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"Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
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Hawkeye 10
Sweden - Senegal
Who's Your Daddy?

1. Johnathon insisted on an English speaking taxi driver then displayed his proficiency in French by saying “Beep Beep” instead of “Vite Vite”. What other languages or phases does this multi-linguist know?

2. Several of the teams took bad advice in Stockholm and did not go to the Town Tower until 10:00. What were they doing all that time?

3. Hellboy apparently doesn’t clip his own toenails (ugh). What else does his Mommy do for him?

4. DAW’s often get asked to pose for magazines after the show is finished. After seeing Gus’s awesome bod, which magazine will want him?

5. Kendra says that Freddy is beer and dirt to her champagne and flowers. How could some of the other contestants be described?

6. Victoria says that Johnathon would make a good father. What famous father would you compare him to and how would he fare?

7. Hellboy has been threatening again. First the railway tracks, then jumping off the ferry. What’s next?

8. What did Kendra think about Lac Rose?

9. Don seemed to be struggling in this episode…puking and crying…what was up with Don?

10. If you were a fish, what would you be thinking if your looking up from the water at pukey Don or big fat Gus?

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 TeamJoisey 12-08-04 1
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 Seana 12-08-04 2
   RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 Dizwiz 12-09-04 4
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 cqvenus 12-08-04 3
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 mikey 12-09-04 5
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 Molaholic 12-09-04 6
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4 ARnutz 12-11-04 7

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12-08-04, 03:08 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
1. Johnathon insisted on an English speaking taxi driver then displayed his proficiency in French by saying “Beep Beep” instead of “Vite Vite”. What other languages or phases does this multi-linguist know?
I believe he speaks "Roadrunner" and "Jeepnee."

2. Several of the teams took bad advice in Stockholm and did not go to the Town Tower until 10:00.
What were they doing all that time?
Pining for the fijords.

3. Hellboy apparently doesn’t clip his own toenails (ugh). What else does his Mommy do for him?
Tightens his testicle noose.

4. DAW’s often get asked to pose for magazines after the show is finished. After seeing Gus’s awesome bod, which magazine will want him?
American Manatee.

5. Kendra says that Freddy is beer and dirt to her champagne and flowers. How could some of the other contestants be described?
Victoria = dirty flower.
Jonathan = Sugar & Daddy.
Hera = dry whine + crackers.
Gus = Beer and more beer.

6. Victoria says that Johnathon would make a good father. What famous father would you compare him to and how would he fare?
I believe Damien had a real father in "The Omen."
Jonathan could do that well.

7. Hellboy has been threatening again. First the railway tracks, then jumping off the ferry. What’s next?
He's going to threaten to squeeze Lori's implants.

8. What did Kendra think about Lac Rose?
It wasn't rosewater, but it wasn't Dakar, either.
Don't expect her to be a spokesmodel for Dakar Noir.

9. Don seemed to be struggling in this episode…puking and crying…what was up with Don?
He saw Gus without a shirt.

10. If you were a fish, what would you be thinking if your looking up from the water at pukey Don or big fat Gus?
Looking at Don: "Hello chum!"
Looking at Gus: "Dad?"


These reality show contestants need a reality check!

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12-08-04, 04:57 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
OK, I'll give it a whirl...these Hawkeyes are fun...

1. Johnathon insisted on an English speaking taxi driver then displayed his proficiency in French by saying “Beep Beep” instead of “Vite Vite”. What other languages or phases does this multi-linguist know?
“No puedo trabajar contigo.”
“Cessez la panique!”
He can probably say “She fell down the stairs” in a few languages, too.

2. Several of the teams took bad advice in Stockholm and did not go to the Town Tower until 10:00. What were they doing all that time?
Recovering from the $0.99 penne, available at the Ikea restaurant.

3. Hellboy apparently doesn’t clip his own toenails (ugh). What else does his Mommy do for him?
Let’s see...what do I do for my 2-year-old... wipe his nose, wipe his mouth, wipe his butt, say “Good boy, you’re so smart.” when he uses the potty by himself...

4. DAW’s often get asked to pose for magazines after the show is finished. After seeing Gus’s awesome bod, which magazine will want him?
Asymmetry Monthly

5. Kendra says that Freddy is beer and dirt to her champagne and flowers. How could some of the other contestants be described?
I got nothin’ here. Sorry.

6. Victoria says that Johnathon would make a good father. What famous father would you compare him to and how would he fare?
Maybe Frederick West.
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/weird/west/index_1.html
He stacks up pretty well already.

