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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"The latest Eye on Ian Report"
moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings
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10-23-02, 10:35 PM (EST)
 
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"The latest Eye on Ian Report" |
I'm reporting to you from Portugal where I have interviewed a teenage Portugese boy in blue tights who attempted many times to shut Ian up by kicking a soccer ball directly into his mouth. I have translated to English:moon: So what happened? Why didn't you manage to complete your task? boy: His mouth, it is so big, the ball fell out many times. They edited out the times we got close. His wife offered to jam it in with her foot. She wanted to help but it was not allowed. She was so sad we could not keep him quiet. He is such a screaming bully! That is one ugly American! moon: Yes, he is, and I do apologize for that. Please don't let your bad experience with him reflect on the rest of us. By the way, what gorgeous blue tights! I know of a certain super kind of dude who would absolutely LOVE a pair! Where do you buy them? boy: My mother gave them to me....she said my father, who I never knew left them at our house on night about 14 years ago... moon: Oh. My. GOD!!! Needless to say I cut the interview short due to shock and surprise. Goodnight! 
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings
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10-24-02, 08:03 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: The latest Eye on Ian Report" |
Oh Moonie, you make me giggle. Smooches for you!
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Red Lady 2010 desperate attention whore postings
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10-24-02, 06:15 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: The latest Eye on Ian Report" |
Well, Tickle me Pink....
 You made me laugh so hard, my side aches!
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