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"SurvivorBlows Tribe, Time To Vote: S18 ep12"
dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-09, 00:33 AM (EST)
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"SurvivorBlows Tribe, Time To Vote: S18 ep12" |
The Rules1. Put the name of your choice for this week's boot in the subject heading! This is easy, just erase the bit where it says "Re: SurvivorBlows Tribe, Time to Vote..." and replace with your vote, e.g., "Taj!" Or, for example, if you think this will be a two-boot week: "Taj and JT!" It doesn't matter which order you put them in unless it matters to you. This makes it easier to tally votes quickly and accurately. Nicknames are tougher to tally unless they're really obvious without actually reading your post. Other things you want to vote on, exiles, who wins what challenge, who makes the title quote, et cetera, these should go in your post not in your subject line. 2. Reply only to this post! We like a nice straight vote thread around here. Don't take it personally, we're just that way. EXCEPTION TO RULE 2! VOTE CHANGES!2b. But to change your vote reply to your own post! Your new post heading should read, for example, "VOTE CHANGE: Erinn!" (Or perhaps "VOTE CHANGE: Erinn and Stephen!") 3. This is not a discussion thread, do not treat it as such. There are plenty of places on the forum to debate he merits of people's arguments. But feel free to discuss the logic of your vote in your own post, cast all the extra votes there you want, who wins what challenge, whether an HII gets finally played at Tribal, who goes to Exile, will Timbira continue their post-merge Ulong, etc. We really are interested in what you have to say. 4. No graphics, particularly no sig pics. This could theoretically become a very long thread, the fewer graphics the better. If you have to do graphics make them pertinant. 5. Have fun! That's why you're here, right!! The DAWs! Forza (green buff) merge tribe Coach Ben "Dragonslayer" Wade (Timbira/Forza) Erinn Lobdell (Timbira/Forza) James "JT" Thomas, Jr. (Jalapao/Forza) Stephen Fishbach (Jalapao/Forza) Tamara "Taj" Johnson-George (Jalapao/Forza) Eliminated Carolina Eastwood (Jalapao) Candace Smith (Timbira) Sgt. Jerry Sims (Timbira) Sandy Burgin (Jalapao) Spencer Duhm (Jalapao) Sydney Wheeler (Jalapao) Joe Dowdle (Jalapao/Forza) medical evacuation The Jury Brendan Synnott (Timbira/Forza) Tyson Apostol (Timbira/Forza) Sierra Reed (Timbira/Forza) Debbie "Bubbles" Beebe (Timbira/Forza)
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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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05-12-09, 07:20 AM (EST)
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1. "Coach" |
No wishful thinking this time. I think it's finally his time to go.
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sethromax 8 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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05-12-09, 08:29 AM (EST)
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2. "Coach" |
sniff sniff
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-09, 08:54 AM (EST)
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3. "Benji" |
falls on his sword
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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-09, 09:16 AM (EST)
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4. "Coach Wad(e)" |
Falls on his baton, cries in his beer, makes the ultimate sacrifice, saves the planet, and finally changes the game but then who asked him to.
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-09, 09:49 AM (EST)
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5. "Dragon Slayer (Coach)" |
Every Survivor season has a few obvious boots. This is one of them.
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Bursar 110 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-12-09, 10:25 AM (EST)
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7. "Coach" |
Please make it so.
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Abuela4 7 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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05-12-09, 10:33 AM (EST)
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8. "Coach - limping off" |
Can't wait to see if his "injury" is real or another figment of his imagination - either way - he goes.
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-09, 10:47 AM (EST)
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9. "Coach" |
They shoot horses, don't they?
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greg2557 166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-12-09, 11:12 AM (EST)
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10. " "Coach"" |
Finally
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goldenmike4393 303 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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05-12-09, 11:12 AM (EST)
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11. "DRAGON SLAYER" |
Buh Bye Dragon Slayer
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Rahaim 28 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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05-12-09, 12:25 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: SurvivorBlows Tribe, Time To Vote: S18 ep12" |
I hope it is Coach this week, but we must remember. The edit could be miss leading. MAybe Errin this week?
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05-12-09, 02:24 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: SurvivorBlows Tribe, Time To Vote: S18 ep12" |
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esquire 1095 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-14-09, 08:18 AM (EST)
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34. "Coach Dragonslayer" |
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-09, 02:46 PM (EST)
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14. "Coach" |
Ding dong the witch is dead...
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-09, 04:16 PM (EST)
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16. "They call me Bragginplayer" |
All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players, They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts ... Tribal Council: The All-about-ME Dragonslayer Swan Song
JP: Coach, has your alleged injury made you weaker or a more desirable opponent because you're easy to beat? And what's with the dragon staff? Coach:To the dread rattling thunder Have I given fire and rifted Jove's stout oak With his own bolt; the strong-based promontory Have I made shake and by the spurs pluck'd up The pine and cedar ... by my so potent art. JP: Uh, OK. Coach, how bizarre was your stay on Exile Island? Coach: the ex-isle is full of noises, Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not. a thousand twangling instruments about mine ears; and sometime voices, That if I then had waked after long sleep, Will make me sleep again, and then in dreaming The clouds methought would open and show riches Ready to drop upon me. Jeff: and how was camp when you returned? Coach: Jeff, there's hell, there's darkness, there's the sulphurous pit, Burning, scalding, stench, consumption; fie, fie, fie! pah, pah! Give me an ounce of civet, good apothecary, to sweeten my imagination JP: Coach, if you could sum up your part in this game, why do you deserve to win? Coach: I prithee, comrades, Remember I have done thee worthy service, Told thee no lies, made no mistakes. JP: Coach, haven't you made even one teensy mistake? Coach: Jeff, in my false brothers awakened an evil nature, and my trust, like a good parent, did beget of him A falsehood in its contrary as great As my trust was, which had, indeed, no limit, A confidence sans bound..." JP: So you're saying you trusted JT and Stephen? I don't read BOOKS you know. Stephen impressed me with reading the phone book.
