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"Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
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PART ONE (SAT., 7/23): KAYSER’S SPECIAL MEAT AND TWO VEG

Obligatory recrap (how many times will we see the Big Eric/Michael Confrontation? The Earthshaking Ai!vette Pops Off at Kayser Sequence?) followed by our new Xtreme theme. Ai!vette and Eric figuratively spit at Michael’s exiting back. Michael’s picture turns a baleful black and white. All the gals – except Janelle – are glad to see Mike go, but now Aprul feels it’s okay to approach Janelle. Aprul explains that she LIKES Janelle, she just doesn’t like her in the HOUSE, or LIKE her like her, or something incomprehensible like that. Janelle lets Aprul babble and sniff around, occasionally tossing her Kibbles N Bits, but appears unimpressed.

Kayser’s win has “turned the sheep to deer in the headlights” (Eric’s always the one for a MANLY turn of a phrase) and the house is in turmoil. Rachel claims to be excited about the turn of events, while Ai!vette blames Allah. (Shut up, Ai!vette). Howie celebrates with new bestest buds Kayser and Janelle. Specially Janelle. Janelle wisely does not sponsor the notion of kicking off the girls she actually loathes, but, rather, advises K. to boot a strong player. All the others scramble around, moaning and looking for their woobies.

Add another dollop of recrap: Kayser promises James he will not put him up. This is our helpful editing clue that James will, in fact, be nominated. But I’m getting ahead of myself here. Ai!vette, motioning toward Janelle, whines to Maggie that the “dumb girls” get to stay. Right, JANELLE’s the idiot. James hovers around the new power trio (Kayser, Howie and Jan) but ultimately opts to grab some nuts and retreat. There’s a metaphor there somewhere. Eric, noting Howie’s nose firmly lodged between Kayser’s (adorable) buns, remarks (in a note of stunning originality) that Howie has “gone over to the Dark Side.” Howie, meanwhile, from his perch atop Kayser’s prostrate gland, urges the new HOH to boot James.

The traditional Tour of the HOH Pad (which gets really boring after the second HOH competition has been held because, face it, it’s not like a team of decorators goes in and repaints and wallpapers and in general designs the star chamber to perfectly tailor it, each time, to the new emerging king of the hill, so what we’re actually doing is checking out the contents of a gift basket, gee wizz) takes place. Kayser has been given Islamically cut meat (nope, not gonna touch that! Well, I would, but this is a PG site, and, well, I think a lot of us feel a certain way about a certain dreamy Iraqi hamster and we’d all feel so dirty after), which Eric refers to as “kosher.” Can Eric really be Jewish, folks? Anyway, everyone pretends to congratulate Kayser and, as he himself describes it, “slowly seeps out.” He and Janelle are left alone to scheme.

James approaches Kayser. He plays Kayser, Kayser plays him, and they appear to make a deal. Meanwhile, Ai!vette decides to come out to Aprul. Explains she has a girlfriend and her name’s Maggie. Aprul is stunned, until Ai!vette explains that it’s not THAT Maggie. Aprul thinks (I’m not making this up) God has chosen to place her (Aprul) in the House for Ai!vette to come out to. (Sorry about that ending preposition, Coco). God: Yeah, right. Ai!vette considers this revelation a test of trust. I’m not sure the first person I’d confide in would be a burbling pharmaceutical flibbergibbet Kudrow-wannabee like Aprul, but that’s just me.

Janelle cautions Kayser away from trusting James. She urges him to put up James and Maggie – Eric will have to fight James to ensure Maggie stays. Janelle is NOT the dumb girl, folks.

Which brings us to the food comp/spelling bee.

Janelle can’t remember the “h” in “spaghetti” (hey, there’s CARBS in spaghetti! It’s been removed from her internal lexicon) and Ai!vette once again refers to Janelle as an idiot. James earns everyone’s respect by spelling “ham” correctly. Jennifer spells mayonnaise correctly. This is likely to be Jenn’s watershed moment on Big Brother 666. Aprul is asked to spell “pepperoni,” which is, like, so funny! Because her dog is named Pepperoni! Amazingly, she spells it correctly! God probably WANTED her to name her dog Pepperoni so she’d be all, like, prepared for this challenge. Beau spells “asparagus” correctly. (Wait. There’s someone in the house named “Beau”? *checks notes* Not seeing anything else here about any “Beau”...). Eric, always expert in things you stick in fires, spells “marshmallow” right. Maggie also nails “papaya.” Howie, however, blows “rhubarb.” Who cares?! It’s not as if everyone in the house will be hankering all week for rhubarb. Sarah gets collyflower. And you know what? She misses it! She can’t spell cohllieflhour! What a ditz. James expresses deep, deep disappointment in Sarah’s failure and rethinks their entire relationship. Kayser now gets up for the Big Food Spin and, cementing his enormous popularity at this point, lands on PB&J For Ever. Kayser, however, continues to revel in the consternation and dismay of the hamsters, perhaps not realizing that PB&J means not even the hunkiest HOH this side of the Mississippi gets to eat his specially-cut Islamic meat.

