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""Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2"
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""Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2" |
OOC: Ok, we're gonna go ahead and start today. We'll go ahead and combine last week and this week. There are still lots of openings, so go over to the sign-up thread and stake your claim!Welcome to the Amazing Race! 11 Teams of Desperate Attention Whores have embarked on a whirlwind tour, covering 5 million miles and offending the locals every chance they get. While our teams are suffering through horrible conditions, smelly cabs, and difficult challenges, I will be enjoying the good life, shopping for turtleneck sweaters that will hide my fluffy man-teats. I know this sounds a little robotic, but I have found that if I deviate from the script too much, I will become incomprehensible. So please, lay off the hugging. It throws me off. 
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11-22-04, 08:55 AM (EST)
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2. "And now, Bolo does what Bolo does best!" |
(cut a promo!)Hey! We're still here! I'm still alive! I have a shooting pain down my right side, there's an icicle stuck in my right buttock, and I haven't felt my feet for two days, but I'm still alive! 'course, excepting that icicle, that's just another week in Life With Lori, so I'm fine, no need to worry about me. I can take pain. Leastways the normal, physical, 'Lets me know I'm alive' kind. The 'in your ear, nagging, won't go away, shutupshutupshutup' kind is somethin' else entirely. And if you were there on the first leg, you know exactly what I mean. Jonathan. Oh, God. I think Banana Boy had a bad case of wrestler worship as a kid and now it's all being transfered to me. I don't do the alliance thing this early in the game. We're barely starting to get momentum off the ropes: it's way too soon for someone to come in and save my butt with a well-timed chair. And that's Lori's job to start, and she's got the ring to prove it. Tell Raincoat Man to stick with his own spouse and take a damn chill pill, because right now, we're always gonna know what flight he's on. You can pick that kid up on audio from five planes over. Not sure what to think of the others just yet. The Jewish kids were okay, but that's mostly because they're gone and everyone's gonna look a lot better once they're out of the ring. The Queens girls -- kind of gullible. Hellboy and LoudGirl -- maybe a little too quick to act. Top Secret -- way slow, but gotta watch out for his connections. Grandparents -- no threat. The rest are just faces in the crowd and people in line behind me at the ticket counter. We'll learn 'em all in the end. People are still working on the scripts: gotta be patient. Meanwhile, it's one leg down, twelve to go, and excepting a little map-reading fun with Lori and me expressing our difference of opinion in the usual way -- you do know what 'tough love' is, right? This ain't it, but it's close -- this one wasn't much trouble. We're in the middle of the pack: not being viewed as a threat, not so close to the back that we're at immediate risk, near enough to first to make a move. Not a bad place to be, even though I would have loved a shot at that Hawaiian sun. Lori's never hit me with a native-grown coconut. The world's just full of new and interesting ways to get pain blasing across your nerves, and that's the real reason we're out here. The experiences. Oh, and a shot at the WWE circuit. Husband-wife team, Vince -- and we come with our own breakup-reunite routine... Stay tuned next week, when we're gonna bring you another edition of Fighting 'round the world, courtesy of your built-in heels-in-training -- us! Man, I hope there's a body slam Roadblock somewhere in Greece with Jonathan's name on it. Bolo (Wrestle on a glacier... check. Headlock under a waterfall... check. I've got this game of Battling Bingo licked!)
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11-23-04, 07:42 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: And now, Bolo does what Bolo does best!" |
You know, Bolo, if you spent as much time with your map reading lessons as you did with these losers, we might just win something. What do I have to do, slam on my breaks, pull yer sorry arse outta this car and clothesline ya right here? Sheesh!Now, shut up and let's get going, the temps are dropping and that's not good for my manmade obbies, ya know! <slams hands on the steering wheel> -Lori
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11-22-04, 04:30 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: "Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2" |
I'll be right with you guys, as soon as I figure out which one is Hayden and which one is Aaron.(Guessing I'm the girl, given the spelling of "Aaron." On the other hand, I never thought "Jennipher" was spelled with a "ph" before this season's offering of reality contestants, either). -Hayden 
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11-22-04, 08:14 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: "Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-22-04 AT 08:15 PM (EST)Ya know what made me super mad? We did exactly what we didn't want to do...follow others. That is the last time I become a sheep. I mean it! The last time! Does my hair look okay? Luv,
Kristy <3  
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man, I suck...I'll try to get better as time goes on. really I will!