JP: (Reads the votes) Coach, Coach, Coach, Dragonslayer, Coach ... hey, this is against the rules. You can't vote against yourself. Coach: Jeff, who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th'oppressor's wrong ... The insolence of the weakly cowards, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? (or in this case a fake primitive pen)
Jeff: Coach, the tribe has spoken, and 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd. Coach: Excuse me, Jeff, I believe the last word is mine, always. This rough magic I here abjure. I'll break my staff, bury it certain fathoms in the earth (tries to snap staff, fails, throws it on the ground, picks it up again) the Dragonslayer departs, and shall not return until Tuesday. (exit, pursued by a rare, extinct really, Amazonian polar bear.) ________ EPITAPH Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion or what they in Survivor call "Coach serving on the jury."
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-09, 05:53 PM (EST)
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17. "Coach" |
Slayer is slain.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-12-09, 05:57 PM (EST)
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18. "Ben "Dragon Breath" Wade" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-13-09 AT 05:54 PM (EST)They called him Ben, He called himself Warrior, They called him worthless, He deemed himself worthy, They thought he was delusional, He thought he had vision. He thought others fancied his butt, And they did. At the point of their shoe. He was sure he controlled the game, He would leave, lamest of the lame. (ETA: Kudos, OFG, Kookie kookie kudos)
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sol 219 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-12-09, 10:24 PM (EST)
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20. "The Deluded One (named Wade)" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-12-09 AT 10:27 PM (EST)Coach ... you're fired ... oh, you've already heard that one. I can only hope your storytelling and delusions will never be matched. BTW, Jiffy, Coach didn't remind me of Hatch in any way.
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WhiteHot 47 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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05-12-09, 10:41 PM (EST)
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21. "JT" |
his time is near...
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goldenmike4393 303 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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05-13-09, 10:43 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: JT" |
Man, would that be one SMART BOOT!
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WhiteHot 47 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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05-13-09, 11:54 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: JT" |
If Erinn & Taj jumped over to Coach's side, voted of JT and then jumped back to Stephen and voted off Coach next, the two weakest players left would have a chance. It has to have crossed their minds.
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redbeard103152 466 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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05-13-09, 02:23 PM (EST)
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24. "Coach" |
A total eclipse will come to Survivor Brazil as the sun will no longer have Coach Wade to shine on.
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toddE 1433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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05-13-09, 05:45 PM (EST)
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26. "Coach" |
Because I really can't bear to watch another episode with him in it.
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KwietOne 1111 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-13-09, 07:02 PM (EST)
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27. "Stephen" |
I can't be that obvious - can it? It can't either be JT or Taj. Coach is too obvious. Otherwise, I'll be the only one wrong.
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tinybubs 547 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-13-09, 09:03 PM (EST)
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28. "Erinn" |
Coach seems too obvious and Erinn is at best a fringe player in the alliance. I think it's her turn to go.
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MJewel 1951 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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05-13-09, 09:19 PM (EST)
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29. "Coach" |
Coach
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 00:33 AM (EST)
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31. "Vote Tally #1" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-14-09 AT 01:00 AM (EST)This is Vote Tally #1, post #31, compiling 26 votes and 4 nonvote posts. Nonvoters please reply to your own posts in vote change format if you wish to register a vote. Ben: 23 Erinn: 1 JT: 1 Stephen: 1 Taj: 0 edited to clarify: Posts #12 and #13 are nonvote posts by rule #1 where any votes those posters may have wanted to make could not be determined. These may have been accidents, it happens. Posts #23 and #30 are nonvote posts by rules #2 and #3 but the votes those posters previously registered were included in this tally.
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Round Robin 2914 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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05-14-09, 00:46 AM (EST)
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32. "HEY COACH..." |
...it's (long past) time for you to go!
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Karchita 4483 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-14-09, 02:35 AM (EST)
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33. "Coach" |
please please please please
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Flowerpower 7262 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 09:19 AM (EST)
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35. "Coach" |
Real or not, the injury will indeed give him the reason he needs to cope with his shortcomings in the game of Survivor...his ego will be left in tact...Looking forward to his big exit scene...
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 09:34 AM (EST)
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36. "Coach" |
Although I don't know if I could handle the ecstasy of Danny and Coach going home in the same week.
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ajglitch 52 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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05-14-09, 09:40 AM (EST)
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37. "Coach" |
Yes its obvious but i honestly don't see his storyline continuing.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 09:41 AM (EST)
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38. "Ben" |
finally!
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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 02:23 PM (EST)
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41. "Coachebag" |
Coach + douchebag = Coachebag
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DoodleBug 5133 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 03:07 PM (EST)
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42. "Coach" |
Please, Coach. I have a friend named Ben Wade and he is nothing like Coach. Jus' sayin'.
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-14-09, 03:42 PM (EST)
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43. "Not a vote" |
Oh, you just reminded me -- I happened to catch the Bogie/Bacall movie "Key Largo" on TV last weekend and it has a character named Sheriff Ben Wade.
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whoami 2936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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05-14-09, 04:03 PM (EST)
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44. "Coach" |
By By Coach,
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citywitch 250 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-14-09, 04:50 PM (EST)
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45. "coach" |
one way..or the other..
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kircon 3323 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-14-09, 06:24 PM (EST)
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46. "Coach" |
I'm late to the party. I wonder if he will compose a symphony to himself?
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