7. Hellboy has been threatening again. First the railway tracks, then jumping off the ferry. What’s next?
Go to RTVW OT and start a thread called: ‘Only gay Republicans should be allowed to marry Democrats who’ve had an abortion’

8. What did Kendra think about Lac Rose?
“WTF is a ‘Lack roze’? Why can’t they just call it ‘Pink Lake’ or however you say that in French?”

9. Don seemed to be struggling in this episode…puking and crying…what was up with Don?
He finally realises how wrong he was not to let MJ do the zipline thing from Episode 2.

10. If you were a fish, what would you be thinking if your looking up from the water at pukey Don or big fat Gus?
I can’t think that the fish would be any less disgusted than I was.

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12-09-04, 10:14 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
>
>7. Hellboy has been threatening
>again. First the railway
>tracks, then jumping off the
>ferry. What’s next?
>Go to RTVW OT and start
>a thread called: ‘Only gay
>Republicans should be allowed to
>marry Democrats who’ve had an
>abortion’

>
>
LOL...someone's been lurking on OT! You're a hoot!


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3. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
1. Johnathon insisted on an English speaking taxi driver then displayed his proficiency in French by saying “Beep Beep” instead of “Vite Vite”. What other languages or phases does this multi-linguist know?

answer: caveat emptor. alternative question: what is what someone should've told victoria before she married this jerk.

2. Several of the teams took bad advice in Stockholm and did not go to the Town Tower until 10:00. What were they doing all that time?

seems to me they were soaking up the whitebread around them because they are all scared of brown african people. but that's a rant for another time.

3. Hellboy apparently doesn’t clip his own toenails (ugh). What else does his Mommy do for him?

probably picks his girlfriends. she probably told him to dump the girl because she was too needy. as if.

4. DAW’s often get asked to pose for magazines after the show is finished. After seeing Gus’s awesome bod, which magazine will want him?

amyloid syndrome monthly

5. Kendra says that Freddy is beer and dirt to her champagne and flowers. How could some of the other contestants be described?

mostly jonathan is OJ to victoria's nicole. but that won't happen til they win the mil.

6. Victoria says that Johnathon would make a good father. What famous father would you compare him to and how would he fare?

i have no idea. i've never seen anyone act like him towards a child. good thing, b/c i'd probably be in jail over it. trying to go back to making this light, i'll go with homer simpson. picture the choking that occurs in every episode. oops. forgot the light. oh, well. what can i say? jonathan pisses me off.

7. Hellboy has been threatening again. First the railway tracks, then jumping off the ferry. What’s next?

going back to the ski jump, hanging himself by the horns, and zooming down the zip cord. come to think of it, he should've done it then. remember how scared he was? *points and laughs*

8. What did Kendra think about Lac Rose?

she probably thought someone killed someone in that lake. only it was a really long time ago. or the savages there use it to sacrifice a hot annoying american every few days or so. it's usually red, so the pink means they're looking for the next victim sacrifice. so she wanted to run... fast... and prance herself away in a display of vomit-inducing ignorance.

9. Don seemed to be struggling in this episode…puking and crying…what was up with Don?

he was so moved by the brilliant colors. he was torn. the people were so poor, but they had such lovely fabrics. it just didn't make sense!

10. If you were a fish, what would you be thinking if your looking up from the water at pukey Don or big fat Gus?

at Don: it appeared the fish thought "mmmmm... vomit" because they swarmed like pirahnas.
at big fat Gus: wow. Africa floated to the north pole. we have walrus now!

~ cq


mad at TAR this week but thanks trigirl for the fun questions ^_^

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12-09-04, 12:08 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
>1. Johnathon insisted on an English
>speaking taxi driver then displayed
>his proficiency in French by
>saying “Beep Beep” instead of
>“Vite Vite”. What other
>languages or phases does this
>multi-linguist know?
>
The phrase all ugly American TAR contestants use in Africa --"Hakuna matada"

>2. Several of the teams took
>bad advice in Stockholm and
>did not go to the
>Town Tower until 10:00.
> What were they doing
>all that time?
>
Went back to the hayfield to watch Lena continue searching for that clue.

>3. Hellboy apparently doesn’t clip his
>own toenails (ugh). What
>else does his Mommy do
>for him?
>
Carry those heavy saltshakers to the kitchen table.

>4. DAW’s often get asked to
>pose for magazines after the
>show is finished. After
>seeing Gus’s awesome bod, which
>magazine will want him?
>
Cooking Lite magazine.

>5. Kendra says that Freddy is
>beer and dirt to her
>champagne and flowers. How
>could some of the other
>contestants be described?
>
Bolo is beer and dirt to Lori's, well, beer and dirt.

