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"Survivor #18 Episode #12 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 03:26 PM (EST)
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"Survivor #18 Episode #12 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
And lo, the angry mob which had gathered to slay the one who claimed to be a killer of dragons was told to keep their torches and pitchforks confined to this single thread until the chosen hour of eleven at night in the mystical East, for it would only be then that sufficient cleaner would arrive for getting the false one's blood off the entire site. And there were to be no sigpics, for all graphics would only serve to make the liar view them as sacrifices onto his glory, and frankly everyone had dealt with more than enough of that. Why hath the mob gathered, you ask? Because he had claimed that he was there to kill dragons, and demanded all our gold for it. Plus our time. Lots and lots of our time. And in the dark light shed by the anti-glory of his carp-spewing presence, the peaceful village of Snark discovered there had never been any dragon at all. There had only been a Giant Ego, which stomped all over our show. It caused many within the village to become deathly ill from an excess of carp, while others nearly perished from sheer laughter. And so in order to save ourselves, we have gathered to wreak holy and unholy justice alike (such is the uniting power of the Giant Ego, the only power it has ever possessed) upon the false one, so that he shall never return, nor shall anyone like him ever appear again, or we'll get him and his little cane too. Tonight, we are not here just to watch a show. We are here to slay the monster and the tiny mush-brained semblance of a man that lies within its pudding heart. For only by doing so can we have any hope of protecting our poor village in seasons to come, and let's face it: we have enough problems already without getting more of this sewage. On my signal: Make. It. Die. If he gets through tonight, I am going to be so totally mortified.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 03:57 PM (EST)
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1. "Hold me I'm skeered" |
Sunday: Team I wanted to win, did. (well more accurately I wanted all three teams to lose, but I wanted this team to lose less than the other two teams)Tuesday: The dancers I wanted to leave, were voted out. I love Ty's spirit but I don't know if I could handle one more Latin dance from him. Thinking about the free style was giving me nightmares. Wednesday: The Annointed One was cast out from American Idol. I fear that this is all a set up for the crushing blow that will be Coach winning Immunity tonight, winning the show, and taking over for Jeff so we will never be rid of him.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 05:35 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Hold me I'm skeered" |
Or maybe you're just on a major streak and it's not over yet.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 06:31 PM (EST)
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4. "Cue the orchestra. " |
It's time for Benji's Unfinished SymPhony.
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:24 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Survivor #18 Episode #12 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Hypochondriac? Pfft, I AM THE DRAGON SLAY...*cough, sputter* Dragon Slayer! Let me lift my mighty sta --*Owwwwwwwww* *cough, cough, sputter* staff. I shall win the da.. *gasp, gasp* The day! It will be my *clutches head* my finest hour! Exile Island holds no fear for m -- *plop, plop* Oh, I wondered what happened to those.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:18 PM (EST)
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10. "The litany of excuses." |
Benji's been breathing in too much smoke and it's aggravating his asthma. (Move away from the fire, idiot.)Benji has a bad back with ruptured discs. Benji is afraid to go to ExI because he's only comfortable with journeys which set world records. Benji won't build a fire or eat on the dune because he wants his ExI experience to be special. Benji can't get his pole erect. ...well, that one's real.
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:18 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Survivor #18 Episode #12 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
JT wins reward. He takes Stephen with him, leaving Erinn and Taj in camp.Coach's off to Exile -- and he volunteers after his whinging earlier about being scared to go there! He goes into a long spiel about how heroic he's being in going there, then attacks Erinn for being negative. "My disks have ruptured on both sides! I'm this close to being on death's door!" Good to know that he also knows how to diagnose himself without the use of x-rays or MRIs. What a guy!
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:20 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Survivor #18 Episode #12 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Taj: "It's a nice sunny day. Good, there won't be any shade for Coach on Exile Island."
