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"BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5"
LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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08-05-05, 11:43 AM (EST)
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"BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
Hello, houseguests. Wasn't I dramatic last night in the way I announced the twist? Hey. If Tom Bergeron can win a best game show host Emmy, why not me?By now, you've probably seen the new HOH room, decorated with issues of "Jugs," a bong, a bean bag chair and one of those singing trouts. I'm sure with the poster boy for maturity as your leader, you all will begin to act a bit more civilized this week. Sarah? James? We need to talk. You were supposed to be the sweethearts of the house that everyone loved. Our Rob and Amber. Hell, we would've settled for another Drool and Diane. But now, you're sorta like that gross couple in high school who we all secretly hoped would break up so we don't have to see you together anymore. And Sarah? What was that thing where you kissed James' foot? Yuck! Which brings me to my next point. Now that Kaysar's gone, I can say it. You're all vile. Vulgar. Disgusting. A house full of Aliwhores. Discuss. The rules: Players are assigned to comment as each houseguest. If anyone would like to join in, Beau and Kaysar -- since it's possible he might return -- are still available. Non-players can comment as anything else in the house, except the fish and the balcony chair, which are taken.Evicted houseguests may continue posting, but it is not required. This thread will be used until the next eviction. Also, keep the in-character posts confined to this thread as much as possible, and out of the spoiler forums completely.
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kingfish |
08-05-05 |
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WARNING |
Bebo |
08-05-05 |
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RE: WARNING |
bystander |
08-05-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-05-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
DearAbby |
08-05-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
LibraRising |
08-05-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
DearAbby |
08-05-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
foonermints |
08-05-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
bystander |
08-05-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
arkiegrl |
08-05-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-05-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
arkiegrl |
08-06-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-06-05 |
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Estee |
08-05-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
Drive My Car |
08-05-05 |
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MacabreMasquerade |
08-07-05 |
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universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-05-05 |
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MacabreMasquerade |
08-05-05 |
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ARnutz |
08-06-05 |
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ARnutz |
08-06-05 |
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kingfish |
08-06-05 |
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08-06-05 |
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BB5 Fish |
kingfish |
08-07-05 |
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MacabreMasquerade |
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kingfish |
08-07-05 |
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universityofkentuckyrocks |
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bystander |
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universityofkentuckyrocks |
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MacabreMasquerade |
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universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-09-05 |
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Don't Dis the Fish! |
kingfish |
08-09-05 |
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RE: Don't Dis the Fish! |
universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-09-05 |
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LibraRising |
08-09-05 |
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kingfish |
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seahorse |
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LibraRising |
08-10-05 |
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ARnutz |
08-10-05 |
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calamityc |
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ginger |
08-10-05 |
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Look who won POV! |
universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-10-05 |
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RE: Look who won POV! |
DearAbby |
08-10-05 |
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RE: Look who won POV! |
universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-10-05 |
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Estee |
08-10-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
universityofkentuckyrocks |
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Estee |
08-10-05 |
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universityofkentuckyrocks |
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ARnutz |
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MacabreMasquerade |
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kingfish |
08-11-05 |
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I'm not here |
Lasann |
08-10-05 |
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HOH |
universityofkentuckyrocks |
08-11-05 |
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OK |
Lasann |
08-11-05 |
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Ok here it is |
kingfish |
08-11-05 |
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ginger |
08-11-05 |
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RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5 |
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-05-05, 11:57 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-05-05 AT 01:40 PM (EST)Ah, a new week of fun. Unit BB6-Juliebot, here is your program (prgmfile.week5) for week 5. Unit BB6-Juliebot drops stainless-steel CD drive cover (faux-panties, what - you couldn't guess that they would be stainless-steel?), slides CD into slot. Whirr...whirr... whirr.... Beep. "Got it Boss." (So, it's 'Boss' this week, eh? 'Bout time!) "OK. Now, run along." It's good to be king!!! Maybe next week I should be Kingfish instead of Boss? Nah.... too wheezy. Edited to sanitize.
