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cadfile 176 desperate attention whore postings
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11-26-04, 07:17 PM (EST)
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"Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2"
Time once again to be creative in answering the following 10 questions about TAR6 episode 2 - Iceland to Norway. I tried to be goofy with the questions but the teams in this edition did some goofy stuff this episode so most of the questions are normal.

1. What will be one thing Aaron finds out about Hayden on this leg of the race?

2. When Jonathon and Victoria were lost in the Oslo car park and he yelled "What are you doing?" at her what should have Victoria said?

3. Why can't Maria drive stick?

4. When Victoria whines, what frequency is the sound?

5. When Adam was flying down the zip line screaming like a little girl, who did he say he loved?

6. When Adam threatened to jump on the train tracks, what should Rebecca have done instead?

7. When Bolo reads that one of the Detour options is accuracy, what does he think that means?

8. What should have Don said or done when he found out he and Mary Jean had taken the wrong car after the Detour?

9. What was going through Phil's mind when Lori grabbed him at the pit stop mat?

10. What team inherited Maria and Meredith's navigating skill while traveling to Nesheimstunet?

Holiday extra while digesting your Thanksgiving Turkey:

10b. Which team will be the first to be eliminated due to domestic violence?


--
Doug

Cousin Eddie: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd pee my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2 Molaholic 11-26-04 1
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2 TeamJoisey 11-27-04 2
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2 Surveysez 11-28-04 3
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2 ARnutz 11-28-04 4
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2 Swami 11-29-04 5

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11-26-04, 08:54 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2"
1. What will be one thing Aaron finds out about Hayden on this leg of the race?
She’s no real roll in the hay, for sure.

2. When Jonathon and Victoria were lost in the Oslo car park and he yelled "What are you doing?" at her what should have Victoria said?
“I’m trying to find a man that I can appreciate, who respects me as a person and make him my new partner (after he kicks your slimy a$$ all the way to Bermuda, scumball).”

3. Why can't Maria drive stick?
She heard that it was easy as pie, but being anorexic, she can’t handle pie.

4. When Victoria whines, what frequency is the sound?
We’ll have to refer that question to Kenneth, via Dan Rather.

5. When Adam was flying down the zip line screaming like a little girl, who did he say he loved?
His MTV.

6. When Adam threatened to jump on the train tracks, what should Rebecca have done instead?
Said “I Double Dog Dare you!” We all know that Hellboy can’t resist a Double Dog Dare.

7. When Bolo reads that one of the Detour options is accuracy, what does he think that means?
It means that he has to slam Lori’s head exactly at the center of the turnbuckle.

8. What should have Don said or done when he found out he and Mary Jean had taken the wrong car after the Detour?
Blame it on an overdose of Viagra™ that left no blood in his brain.

9. What was going through Phil's mind when Lori grabbed him at the pit stop mat?
“Oh great, now they’ll have to get Ahmad Rishaad to host the rest of the race.”

10. What team inherited Maria and Meredith's navigating skill while traveling to Nesheimstunet?
Avi and Joe, who are still trying to find that clue on the 7 square mile “pond”.

Holiday extra while digesting your Thanksgiving Turkey:

10b. Which team will be the first to be eliminated due to domestic violence?
Jerry Bruckheimer and Bertram van Muenster.

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11-27-04, 00:01 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2"
LAST EDITED ON 11-27-04 AT 00:04 AM (EST)

1. What will be one thing Aaron finds out about Hayden on this leg of the race?

The Force is strong with this one.

2. When Jonathon and Victoria were lost in the Oslo car park and he yelled "What are you doing?" at her what should have Victoria said?

"I'm doin' Norwegians."

3. Why can't Maria drive stick?

There are no stick shifts on the #7 train.

4. When Victoria whines, what frequency is the sound?

1,000,000 mega hurts.

5. When Adam was flying down the zip line screaming like a little girl, who did he say he loved?

He screamed something about loving mammaries.

6. When Adam threatened to jump on the train tracks, what should Rebecca have done instead?

Offered to hold his wallet.

7. When Bolo reads that one of the Detour options is accuracy, what does he think that means?

He thinks it means Lori should do the thinking.

8. What should have Don said or done when he found out he and Mary Jean had taken the wrong car after the Detour?

Kept driving, but thrown all the clothes out the window.

9. What was going through Phil's mind when Lori grabbed him at the pit stop mat?

Lori's forehead.

10. What team inherited Maria and Meredith's navigating skill while traveling to Nesheimstunet?

Gesundheit.

10b. Which team will be the first to be eliminated due to domestic violence?

Phil and Mirna.