>6. Victoria says that Johnathon would
>make a good father.
>What famous father would you
>compare him to and how
>would he fare?
>
The shirtless dad who, along with his shirtless son, beat up the first base coach at the baseball game last year.

>7. Hellboy has been threatening again.
> First the railway tracks,
>then jumping off the ferry.
> What’s next?
>
As Jonathon is currently childless, Hellboy threatens to act as Jonathon's shirtless son in scenario #6.

>8. What did Kendra think about
>Lac Rose?
>
She thought it was Pete Rose's son and that's why she wondered if it was sanitary.

>9. Don seemed to be struggling
>in this episode…puking and crying…what
>was up with Don?
>
Just learned that Hellboy was his long lost son, and that hellboy wants him to clip his toenails in the future.

>10. If you were a
>fish, what would you be
>thinking if your looking up
>from the water at pukey
>Don or big fat Gus?
>
About Don -- I wonder if this guy can count to 4 fish.

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12-09-04, 01:28 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
1. Jonathon insisted on an English speaking taxi driver then displayed his proficiency in French by saying “Beep Beep” instead of “Vite Vite”. What other languages or phases does this multi-linguist know?
"Ich bin ein pain indeazz."

2. Several of the teams took bad advice in Stockholm and did not go to the Town Tower until 10:00. What were they doing all that time?
Bjorn Bjorg in the Fjord imitations.

3. Hellboy apparently doesn’t clip his own toenails (ugh). What else does his Mommy do for him?
Obviously, not his coiffure.

4. DAW’s often get asked to pose for magazines after the show is finished. After seeing Gus’s awesome bod, which magazine will want him?
Optometrists Monthly as a sure fire test for blindness.

5. Kendra says that Freddy is beer and dirt to her champagne and flowers. How could some of the other contestants be described?
Don is Vioxx to MJ's Geritol.

6. Victoria says that Jonathon would make a good father. What famous father would you compare him to and how would he fare?
Henry VIII -- He really knew how to treat his mates with respect, too.

7. Hellboy has been threatening again. First the railway tracks, then jumping off the ferry. What’s next?
A quick fondle of Gus' manboobs.

8. What did Kendra think about Lac Rose?
She actually believes that he never bet on baseball and should be in the Hall of Fame.

9. Don seemed to be struggling in this episode…puking and crying…what was up with Don?
Obviously it was his lunch, breakfast and dinner.

10. If you were a fish, what would you be thinking if your looking up from the water at pukey Don or big fat Gus?
"OK, which way to that big fish netty thing?"

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7. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 4"
1. Johnathon insisted on an English speaking taxi driver then displayed his proficiency in French by saying “Beep Beep” instead of “Vite Vite”. What other languages or phases does this multi-linguist know?

I don't care, I really don't want to devote any time to this jerk.

2. Several of the teams took bad advice in Stockholm and did not go to the Town Tower until 10:00. What were they doing all that time?

They went back to the Ice Bar and did some shots. Why else would they have been so stupid?

3. Hellboy apparently doesn’t clip his own toenails (ugh). What else does his Mommy do for him?

Change his diapers and breastfeed him!

4. DAW’s often get asked to pose for magazines after the show is finished. After seeing Gus’s awesome bod, which magazine will want him?

He will appear on the cover of Men's Fitness, then he will be Mr. July on the "Hot Bods of the CIA" calendar.

5. Kendra says that Freddy is beer and dirt to her champagne and flowers. How could some of the other contestants be described?

Don/Mary Jean - Ensure & prunes

Gus/Hera - Beefeater & sunlight

Jonathan/Victoria - Kamikaze & Botox

Adam/Rebecca - Whine & geeze! (Wine & cheese?)

6. Victoria says that Johnathon would make a good father. What famous father would you compare him to and how would he fare?

Ummmm... not Bill Cosby or Ward Cleaver, that's for sure!

7. Hellboy has been threatening again. First the railway tracks, then jumping off the ferry. What’s next?

Next, he'll threaten to jump out of the plane. This time Rebecca will take him up on his offer.

8. What did Kendra think about Lac Rose?

She thought it would be like a rose scented bubble bath.

9. Don seemed to be struggling in this episode…puking and crying…what was up with Don?

He was pregnant and his hormones were raging.

10. If you were a fish, what would you be thinking if your looking up from the water at pukey Don or big fat Gus?

Gus- whoa, the big dude is gonna share with me?

Don- he's wrinkly, must've been on land too long!



Mon Dieu, Mon Cherie... c'est magnifique!!!

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