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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-05-05, 10:05 PM (EST)
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-05-05, 04:07 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
My daddy's coming home! My daddy's coming home! Everyone vote for my daddy or I'll -- I'll -- I'll come over to every one of your houses and tell you why you should have voted for my daddy! For six hours each! And then I'll demonstrate my amazing new time-saving toilet invention!Did you all like that? Bet you didn't know I was the inventor in the house. I've made new food dishes, I've created a game that I plan on selling to Milton Bradley as soon as I get out of here in two months, and I found a brand-new way to save time when you really have to go to the bathroom. It was so simple, I'm surprised no one ever thought of it before. You just don't use the bathroom itself! Patent pending. This is so cool! Kaysar's gone and no one will vote him back in because of all the things I said on the live feeds that went to fish, which means it's Michael against Cappy and no one remembers who Michael is, so Cappy's back! One week and the withdrawal pains will go away... one more week for the good Kool-Aid... Plus, we've like totally got Howie intimidated. He'll probably put himself and Rachel up instead of any of us. Our aura of goodness is blinding him. Plus any time he starts to have a rational thought, one of us flashes a bit of bra and he starts drooling. Back later! I've gotta invent something to clean up Cappy's bed! I think I'll call it 'a tongue'!
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-05-05, 05:05 PM (EST)
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You kill me.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-06-05, 04:23 PM (EST)
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OK Girl, We gotta have a talk, just keep flossing. (Whoa, what bunch of disgusting gunk. This our first floss?) Anyway; Deep thoughts. And Temptations. This could be your chance to try it. (you know, Im your reflection, and even I cant guess why you do that to your brows) And she is kinda cute. When she's not talking. And she confines in you, she came out to you. Naughty eyes! Not shy. (Jeeze Lu-eeze, look at that green stuff between your teeth? Being your reflection is so gross). April's Morning Mirror Reflection
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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08-06-05, 08:59 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
All of you just shut up. I've got to think. ah, maggie and ivette or maggie and april or james and sarah. Am I the only one in this house with any sense? Howie is so emotional and makes deals without me. SHUT UP all of you I'm thinking (out loud, thank you very much. There are x# of votes on this side and x# of votes on our side, da#n you James where are you in the vote?Ummmmmummmummm Sarah and James it is. Oh no, I made a mistake and ... I just make Howie pay for it, after all!! brilliant!!
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-07-05, 10:03 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 08-07-05 AT 11:08 AM (EST)Just thought we should drop in and check out our replacements. And, predictably, we find that they are making the usual rookie mistakes. Falling for the old Taunting Fish Reflection Trick, hovering in front of the camera, hogging the bubbles, letting the HGs ditch the PB&J in the tank. And those Ghetto abortions look really gross. They completely ignore the time honored Code of signaling what's going on during time-outs. The fin and tail codes we carefully worked out last year are not being used. These youngsters have no sense, and no respect for tradition. So we are offering our services, we would like to bring the fish production values back up to last years levels, the levels we worked so hard to achieve after the abysmal performances of the reptiles (shudder). Fred and I (Im Ollie) were recently reunited in the fish halfway house. I had problems with fish flake dependency, and he abused his roe. We are both better now, and have been officially deemed not a threat to the school. We decided to approach the Powers That Be and offer up a couple of proposals. The first proposal involves the commode. But, if the BB6 fish contracts specifically prohibit the Fishy Big Casino solution, here is plan B. Hire us and we will mentor those wayward youths that were hired for BB6, and give them the benefit of our experience and deep understanding of the importance of the role of BB fish. Not to be croakers (fish stool pidgeons) but we have noticed a bit of irreverence toward our hero, the Powers That Be, and we would like to set that straight too. So How about it? BB5 Fish, Fred and Ollie
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-07-05, 10:09 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
Well, I'm thinking about it. Hmm....I know, I'll take a vote. Everyone that counts can vote. I vote nay. So the vote is one NO and no Yesses? FLUSH. Sorry Charlie, (er Fred and Ollie).
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-07-05, 11:03 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
Wanna see me shake my tailfeather? Ummm... I mean, wanna touch my tailbone? Go ahead, just feel it! I fell off a horse and broke it.OMG! Where are my cigarettes?!? I said, Where are my cigarettes?!?! OMG! If I don't get a cigarette I'm going to break someone in half!!! It'll probably be Ivette! So, who needs some Viagra?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-08-05, 07:15 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
Dear God,I know that in my last prayer, I asked you to send me a little tail. Let me just clarify that. I meant Maggie. The other Maggie.