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:24 PM (EST)
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16. "Great, Just Great" |
Now he's speaking in the third person and dictating the punctuation in his confessionals.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:30 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Survivor #18 Episode #12 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
There is a heck of a lot of reality you just can't get away with in fiction. Fiction has to have some believability.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:45 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Survivor #18 Episode #12 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I think I got away with a jaguar. I don't think I could get away with this idiot.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:25 PM (EST)
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18. "Dear Erinn," |
Say it in confessional. He's still a vote.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:31 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Tonight's main course:" |
can you barbecue that on a stick?
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:32 PM (EST)
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23. "The circling vultures" |
are a nice touch.
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jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:57 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: The circling vultures" |
those were perfect. Too bad he didn't die there so they could eat him.
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 08:03 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: The circling vultures" |
Even vultures have standards... they wouldn't have touched him.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:33 PM (EST)
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24. "The visual." |
"I feel nothing but total mental acuity focused on the task at hand," Benji said as he scratched himself.
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:35 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: The visual." |
He seems to be becoming Christ-like with his appearance and the way he walked in as if he had a cross to bear ... and then taking a similar pose while up on the platform for the IC.
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:52 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Survivor #18 Episode #12 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I wonder if Brendan and Sierra were actually snoring while Coach went through his poem at TC...
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:53 PM (EST)
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34. "The vote..." |
LAST EDITED ON 05-14-09 AT 07:59 PM (EST)Coach Erinn Erinn Coach Coach See ya, Dragon Slayer Edit: It was JT who voted for Erinn along with Coachebag. Maybe that's his way of saying to Coach, "I didn't vote for you, so don't hold it against me in the final jury vote."
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 08:02 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: The vote..." |
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:57 PM (EST)
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36. "Can'ts." |
He can't write a decent poem.He can't read the way the wind is blowing. And he can't use a cane in such a way that it would provide any support if his back was actually out. But the good news: now he can't win, either. I'd say 'good riddance', but we still have his jury question to get through. All forty minutes of it.
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:59 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Can'ts." |
Ya know, couldn't you have let that one go till tomorrow?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 08:02 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Can'ts." |
Couldn't. We've only got three days to brace ourselves for it and we have to start fasting, forgoing liquids, and not sleeping in order to gather our strength right now.
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 08:11 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Can'ts." |
Sigh. I have a big test on Saturday. Now? I'm toast.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 08:25 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: Can'ts." |
On the bright side, most humans can only go three days without water -- so if you start the Benji Health Bar right now, you just might be dead before he opens his mouth!
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tjcrew 69 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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05-15-09, 05:32 AM (EST)
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54. "RE: Can'ts." |
It hit me last night- he kept up with his fiction AFTER the end. Didn't we hear that he came back with a cane and a limp and implying that he got injured and that was why anything that didn't work out perfectly for the warrior happened?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 07:59 PM (EST)
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40. "They cut him off!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-14-09 AT 08:00 PM (EST)Took out the last confessional right in the middle of a sentence! And now Stephen is the evil wizard! (Anyone want to blame the Soul Splice?) ETA: JT is being very canny here -- letting it be a 3-2 majority effectively locked up Benji's vote.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 08:04 PM (EST)
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45. "Poor Webby." |
He has to interview this.
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 08:05 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Poor Webby." |
Wonder which would be worse... Coach or Jaime?
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 11:05 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Poor Webby." |
At least he's not Chet. Ben is certainly higher up the delusional scale but his interview may prove a bit amusing whereas Chet's was just pathetic (no fault of the interviewer).
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 09:11 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Survivor #18 Episode #12 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Some people may believe it's not possible to be insulting towards some of our dearly departed, but in this case...
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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-15-09, 07:30 AM (EST)
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56. "RE: Survivor #18 Episode #12 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-15-09 AT 07:31 AM (EST)Sorry, that's not how I meant for it to be interpreted. Here's what I meant: "Who is this jackass?!" {My favorite quotation about Benji. (I believe Erinn said it --- and now she outlasted him.)} Hehehehe {I have nothing substantial to add.} I did not intend to make a comparison between a member of this community and a delusional jackass on television ... but I can see now how others reached that conclusion. I should have been more careful with my words. etf #####
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