Howie announces he is a Jedi. (Catt? Why aren’t you watching this show, Catt? There are so many Star Wars metaphors flying that George Lucas is receiving season royalties). Howie trains “24/7” for Jedi Knighthood. This entails a lot of loose kicks at nothing in particular. Kayser breaks the news: Jedis Don’t Have Sex. (HD, is this true?). Howie is forced to “consider the Dark Side.” There’s that Dark Side again. Could Big Bother be indulging in a little heavy irony, given Eric’s reference to the Dark Side earlier? Does a chicken shite in the woods?

Meanwhile, Ai!vette comes crawling to Kayser, apologizes to him, character assassinates Janelle, and tells Kayser he’ll gain household respect if he puts Janelle up. Yeah, right. K. “admires her” nerve for even attempting this and patronizes her right out the door. She’s still yapping when CBS cuts to Sarah, approaching Kayser herself, in a Bambi-like way. Kayser tries to get her to admit she’s with James and tells Sarah “they all told me to put you and James up.” Smart Kayser! James knows Kayser is trying to ascertain that they (James/Sarah) are a couple. Smart James!

And it’s Nom Time.

James tells the Diary Room cameras that he didn’t sleep. Eric wonders if Kayser will think he (Eric) broke his agreement with Michael (you did, Eric) and therefore feel free to do the same. Maggie says she’ll be “very surprised” if she’s nominated. And you can SMELL the foreshadowing in the wind…

Kayser makes a stately speech about the game becoming more serious and then everyone starts yanking the keys. (No, that’s not code for anything).

Jen is safe.
Beau (who???) is safe.
Aprul is really irritating, but safe.
Rachel looks horsey, but is safe.
Eric is safe.
Howie is safe. (Duh. And Howie actually THANKS Kayser. Wuv wuv wuv).
Sarah is safe.
Ai!vette is incredibly annoying, but safe.
Janelle – quell surprise! – is safe.

SOOOOOOOooooooo….MAGGIE AND JAMES, you’ve just been nominated!
We gotta a game, here folks!

Kayser rubs his hands and gleefully observes that the House is in “chaos! And I love it!”

So, in fact, do we.

PART TWO (TUES., 7/26) – JAMES TEACHES US A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT RISK MANAGEMENT

Standard recrap of Kayser’s rise to power and nomination of James and Maggie. Eric feels the nomination was “way out of left field” (Eric is a Tired Simile Blurb-O-Matic) and has altered the hamsters’ plans. Actually, the nomination has basically altered ERIC’s plans. Sarah acknowledges the brilliance of Kayser’s choice. Ai!vette, no stranger to the overworked comparison herself, says everyone’s “true colours are coming out.” Unfortunately, Ai’s true colour is “loud.” James tells Eric Kayser lied to him (James) and said he (James) would be safe. James basically winds Eric up like a clockwork mouse. Eric heads for Kayser and offers himself up as a “veto buddy” in the POV competition. Kayser politely refrains from mentioning flying swine. Eric seems to think Kayser has committed to never, ever, putting Eric up, based on that original and frankly flimsy “agreement” (remember, the one with Michael? Remember what happened to Michael, Eric?).

Kayser worries about James being mad because of the nominations. “I really don’t want James to go,” Kayser declares. He hugs James and commences bonding sequence. Kayser tells James Eric was negative-campaigning against James (in favor of Maggie) so James decides he hates Eric now and urges Kayser to “drop it” on the Napoleonic firefighter if Maggie is removed from the nom seat after POV. James states that Eric broke the agreement with Michael, so Kayser should be free to dump Eric.

James is a cold, calculating, fairly clever lil hamster.

Eric notices the coasters in the living room are gone. New square coasters with numbers and arrows are there instead, and the colours coordinate with the wall tiles in various rooms. Sarah finds a blue flashlight behind a blue tile and the hamsters discover they can use the light to reveal hidden text. Frankly, it’s easier with Word. Jenn notices words gleaming in the background of the fishie tank: “Be Sure to Drink Your Ovaltine.” No, actually, it says something about counting the number of seas. All the hamsters start counting seas on the map on the wall. Not surprisingly, each of them comes up with a different, incorrect number (the real number is 17). This counting process has taken several hours, and by now poor Ashlea and Michael have suffocated inside the gold room safe, where they have been sequestered, thus ruining poor Chenbot’s big surprise.

