|
|
|
|
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
|
|
|
"Alternative Versions of Big Brother"
Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
08-03-05, 07:11 AM (EST)
 
  |
|
1. "RE: Alternative Versions of Big Brother" |
Mental Patient BB You mean that isn't what BB6 is. I coulda swore they did all the casting for this season from the outpatient clinic at the mental hospital. Wow, coulda fooled me  And Maury is kinda scary. I've occasionally channel surfed past it and got sucked in by some sweet young thing testing men 8-15 to see which one is the Baby Daddy. Since the first two shows men 1-2 and men 3-7 didn't come up with anyone. 
Where is Mr Potter when you need him?
|
|
|
Top |
| |
 |
|
|
SpoonStruck 290 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
|
08-04-05, 09:41 AM (EST)
|
|
7. "RE: Alternative Versions of Big Brother" |
Yeah, uh, I mean the bizarre mental escape process from BB6 and NOT the actual mechanics. Besides, I'm OK. Got it? I'M OK! I'm here with Mrs. Plum in the Conservatory andand OH MY GAWD! Big Brother 6 has driven me into the...the...the Study. 
|
|
|
Top |
| |
|
|
kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
08-08-05, 09:28 AM (EST)
 |
|
10. "Big Brother Fish!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-08-05 AT 09:43 AM (EST)Very entertaining, but I sense a need for a more mainstream idea.  But, because that is probably beyond me, I'll offer this: "Big Brother Fish" The BB6 timeouts are really BBFish time-ins, we watch to see the BBFish interactions, alliances, etc., and get an idea as to which is the next fish to be voted out (flushed), what the the fish alliances (schools) are, the competitions, who the fish Head of Tank will be, all of that. OF course, we will have to sit on our hands (fins) whenever the camera goes to rodents. The RTV fish boards get real restive during these interludes. Fish Power!!! 
Or (King)Fish Power? You know, that has a good ring to it...
|
|
|
Top |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
08-08-05, 10:39 PM (EST)
|
|
14. "The top ten best things about the Geriatric theme...." |
1. Named; the season of the Halt and Lame, twists to include mortality odds, friends who knew each other in WWII, HGs who can remember their names, HGs who like pudding and TV night, actual HG corpse removal.2. HOH contest; all HGs sit up, and the last to fall over and live is HOH. 3. BE THE HAMSTER catagories will include "The Invalid Elevator" and "The Old Man Smell" 4. Food contests; loser has to go a week without Metamucil. 4. Luxury contests; Neck Braces, Depends, Walking aids, wheelchairs. 6. Alliances; The hard of hearing, the blind, the ambulatory. 7. The HG voted out has just three short hours to leave the BB House. 8. The Golden Power of Veto is changed to the Aluminum Power of Veto to prevent neck injuries. 9. The fish will be more interesting to watch. 10. And Finally (for now); the HGs and the RTV posters ( ), even after Nth versions of BB, still won't be able to grasp the simple concept that this is entertainment, not life but a game like poker, where it is legal, honorable, and even intelligent to lie (gasp!), connive, and manipulate (Oh Lordy!) in order to win. Even to lie, and lie again, to Break Promises then lie about everything like a COWARD!!
Thanks DMC, this just wrote itself.
|
|
|
Top |
| |
|
|
|
kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
08-10-05, 07:58 AM (EST)
|
|
22. "RE: Sci-fi BB" |
RIP Andromeda, you are missed.
|
|
|
Top |
| |
|
kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
08-12-05, 08:05 AM (EST)
|
|
26. "This would REALLY suck..." |
A BB 'Integrity' Version. The winner is the HG who does not lie, cheat, backstab, does not react hypocritically, is respectful of his/her fellow men/women and those in minority situations, and has the finest and most honorable values, morals, is the most decent, and loves his/her mother.OK, now that would really suck, wouldn't it?
|
|
|
Top |
| |
|
SpoonStruck 290 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
|
08-13-05, 12:53 PM (EST)
|
|
27. "RE: This would REALLY suck..." |
>A BB 'Integrity' Version. The winner
>is the HG who does
>not lie, cheat, backstab, does
>not react hypocritically, is respectful
>of his/her fellow men/women and
>those in minority situations,
>and has the finest and
>most honorable values, morals, is
>the most decent, and loves
>his/her mother.
>
>OK, now that would really suck,
>wouldn't it?
>
> Aw yeah, that would suck! It would suck worse than Amish BB, which couldn't be televised because of religious restrictions. How bad would it suck? It would suck worse than Hearing Impaired BB, seeing as how CBS can't even do a decent job on captioning the whispering hamster-speak. Speaking of Hearing Impaired BB, here's how bad that would suck... ... 
Signin' with the love
|
|
|
Top |
| |
kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
08-16-05, 10:12 AM (EST)
|
|
28. "RE: Alternative Versions of Big Brother" |
OK, the earlier proposed version of BB Integrity would suck, but, after thinking about it a while, it occurred to me that there is a way that ‘BB Integrity’ might work. The basic premise would be that anytime a HG makes an explicit promise (that has to do with game strategy, alliances, voting etc.) and, swears by the ‘Golden Big Brother Door Knocker’ (or something), that he /she can’t break it. With BB as the judge, no appeal (?).Promises could be kept secret as long as they weren’t broken or contradicted by subsequent promises, but if broken, would be made known to all HG’s by BB. And if multiple contradictory promises are made, the primary (first) promise would be valid and the ensuing promises would be made public (to the other HG’s). HG’s would be forced to keep promises (BB would enforce a valid promise), OR, maybe they could break a promise, but either be penalized somehow. Other rules would be pretty much the same as regular BB, competition, POV. The eviction process would be the same (so that the HGs could be whittled down on a predictable schedule.
|
|
|
Top |
| |
|
|
|
kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
08-17-05, 07:20 PM (EST)
|
|
31. "RE: Alternative Versions of Big Brother" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-17-05 AT 07:32 PM (EST)Contract Lawyers? Hmmph. OK, Just go ahead, deflate my balloon - take all the fun out of it. (except for Mistress Emydi). Actually that thought kinda tripped me up too, I mean they would be better off avoiding a device that adds considerably more interference by BB. But, since BB does interfere and adjust their actions a little anyway, the prospect of a little more interference isn't necessarily a deal killer. FWIW, I really wasn't thinking of a new version but just an additional manipulation device. The same BB with one additional "integrity" provision (I hate to use the word Twist), the 'Golden Door Knockers' as a plot device like the Golden Power of Veto. An additional manipulation tool HGs could use. If a HG swore on the GDKs that he/she was going to do something in regard to voting (say), eviction promises, maybe even veto action, he/she would be bound to that action. In effect, they could choose to vote early, and in addition, could choose to make their vote known to more than just those involved. Or not. Maybe have a clean slate every week. Or, maybe they could make two week "Golden Knockers Promises". They wouldn't Have to swear on it, but if the chose to, they would be bound. Include promises by HoH. It would be worth it if only to have something called "Golden Knockers" on the show. That would tickle me to no end, and should provide fodder for a lot of us self-described RTVW lampooners. And there already is a litigious air in BB6. "I'm Going to sue for insulting my Dog!!" (Hilarious). As for the religious or Moral Maj. Suggestions - A Pox.
|
|
|
Top |
| |
|
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
|
|
Email this topic to a friend
Printer-friendly version of this topic
Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)