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11-22-04, 08:58 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: "Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2" |
Oh Phil thanks for getting this started. I was so worried and so stressed out. At least now Jonathan's screaming will be at one decibel less. So, he's not going to see this right? This is absolutely just between us right? I don't want him to know that I have an opinion... oh I hope he doesn't see this... So I'm sitting at home sunning my playmate bod by our olympic sized swimming pool when Jonnie comes up to me and says we're on the Amazing Race, pack your bags beotch. I'm thinking mid-life crisis... he is 42 years old after all ~ a little balding too, BUT he does have lovely cuticles. Patronizes his own spa you know. Yes, the ideal metrosexual male. Anyway, I would much rather hang out at our huge mansion by our olympic sized pool and do my pop art stuff while being catered to by Santos the pool boy. So I leave sunny California to go to, ugh, of all places Chicago. So much for my prestine hair ~ it's not called the Windy City for nothing! Then Phil comes out (I wonder if he's loaded?) and tells us we're going to Iceland. Ugh! I don't do ice unless it's in a drink. So then we take this train, no limo service or anything, to the airport. Anyway, we land in Iceland and not even a Hummer to drive around Iceland with. Hello! Just some SUV. I was very disappointed in Iceland. When am I going to have the chance to show off my hot playmate body! And Jonny, I'm not really sure what was up with that black and yellow shirt. Be assured that I was not present when he picked that up. With all his screaming and carrying on, he kind of looked like a disgruntled bumble bee. Anyway, then we had to get on this thing called a snowmobile. Sorry, but I don't ride any motor vehicle that doesn't have doors on it. But then Jonny told me to get on it beotch, so I did. Then I had to mess up my hair and wear this awful helmet. THEN, we come up to this small tents, I think they were called, and we were expected to sleep in there. Sorry, but I don't sleep in anything smaller than a Miata. But then Jonny told me to get in the tent beotch, so I did. The next morning he wants a kiss, and well normally he doesn't get a morning kiss until after his teeth are brushed and after I've had a couple of vodka and orange juices, but hey this is an adventure. Now the rest of Iceland is kind of a blur (it was last week)and the only thing I can remember now is that I couldn't read the map and we were lost. Jonnie called me a beotch and was doing his disgruntled bumble bee thing again. But then we were good and Phil welcomed us (I wonder if he's loaded?)to the pit stop. They should have had champagne and caviar at the pit stop. Oh and this is out loud (Jonnie can hear this): Jonnie is just misunderstood. He is not mean just passionate and intense. Thank you.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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11-23-04, 11:01 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: "Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2" |
Freddy: Hey baby, can you climb the ice wall?Kendra: Yeah baby, lets do it! Freddy: OK baby come on. Kendra: You're doing great baby! Kendra: My turn baby, this will be hard. Freddy: You can do it baby, slam that ice pick in & pull hard! Kendra: I made it baby! Freddy: Next is the pitstop baby, let's go.
 
NO fair Draco!!! You have a really cool sigpic for this!! I want one 
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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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11-23-04, 11:53 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: "Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2" |
Really? I thought it was kinda basic myself.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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11-23-04, 10:25 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: "Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2" |
Well... it is MUCH better than my graphically-challenged one!
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11-23-04, 10:50 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: "Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2" |
why? is it heavier than your fanny pack?
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11-24-04, 00:58 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: "Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2" |
Hrmmf.Jonathan, I don't like you very much because you're mean to Victoria, my new friend. Maybe I should go back to being a sheep because I get confused and go right instead of left when I decide for my own, even thought I am the stronger half of my team. I mean, I am so much better than Lena, and especially you, Jonathan. Your stupid blue hair is so much worse than mine. I mean, I don't see young guys helping you around, do I? Its because I'm not old and hairy and you, my friend, are old and really dumb and I'd appreciate it if you'd stop being mean to my future french-braiding partner, Victoria. Thanx a bunch! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to head off to the right now and find some young foreign guys who like my oobies *click* who can help me win this race. Bye! with love, Kristy
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11-24-04, 08:20 AM (EST)
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28. ""Dear" Jonathan" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-24-04 AT 08:20 AM (EST)See this foot? Watch it race where the sun don't shine. Being invisible has its perks. And Daddy? Good job with the running and throwing this week. *smooch* ETA: Love, Hera.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-04, 08:25 AM (EST)
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30. "Bolo's Promo: Episode #2" |
Don't worry: we're okay! We're used to taking pain! Pain, pain, pain -- it's kind of musical if you chant it at the right speed, which is exactly what we weren't doing most of the way around that course. The falling down a lot kind of slowed us up. But still -- we're okay!Lori, you're okay, right? Lori? Oh, geez... don't take it out on Phil! This isn't the wrestling federation, sweetheart: if you try to intimidate the ref, all you're gonna do is get us thrown out of the ring! Let go of the Kiwi... nice and gentle now... that's it... Whew. Sorry about that, Phil. She excites real easily. Anyway -- not a bad leg, huh? We're still safely in the middle of the pack, and people are being real nice about giving me directions. Big American with a big smile and a slightly shady past asks them a simple question, they can't answer it fast enough. It's all about personality, isn't it? And how cool was that zip line? Man, I just wish they hadn't put those automatic breaks in at the end. I've never slammed into Lori doing sixty before! New experiences, that's what the Race is all about it. Fair's fair: I would have stood at the bottom and waited on her if she'd gone up -- but the so-called 'safety people' got in the way of our fun. Wimps, I swear. Gonna miss the Queens girls: their voices made me think of all the little rings I've performed in before. Not sure what's up with Hellboy and Loudgirl. I mean, he made my gaydar ping on this leg. And I don't have gaydar, so that's really saying something. Really, really proud of Team Seniors -- at least until they gave the car back. So who's up for some more, huh? Twelve-hour rest stops -- I want out of here already! Come on, next match! This is a friggin' blast! Bolo
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11-24-04, 07:50 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: "Be The Amazing Racer"- Episodes 1&2" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-25-04 AT 00:25 AM (EST)Must...reach...deep...with...in...my...self
Must- *incessant whining* Baaaaby!! Tell me what to do!! I need you tell me what to do!! I can't think for myself!! Waaaah- OWWWWWWWW! Baaaaby, why'd you bury that hatchet in my skull? You're supposed to hit the piece of wood! OWWWWWWWWW! I'm sorry,
Victoria
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11-30-04, 07:18 PM (EST)
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48. "Checking in" |
well kiddies,I really had a good time last week, even though that good-for-nothin' husband keeps stealing my thunder. I specifically TOLD HIM that I would do the heights challenges. BUt, NOoooh, he had to go off like one of the young whipper snappers. Aggrevated his hernia and everything. Now, what the heck am I supposed to do? Hang on him like a ball and chain? And if I am EVER on a boat with Jonathan again, I will show him the meaning of "support hose". the old bag
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