now can I borrow some straps to keep my dress from falling down, since Howie isn't around to admire my oobies.

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08-13-05, 05:15 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
Looks like I am alone now w/out my Sarah.

James is a winner!

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08-14-05, 08:28 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
I'm HOH! I'm HOH!
First order of business, forget that I swore "on my life".
*laughs at Kaysar* SUCKER!!!

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08-15-05, 07:52 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
This may work out yet. Jennifer is so wishy washy that I may be able to lay low for a while. I will miss Jannelle, no wait, I really won't. I'm so tired of hearing Howie chant "Jannie Jannie Jannie" or "Kaysar Kaysar Kaysar". He never chants "Rachel Rachel Rachel" boo hoo

Do you all see why I'm so crazy about Howie?

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08-16-05, 09:40 AM (EST)
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10. "Jen's favorites"
LAST EDITED ON 08-16-05 AT 09:43 AM (EST)

Slipped into the producer offices last night after everyone had left, and read Jennifer’s BB6 application. This is what she listed as her preferences. She seems to have a certain preoccupation……

Favorite nick name; Belle Jen
Favorite Pets name; little Bleau Jobby
Favorite Survivor Character Bobby Jo
Favorite Snack; Blue Jello
Favorite gambling game; Black Jack
Favorite romantic hero; Beau Jest
Favorite senator; Bob Jones
Favorite souvenir; Black Jumping beans
Favorite Wine; Beau- jolais
Favorite Whine; I wanna Bleaux Julie too
Favorite Biblical action; Bleaux-ing Jobe
Favorite seaside activity; Beach Jamming
Favorite bridge activity; Bungi Jumping
Favorite Kentucky Derby cocktail; Mint Bourbon Julep
Favorite Indonesian sea side location; A Beach in Jarkarta
Favorite singer; Bon Jovi
Favorite semi precious gem; Blue Jade

Finally (for now), her most interesting historical character: Deep Throat.

BB6 Burglar
Just a pleasant, non-explicit snipe?

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08-17-05, 08:35 AM (EST)
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11. "Note to staff..."
WTF is going on with these idiots??....Fire the recruiting staff.....

(Checks ratings. Up 30%! Wins time slot! Kills competition! Makes entertainment news headlines. Dramatic increase in the paid 24/7 live feed! Boosts House Calls ratings! Multiplies CBS web site hits!! Adds 200% more RTVW traffic, all angry as hell. . )

A apparently sleezy, stupid, self deceiving, self defeating HGs are what America wants to see).

Check that previous order, give the recruiters a raise! OK, check that too, and give them a plaque and a pat on the back for a job well done. Cheaper.


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08-17-05, 02:02 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Note to staff..."
Remember, hon. It's my probing questions that really provoke all the tension in the house. So do I get a raise, too?


Come to think of it...it's been awhile since I've seen you get a "raise." At least give me that.

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14. "RE: Note to staff..."
Are we going to play 'Dress UP' tonite? Or 'Tie Me Up'? It's been so long.

When I told that idiot techie to add Games to her programming, I didn't mean Tetris!!!


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08-17-05, 08:46 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
LAST EDITED ON 08-17-05 AT 08:47 AM (EST)

Where is my James?
What have these people done with my James?
Must strangle the neck of the wench who wears me as she must have done something to my James!!

Power of Veto Necklace

ETF:extra s slipped in.

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08-17-05, 10:20 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
They didn't let me play this week.

James is a winner!

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08-19-05, 01:39 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
Chenbot, we need your help. The only way to keep America from storming the BB house in protest is to devise a twist in which the entire Fiendship is evicted at once. Please Chenbot, you are America's only hope. It's time to show CBS that giving the mentally-handicapped equal opportunity employment pays off in the long run. Oh, and have someone change the water in our tank while your circuits are still up and running from the show; it's getting filthy in here.

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08-19-05, 08:58 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
WAHHHH!!! WAHHHH!!! Can you believe Howie??? I can't believe he would talk about my husband and my dog when they are not even here to defend themselves!!!

He is so cruel! WAHHHH!!!


So, who needs some Viagra?

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08-19-05, 09:06 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
LAST EDITED ON 08-19-05 AT 09:08 AM (EST)

Funny, I would have made fun of that boney protrusion from your Arse. It tickles my naugahide.

And BTW, stop kneeling before me and fake-praying.


You're still going to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.

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08-19-05, 09:20 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
I was not praying to you! I was praying to the porcelin gods! Didn't you see me on the potty cam!!!



So, who needs some Viagra?

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08-19-05, 09:31 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
Hey, the potty is a type of chair, and technically, the whole upstairs is on the balcony, Pepperoni!


Besides, I haven't been getting much action lately.

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24. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
That stupid husband of yours ought to knock some sense into you b!tch.


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21. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
LAST EDITED ON 08-19-05 AT 09:27 AM (EST)

*oops*

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22. "RE: BB6: Be the Hamster, Week 6"
Omigawd! Those camera guys are at it again! Making noise in the walls while I'm trying to sleep! It's creeping me out!


So, who needs some Viagra?

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