Janelle works on Sarah. Sarah and James “come out” to Janelle and Kayser. Big show of honesty and communion. Kayser “knew” they were a couple, while Janelle “never suspected.” (Hmmm, perhaps I should rethink that not-the-dumb-girl remark). Kayser now trusts James a little more (which could be a very big mistake in weeks to come) and he and James agree to put Eric up after a rigged POV competition display. Howie and Rachel are brought in to cement the plan. We now have an alliance of six, which Howie refers to as the “Jedi Knights.” See? We just canNOT escape the Lucas-speak, can we?

Maggie appears before Kayser in a cloud of self-righteous indignation. She’s really, really hurt that Kayser nominated her. Kayser sort of Diques her around and says that James is the intended target. Maggie thinks Kayser is shady. Of course, Maggie thinks that her ___ doesn’t stink, too.

VETO COMPETITION!

Kayser picks Howie. Maggie chooses Ai!vette. James “had to pick Janelle because everyone hates Janelle.” Ai!vette shares that she nearly crapped her pants at James’ choice. She’s such a delicate blossom, our Ai!vette. Anyway, there’s a giant chess board in the yard outside and all of a sudden all these hamsters start gloating in advance because they are all, apparently, brilliant chess players. I guess chess is bigger than the Thursday Nite Trivia Bowl at Belly. Kayser, the Gamesmeister, is grinning. James thinks no one can beat him at chess. Maggie tells us she is her City Chess Champion! Bobby knows his knight-to-queen’s-pawn maneuver will outshine everyone. Boris is concerned about the competition but feels he will ultimately be the last rook standing. Beau…oh, wait, there’s no one named Beau. My goof.

The game commences. It’s not really chess but it’s equally interminable from the spectator perspective. Ai!vette chooses first – a side square – which puts the “dumb girl” ball squarely back in her court. Basically all the players pretend to play but use all of their moves to eliminate Maggie, who acts like they clubbed baby seals to death to get to her. She feels anguished, mortified, and wants to go home. Once she’s out, everyone throws the game to James. Maggie is left feeling all superior and wounded, Ai!vette says “All. Hell. Breaks. Loose” (shut up, Ai!vette) and Eric looks kind of stunned. Sort of like a deer in the headlights, in fact.

Eric’s also a bit testy. He rants about the lack of morality rampant in the competition and makes some cheap reference to the Koran. (Let’s get this straight: Eric’s family? Off limits. Out of line. Kayser’s religion? That’s different, apparently). Eric is one beautiful human being, isn’t he? So wonderful, in fact, that Ai!vette is in hysterics, weeping copiously, as the POV ceremony commences. Ai!, in fact, is WAAAAAAAAAAY TOOO BONDED with Eric, considering she just met the lughead about three weeks ago and he’s probably made at least one or two horrific homophobic lesbian jokes in his pre-Hamster life. James just keeps repeating, smugly, to the Diary Room cameras and anyone else that will listen that “they picked the wrong guy to screw with.” He’s a hard-boiled insurance hack, that James. A regular Quinn Martin Production.

With gusto and pride, James explains that he’s saving his own arse and putting another arse up. Namely Eric. Who takes the nomination seat wearing, appropriately, an amazingly tacky oversized shirt covered with flames. Aprul tells us it’s “sad James would sell Eric out to stay in the House.” HUH? Er, isn’t staying in the House the ENTIRE POINT of this exercise? It’s not like Eric’s going to be James’ best man if James marries Sarah. It’s not even like James has sold Eric insurance.

“Eric and Maggie thought they were flying high, but I took that power away from them,” intones Kayser, at the episode’s end.

Could our Kayser be getting just a tad full of himself? In the weeks to come, will we see Janelle and James duke it out for Kayser’s affection, or will the season boil down to a battle of wits between two of the only players qualified, Kayser and James: cold, calculating, ferret-like little administronaut versus hot, passive-aggressive, patronizing Iraqi cupcake. No doubt about it; the season has definitely picked up. Even the new disposable fish are waiting with baited (get it? Baited? Get it?) breath! I’m sure no one will sleep until Thursday.




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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... DearAbby 07-27-05 1
   RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ginger 07-27-05 2
       RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... LibraRising 07-27-05 3
           RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ginger 07-27-05 4
       RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... okaychatt 07-27-05 7
           RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ginger 07-27-05 8
           RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ARnutz 07-27-05 10
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ARnutz 07-27-05 5
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... Surveysez 07-27-05 6
   RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ginger 07-27-05 9
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... Lasann 07-27-05 11
   RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ginger 07-27-05 12
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... seahorse 07-27-05 13
   RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ginger 07-27-05 14
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... Estee 07-27-05 15
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... calamityc 07-27-05 16
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... kattylass 07-27-05 17
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... kingfish 07-28-05 18
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... AugustGirl 07-28-05 19
   RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ginger 07-28-05 20
       RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... AugustGirl 07-28-05 21
           RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ginger 07-28-05 22
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... strid333 07-28-05 23
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... SpoonStruck 07-29-05 24
   RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... ginger 07-29-05 25
       RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... SpoonStruck 07-29-05 26
 RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BO... foonermints 07-30-05 27

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1. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
Great summary, Ginger! Just who is the "Beau" you speak of?
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2. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
I think it's one of the Big Secrets. They'll reveal to the hamsters that a young black personal shopper named Beau has actually been in the house the entire season! Everyone will be stunned.



