...have any of you noticed the overwhelming out pour of sympathy and support from our many Canadian SB members? I am here to plead with you to NOT fall for it! It is all a ruse!

While they sit here lulling us to sleep with their "acts" of sympathy and helping us point fingers at invisible enemies overseas, they are secretly planning a massive attack on US soil, the likes of which has not been seen since the movie "Red Dawn" (remeber when Jennifer Gray had a career?).

As I write this, thousands of Canadian Mounties and fur trappers are massing just outside the North Dakota/Canadian border, ready to gallop into such military strategic strongpoints as Sioux Falls, Bismark, The Corn Palace and Wall Drug.

Once entrenched, they plan to force their vile Canadian ways upon us until we are all punctuating every sentence with the word "eh", drinking sodas out of 10 ounce cans, and vacationing in Windsor instead of Vegas.

I know what you're saying.....why should we be afraid of a Country who's people need to use mutli-colored money cause 90% of them are too stupid to read numbers? To this I say that we must never underestimate our enemy, no matter how ridiculously dumb they are.

And one more thing......remember, some of those terrorists entered the US through Canada and several terrorist cells are located there. Coincidence? I think not. If we are truly going to go after those Countries that harbour terrorists, then we must start by cleaning up our own neighborhood, starting with our "friends" to the North.

The Prime Minister of Canada (whoever that is cause I have no idea) is no different than the Taliban and must be dealt with accordingly, before its too late!

I also propose that until we are able to exterminate all Canadians, those board members that are of vile Canadian descent must change their sig pic to include a yellow maple leaf patch, which must be worn at all times.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.........and CILL ALL CANADIANS!

don't say you weren't warned..