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11-28-04, 05:45 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2"
1. What will be one thing Aaron finds out about Hayden on this leg of the race?
Baby Bites.
2. When Jonathon and Victoria were lost in the Oslo car park and he yelled "What are you doing?" at her what should have Victoria said?
She misheard and thought he yelled "Who are you doing" and replied "Not.You.Ever.
3. Why can't Maria drive stick?
She skipped the section of driver ed which covered four on the floor since she thought it was a disgusting sexual reference.
4. When Victoria whines, what frequency is the sound?
Nails on chalkboard.
5. When Adam was flying down the zip line screaming like a little girl, who did he say he loved?
The missing 15 seconds of tape (which were cleverly replaced with the I love momma voiceover) actually revealed Adam screaming "I love being a drama queen!"
6. When Adam threatened to jump on the train tracks, what should Rebecca have done instead?
Pushed.him.
7. When Bolo reads that one of the Detour options is accuracy, what does he think that means?
Act you're a Cee. A little known wrestling reference to playing the part of an ancient Celtic warrior for the ring.
8. What should have Don said or done when he found out he and Mary Jean had taken the wrong car after the Detour?
They SHOULD have gone back, grabbed their luggage from their own car and added it to the one they were in and kept right on going. It would have been interesting to watch for how long and how many cars the other team would then proceeded to search.
9. What was going through Phil's mind when Lori grabbed him at the pit stop mat?
Please , Please, Please let them win. I CANNOT EVER tell this woman she has been eliminated or I'm a dead host!
10. What team inherited Maria and Meredith's navigating skill while traveling to Nesheimstunet?
The navigating gene mutated to a Mathmatically Challenged gene which showed up in Jonathan as he proclaimed his arrival as first at the Viking village, despite the teams waiting there.
Holiday extra while digesting your Thanksgiving Turkey:

10b. Which team will be the first to be eliminated due to domestic violence?
Hellboy and Rebecca. He snaps under the pressure of having no sunglasses available and begins to b!tch slap her for causing him to loose them while screaming like a little girl.


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11-28-04, 10:07 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2"
1. What will be one thing Aaron finds out about Hayden on this leg of the race?

That she was a champion downhill skater, back in the day.

2. When Jonathon and Victoria were lost in the Oslo car park and he yelled "What are you doing?" at her what should have Victoria said?

I'm trying to run away from you in a foreign country so you can't take me back to the states!

3. Why can't Maria drive stick?

Could you imagine driving a stick in New York with all that stop & go traffic? She has no experience!

4. When Victoria whines, what frequency is the sound?

The same as a dog whistle because Jonathan sure doesn't hear her.

5. When Adam was flying down the zip line screaming like a little girl, who did he say he loved?

His mommy!

6. When Adam threatened to jump on the train tracks, what should Rebecca have done instead?

Pushed him to help him along!

7. When Bolo reads that one of the Detour options is accuracy, what does he think that means?

blah, blah, blah...

8. What should have Don said or done when he found out he and Mary Jean had taken the wrong car after the Detour?

He should have just drove to the pitstop, they can switch the cars back later.

9. What was going through Phil's mind when Lori grabbed him at the pit stop mat?

Please God, don't let me die!

10. What team inherited Maria and Meredith's navigating skill while traveling to Nesheimstunet?

Lena & Kristy

Holiday extra while digesting your Thanksgiving Turkey:

10b. Which team will be the first to be eliminated due to domestic violence?

Don & Mary Jean

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11-29-04, 10:36 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - TAR6 Episode 2"
1. What will be one thing Aaron finds out about Hayden on this leg of the race?
-- Baby got no back(bone).

2. When Jonathon and Victoria were lost in the Oslo car park and he yelled "What are you doing?" at her what should have Victoria said?
-- I'm aiming my handgun at the back of your head!

3. Why can't Maria drive stick?
-- Maria is adverse to handling any phallic-like object. It's something she and Meredith fully agree on.

4. When Victoria whines, what frequency is the sound?
-- It doesn't matter. No sound can be heard over Jon's whining which saturates the entire whining sound spectrum.


5. When Adam was flying down the zip line screaming like a little girl, who did he say he loved?
-- "I love Tom! I love my Tommy!

6. When Adam threatened to jump on the train tracks, what should Rebecca have done instead?
--Let him do it, then tied him down.

7. When Bolo reads that one of the Detour options is accuracy, what does he think that means?
--Something about not missing when he pees in the toilet or Lori will go apeshit.

8. What should have Don said or done when he found out he and Mary Jean had taken the wrong car after the Detour?
-- They should have put deisel into the tank, then "noticed" and taken the right car.

9. What was going through Phil's mind when Lori grabbed him at the pit stop mat?
--The question is more, "What was going into Phil's pants when Lori grabbed him at the pit stop." Actually, he was just going limp because he thought she was going to throw him.

10. What team inherited Maria and Meredith's navigating skill while traveling to Nesheimstunet?
--What navigating skills?


Holiday extra while digesting your Thanksgiving Turkey:

10b. Which team will be the first to be eliminated due to domestic violence?
-- Victoria and Jon have a lock on that one. And I am so looking forward to that particular meltdown.

--
Doug

Cousin Eddie: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd pee my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.

Swami

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