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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 12-14-04, 10:48 PM (EST) ""Be the Amazing Racer" - Ep. 5" Steins, Speed and Snausages. A question to rival Jessica Simpson's tuna-ignorance: "What's a stein?" Have your character answer below. I think this episode could be called: From one prison to another. AND that could mean either the locations or the Male Entrepenuer's impending legal status. Citizen's arrest! MORE TBA: Please do not post any episode-related comments below until the spoiler west-coast deadline has passed (11pm EST??) or the morning. Your regular host is indisposed and I'm on some strong sleepy cough syrup. Who knows when I'll be awake next, so I had to start it now. zzzzzzz. *thump*   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" - Ep. 5 tvgeek401 12-15-04 1  RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" - Ep. 5 PepeLePew13 12-15-04 2    Actually... PepeLePew13 12-15-04 3        RE: Actually... I think I agree wit... warp_core breach 12-15-04 4            RE: Actually... I think I agree wit... PepeLePew13 12-15-04 5                totally understand Angelfood 12-15-04 7                RE: Actually... I think I agree wit... warp_core breach 12-19-04 12  RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" - Ep. 5 ARnutz 12-15-04 6    RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" - Ep. 5 seahorse 12-23-04 15  A stein, my white friends Coconut 12-15-04 8    RE: A stein, my white friends PepeLePew13 12-15-04 9        RE: A stein, my white friends ginger 12-15-04 10            RE: A stein, my white friends warp_core breach 12-19-04 11                RE: A stein, my white friends ginger 12-20-04 14  Bolo's Promo: Ep. 5 Estee 12-20-04 13

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tvgeek401 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 12-15-04, 00:07 AM (EST) 1. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" - Ep. 5" Sorry I didn't post last week. I thought we opened at ten then I was too busy admiring my hot girlfriend. Too bad spouse abuser Jonathan is still in front of us. But at least my girlfriend is hot. Handcrafted by RollDdice ignore this space. ignore, ignore, ignore this spaceIcecat is da bomb! I know, I know. Not up to par...even including my huge handicap.   Top

PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-15-04, 00:09 AM (EST) 2. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" - Ep. 5" LAST EDITED ON 12-15-04 AT 00:10 AM (EST) Ok here I go, *swallowing hard* (and no, I don't mean THAT kind of swallowing either...) WOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO! What did y'all think of my whipping Victoria's sorry butt around in tonight episode? Damn, she just HAD to duck out of the way at the last minute before getting clocked full-on. Oh well, there's always next episode. Maybe I'll get the crap beaten out of me by Bolo, Lori or Phil! Wooo hooooooo! Jonathan-The-Asshole.   Top

PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-15-04, 00:15 AM (EST) 3. "Actually..." ...I think, as a matter of principle, I will no longer post as Jonathan in the "Be the Amazing Racer." It's hard for me to come up with creative stuff when he's being such a complete dolt -- I thought going into this season that he'd be a real fun character to mock and imitate... but that was before any of us knew he treated his wife as a sport -- namely, football (forearm shivers), baseball (clubbing), hockey (head smashes) and basketball (verbal tongue-lashings that would make Kobe and Karl proud). ©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004 Scratch and sniff   Top

warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 12-15-04, 00:59 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Actually... I think I agree with you" It was fun in the beginning but as time goes on... and tonight's episode was just too much. It's also hard for me to make light of the fact that she always gets physically and verbally smacked around by that pin-head she's married to. I don't know... what do you want to do, dear?   Top

PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-15-04, 02:26 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Actually... I think I agree with you" I say we adopt the personas of the Grandparents! Even if someone else may already have them and they've also been eliminated... You've been good as Victoria, though, so I'm all for you staying on in her role. Maybe I could be the Senegalese guy who followed you and that asswipe around the previous episode, or any future guys that get adopted by you to help out in each episode. ©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004 Scratch and sniff   Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 12-15-04, 09:18 AM (EST) 7. "totally understand" all of those options would be fine with me guys. I was MJ, but I will gladly relinquish it, even tonights episode, so feel free to post as them starting today if you so desire.   Top

warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 12-19-04, 06:01 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Actually... I think I agree with you" Thanks for your support Pepe. I'll stick with her for now... until he pushes her in front of a speeding train.   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-15-04, 07:27 AM (EST) 6. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" - Ep. 5" This place is wretched! I can't wait to get out of here! And they keep reproducing! Take me back to Paris for a croissant! I need to live like the hot model I am! We have to go where? What is a stein? -Kendra- Kendra is a horrible person! She is inhuman! OMG! She has no clue! She would appear much worse if it weren't for Jonathan!   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-23-04, 03:34 PM (EST) 15. "RE: "Be the Amazing Racer" - Ep. 5" Isn't a stein that smart monotone guy on tv Adam   Top

Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-15-04, 10:32 AM (EST) 8. "A stein, my white friends" Is a vessel that is used to contain beer. It also has magnetic properties to people, like, oh.. my dad the beer-guzzling, clueless idjut. Yeesh. Mon Cherie est fabuleuse.   Top

PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-15-04, 11:26 AM (EST) 9. "RE: A stein, my white friends" LAST EDITED ON 12-15-04 AT 11:26 AM (EST) It's also remarkably magnetic for Gus who couldn't stop reaching for the beer stein, despite Hera's constant screeching into his ear to get his sorry arse out of the bar. ©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004 Scratch and sniff   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-15-04, 12:54 PM (EST) 10. "RE: A stein, my white friends" Boy, I'm really happy with our new alliance! Freddy and Kendra are the other most beautiful people here, dontcha think? Much better than that steroidal troll who kept pestering me. Hayden What about a sports bra? I don't need a stinking sports bra!   Top

warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 12-19-04, 05:55 PM (EST) 11. "RE: A stein, my white friends" LAST EDITED ON 12-19-04 AT 05:58 PM (EST) Sports bra? Come on!! A sports bra in those cool Scandanavian countries and in the cool and damp Berlin. Nah not necessary! Besides you don't have much to freeze off. Mine on the other hand... that's why Jonathan married me. No, wait. Actually he made me get implants first then he married me. (I forgot) They also provide somewhat of a barrier between myself and his shoving. V.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-20-04, 12:54 PM (EST) 14. "RE: A stein, my white friends" You know, I saw where you picked up his bag when he told you not to. I mean, he specifically TOLD you not to! What did you think would happen? If Adam ever disobeyed me like that...well, let's just say, he doesn't have your implant barrier! Hayden Thinks Jonathan is just high spirited and focused. Everyone else misunderstands people with DRIVE.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-20-04, 09:09 AM (EST) 13. "Bolo's Promo: Ep. 5" I'm bummed. My perfect Final Two just went out the window. (Yeah, I know it's three teams at the end. For the last time, I have no problems with counting to three.) And you just know I'm not gonna see that ten bucks for another three weeks. Man... life is cruel, and so is Hayden. Steroids? She thinks I'm on steroids? I'll telling you, I'm doing my best to take that as a compliment. Yeah, my muscles are so well-developed that no one could believe it's just from exercise. It's a compliment. She meant it nicely. And I'm just going to keep saying that until the urge to save Aaron's life goes away. What if there hadn't been enough seats on the flight? What if we'd gotten alliance-bumped and wound up a day behind? What if the producers decided to stop saving everyone with bunch points for one leg? We would have been out of the Race on something other than our own merits, and that's just not right. Ow. Lori just cuffed me in the head. It's the 'own merits' thing, right? Yeah... I know we walked. And sure, looking back, it sure sems like we should have taken the taxi. But we didn't finish last, there's gonna be another bunch point before the next jump to put us all even again, and I had to save the money we gave Don and MJ somehow. I'm not at that point in my life anymore where hijacking a cab sounds like a fun way to spend a Friday afternoon. Money talks or Bolo walks -- and we didn't have a lot of money. As long as we didn't go out, it's all to the good, right? She just cuffed me again. It's just a love tap, though... unlike a certain other Racer I'm gonna name in a few seconds. You know what my idea of a perfect revenge is? I want to take a page from the wrestling federations and switch around a pair of tag teams. Let's make Victoria race with Aaron for the rest of the way, and stick Hayden with Jonathan. Yeah. That'll work. Team Self-Destruct should just about make it to the next cab. Ow! Lori!   Top

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