There's under the radar, and then there's Beau, in a submarine deep in the Caspian Sea.

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3. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
I drew him in the LOD game this week. I'll be surprised if his points even crack the double digits.

And no, Jedi's can't have sex. Think about it. Would you want to see Yoda or that pointy-headed guy naked?


Most excellent summaries.

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So all that saber-swingin is just compensation?


Pretend Beau shopped for Kayser's HOH basket.

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7. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
<submarine deep in the Caspian Sea.

That leaves only six seas to go. Oh wait, there's ten. No, make that twelve.

Oh heck - where's Bolo when you need him?


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10. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
BWAAAHHH!!! OK, I just *snorted* more coffee.



Slice & Dice Sigpic Chop Shop 2005

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5. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
ROFLMAO!!! Sheer brilliance G! This was hilarious! So many awesome parts to list them all, but this?


...and by now poor Ashlea and Michael have suffocated inside the gold room safe, where they have been sequestered...

made me *snort* coffee!



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Summay, most excellent, is.


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9. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
You know, that signpic makes me crave cigarettes.



Of course, the breeze blowing makes me crave cigarettes. As does the sunrise, the sunset, lunch and tea.

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"Kayser and James: cold, calculating, ferret-like little administronaut versus hot, passive-aggressive, patronizing Iraqi cupcake."

Well said!

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Thank you! Does this mean I get to keep Kayser?



I'll share...

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Great job Ginger, loved all the Star Wars references.


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14. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
It's almost as if the hamsters got together to with Catt a happy birthday, isn't it? Except she doesn't watch the show!



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15. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
She’s such a delicate blossom, our Ai!vette.

Nicest thing anyone's said about me all season.



P.S: You're right. There is no player named Beau.

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Great summary Ginger! What a hoot that they gave you so much material this week! lol
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Ginger,Enjoyed your summary of the goings on in the house! Ding-Dong Erics gone! Krafty Kaysar played it right could be very interesting or at least not boring depending on who wins HOH,Is there really someone named Beau or Jennifer in this game I've heard rumors!!
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Very nice, very smart, great descriptive references,

" burbling pharmaceutical flibbergibbet Kudrow-wannabee like Aprul"

was worth a giggle, as were they all. Haven't seen 'flibbergibbet' used in a while, and maybe never as aptly. I think it's worth having this inbred program just to have these great summaries to read.


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Excellent Ginger! Excellent! Thank you, dahlin'.


I think we need to work on a schedule where we share custody of Kaysar.

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The best thing about August (which frankly is my least favorite month) is Augustgirl.




I know someone who has a birthday coming up...Kayser's going to be a busy busy guy, isn't he?

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YAY! I'm ginger's favorite thing about her least favorite month. YAY!

*blink*

Wait. That's a compliment, right?


From your lips to G*d's ears, my dear.

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Sweetheart, you are just plain my favorite. How's that?



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23. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
Finally got around to reading this and really enjoyed it.


Three is the perfect number.

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07-29-05, 07:17 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
Wow, Ginger! I learned everything I needed to know about the human landscape from this post of yours.

In particular...

"Kayser worries about James being mad because of the nominations. “I really don’t want James to go,” Kayser declares. He hugs James and commences bonding sequence. Kayser tells James Eric was negative-campaigning against James (in favor of Maggie) so James decides he hates Eric now and urges Kayser to “drop it” on the Napoleonic firefighter if Maggie is removed from the nom seat after POV. James states that Eric broke the agreement with Michael, so Kayser should be free to dump Eric."

...ralucitrap nI

Let's all give one bit HELL HOWDY! to this crucial phrase:

BONDING SEQUENCE

Ah. I feel refreshed. This was great, Ginger.

** Hamsters for Sale **

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07-29-05, 12:49 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
I'll take two hamsters and a fruit smoothie, please.

Bonding sequence commenced.

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07-29-05, 09:44 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
Um, YUMMY! I'll take two hamsters as well, but make mine a combo veggie juice -- skip the watercress and R-H-U-B-A-R-B.
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07-30-05, 07:07 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Official Big Bother Summary *BONUS DOUBLE HEADER!!!* (723-7/26/05)"
"Flibbergibbet" is such a nice word, but "prostrate" is so much better than the other spelling. Great entertainment, Ginger!


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