Kurt outscores Bristol and he goes.Brandy outscores everyone and she almost goes.
Bristol gets up and does a routine that is usually reserved for women wearing pasties and g-strings and gets through. Seriously. If she did any more b00b-thrusting and hung all over her partner any more, she'd be pregnant again. They just need to put a damn stripper pole on stage for her performances and be done with it. It's getting really damn old.
But no-o-o-o, since her last name is Palin and she calls herself a "teen abstinence spokesperson" or whatever the hell she calls herself, she gets through to F4 ahead of people who have actual, I don't know, talent. Bristol Palin advocating teen abstinence makes as much sense as Howie Mandel hawking Rogaine.
Kurt Warner is a class act, and if he had the same moves on the football field that he did on the dance floor, he'd have at least one more Super Bowl ring to his name.
Here's to hoping Brandy wins. And that Bristol takes a few lessons in being classy from her.