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universityofkentuckyrocks 2575 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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08-09-05, 00:54 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-09-05 AT 00:55 AM (EST)No fishies can't do anything. Rachel is the only one who likes you. sorry but James and Sarah say no. ETA: Wrong Siggie. James is a winner!
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-09-05, 12:18 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
What? The fish are plotting to evict my ChenBot? This 6.0 version is the best so far. OK, we are still working on the swiveling from camera to camera to TV screen (She's still kinda stiff), and we still have a few robotic quirks to work out in her card reading delivery, but she has other talents. I have to warn you, she is my right hand on this show (actually, I'm ambidextrous). I, The Power That Be (Am?...Is?), can still use a fishing contest for HOH or reward!!! And those PB&Jers like Sushi!! I still have Fred and Ollie on retainer
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-10-05, 12:34 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
Hey Howie...Ivette is really annoying, I think you should put her on the block... Ivette is really annoying, I think you should put her on the block...
Ivette is really annoying, I think you should put her on the block...
Let me tell you something else...
Ivette is really annoying, I think you should put her on the block... So, who needs some Viagra?
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-10-05, 12:22 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
Well, I'm just a dum blonde. Dum Dum Dum. Just Vanna White with Ugh! Boots and pinatas. Sure, I've been on the block quite a few times and survived, and, well, yes, I'm still in the house even though I have no solid allies left and, in fact, almost every woman here detests me, but really, I'm just a silly wee girl. I don't get all these strategic thingees you all talk about. Nope, not me. Look! Over there! James is plotting! Pay no attention to dum little me.
Tee hee!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-10-05, 06:09 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
So this is the block. It's kind of comfortable. And you get the best camera angles and everything! Plus April isn't talking to me so much right now, which is kind of a relief. That woman can blab, and I hope you'll accept me as an authority on that. Of course, it's all an act. I'm just up here because Howie respects me and my position in the house. He really wants to get rid of Sarah, so he put up the one person who wasn't going to get voted out against her no matter what. I mean, really -- what does Sarah contribute? She's not much good at food competitions, most of her conversational skills are in her wardrobe, and when she does talk? Two words: 'Yes, James.' Now this is a girl that had to experiment more in college. It would have given her valuable experience in finding her own spine. Tell you what: if my girlfriend won the veto, she'd put me up. Sarah obviously has no control over her man, and a woman who doesn't have control over a man is useless. And yes, I just said that, and I know what the context is, and I don't care. It's still true, okay? You pick up a lot just watching from the sidelines. Cappy! What did you think of me faking one for the team? Not like I'm at risk or anything and I'm gonna be here to hug you when you come back through that door, but I'll make it look like I'm sweating it out, like I really could go. Anything to make the Dark Side think they've got a chance to put me out. But the Friendship is solid. The Friendship isn't voting for me. The Friendship is waiting for Daddy, and Daddy's coming home... But there's still some time to kill before the landslide, so I think I'll go watch April trying to smoke her blouse again.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-10-05, 08:02 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
Smoke my blouse? I don't know what kind of drugs you are on (OK, so maybe I do because I happened to give them to you out of my smuggled in pharmaceutical bag), but I have never smoked my blouse.Ivette will you just listen to me for one second, I did not ever smoke my blouse. Hey Jen, did you ever see me smoke my blouse? See Ivette, I havenever smoked my blouse. Maggie, I'm telling you if she tells one more person that I smoked my blouse, I'm gonna vote her a$$ out!!! Here! Have some more Xanax!
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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08-11-05, 01:40 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 08-11-05 AT 01:43 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 08-11-05 AT 01:42 PM (EST) You can have it James if you promise (pinky swear - what!?! its time for the big promises) not to put me up ever I'll give it to you. Our leader (Kaysar) is back!!! All can be resolved! (Creeps low into background -- phew, now the big boys can do the dirty work!) Tried to edit to get correct sigpic (can't find it) - I'M RACHAEL, BY THE WAY - shhhhh shhhh, quit yelling and fade to back!
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calamityc 1041 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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08-17-05, 02:01 AM (EST)
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59. "RE: BB6: Be the hamster, Week 5" |
Heh. heh. Notice how I am so reluctant to tell Jen I would get rid of Kaysar? How I can look disapproving over the backstabbing but make sure it gets done? You may call them the maggots, but they are drones, and sign me Queen of the Drones.
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