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"Where Are They?"
landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 08:44 AM (EST)
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"Where Are They?" |
Worst. Casting. Ever. Except for certain seasons of Survivor and the current season of The Apprentice, of course.Where are the: -openly gay people? -twins? -better excuses for tokens than Gus and Hera? -twins, dammit? Other notes: -Gus' job at CIA: Manager of Stealth Donut Program (joke credit to SLH). -Gus' best line: "Why does she always have to run?" Uhm...because it's a race, you freakin' moron? -Is Hera like the most fragile person you've ever seen on reality TV, or what? Of course, a name like that, you got hard shoes to fill. -Yeah, I'm picking on Gus and Hera, I'm a racist, get over it. -Oh, never mind, this isn't The Apprentice board. -And don't even start on me about your imaginary monkey in a talking elevator, Monsty. -I'd like to rant about the extreme punchability that is Jonathan, but I got nothing to say that you didn't already think yourself. -But I was sure hoping Bobo would knock his head off when he said, "Hey, between your yellow and my blue, we're a superhero!" I don't know which was funnier, Jonathan's unmedicated instability or Bobo's complete inability to comprehend the joke. -Just. Shave. His. Fvcking. Head. Oh yes you do know what I'm talking about. -Is Phil cultivating an undead sorta look, or is there something else going on there? -How exactly do you make the gas/diesel mistake, after everyone made it back in TAR 3? Or TAR 2, or whatever damn race that was. -Brooklyn or Queens? Which is more annoying? Okay, I'm more-or-less vented. "Where are they?" concept lifted from Dr. Noir, but she's posted elsewhere today and didn't tease this one out, so it's her bad.
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 11:18 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Where Are They?" |
I agree HD, there was no balance to these episodes, and the obnoxious clearly drowned out anything else that was shown. Hopefully, they will find a better balance and fast, or this season is going to svck big time.
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bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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11-17-04, 10:45 AM (EST)
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9. "Huh?" |
Were you all watching the same show? I actually found this to be a very interesting cast. First off, you have the wrestling couple...that chick is annoying as hell! That makes good TV! Then you have Johnathan..this dude is the most annoying person ever! The perfect villian. And don't forget the father/daughter team. We're gonna get plenty of underwear shots all season long if they stay in the race(I counted 4 last night). You have hellboy. He can save the world, but can't figure out how to pump diesel fuel. You have the sisters...and i said enough about them in my thread. The old farts...old farts always make for funny tv because they think they can outrun people 50 years younger than them. I give the first episode an A.
Single-handedly Reversed the Red Sox curse.
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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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11-17-04, 11:16 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: There are plenty of twins" |
Yeah and we know at least one pair ain't real.
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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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11-17-04, 12:28 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Where Are They?" |
His Bio does: Gus is a former CIA agent, covert operative and the first person to fly an open-cockpit plane to the North Pole.
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 01:10 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Where Are They?" |
the first person to fly an open-cockpit plane to the North PoleI can summarize this better: Gus is a big dumba$$. And I still like SLH's job description better.
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boateng 28 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-17-04, 12:32 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Where Are They?" |
How many young models/aspiring actors do they need on this show? Casting all these young, bland, pretty people is getting tiresome. How about casting more interesting, real-life people?
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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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11-17-04, 12:39 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Where Are They?" |
They should save themselves some grief and just add "/model" to every occupation of every contestant. Nurse/model, soccer mom/model, grandparents/models.
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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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11-17-04, 12:41 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Where Are They?" |
By the way, I'm a poster/model.
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 01:29 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Where Are They?" |
Basher/Model here.
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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 12:47 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Where Are They?" |
Oh I'm looking forward to the actual moment when Jonathan's head actually explodes. Hopefully this will happen when he arrives last to the stupid finish mat. did you see how scared of his emotional excesses the stoic/brain dead Phil was!?!And I must confess, dear Landru, when I first saw Hellboy I thought 'Look! It's a fake Landru! He's got the little horns and everything!' Of course once he showed his incredible stupidity I knew he couldn't be you. Nonetheless, I am rooting for him just because of the horns. And LOL at the wrestler chick! My favorite line of the show so far was said as she woke up after sleeping on the glacier. "My implants are frozen." LOLOLOL!!! And ouch. Of course she was in a crappy mood for the rest of the day--she was packing her own DD glaciers! Gus is useless and doesn't know he is in a race. "Drive the speed limit, dear--just let them go by." "Walk, don't run." And also, when he said he was looking for some clean snow (before the infamous armpit-cleansing?) that was because the snow outside his hooch was all yellow! I so wanted the camera to pan on the yellow snow just outside his tent door.
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 01:11 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Where Are They?" |
Well, sheesh, if you're gonna totally swipe my concept you could at least get it right!Where are the Jesus people? Fer crying out loud, how could you forget the Jesus people. All last season they were praying over cabs and ropes and snow and anything else you could think of. Is Jesus passe? You know, you really don't have to give me credit. All of that stuff that falls out of my mouth is free for the taking.
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ohmyheck 1919 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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11-18-04, 08:44 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: Where Are They?" |
I'm a Mormon from Utah. I know Lena and Kristy and I don't think they'll exactly like this, but whatever. You're always entitled to your opinion, anotherkim.
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-19-04, 09:41 AM (EST)
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59. "RE: Where Are They?" |
Landru, you foo, this board EXISTS to serve the needs of the contestants. Your mission should be writing posts that make them comfortable and happy. And you are clearly failing. Again.For shame. "Won't someone think of the children?" - King Kaufman
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ohmyheck 1919 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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11-19-04, 09:56 AM (EST)
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60. "RE: Where Are They?" |
Okay! Sorry for posting! Next time I won't.
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ohmyheck 1919 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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11-19-04, 10:27 AM (EST)
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63. "RE: Where Are They?" |
Got it.
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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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11-19-04, 12:03 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Where Are They?" |
Keep in mind, Ohmyheck, that this is the basher forum.
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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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11-19-04, 11:55 AM (EST)
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65. "RE: Where Are They?" |
You don't think they'll like this? Well tell them to wait, cause it will probably get much worse than this by the time the season's over. They'll look back on a comment like the above and take it as a compliment.
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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-04, 04:18 PM (EST)
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41. "You missed" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-17-04 AT 05:04 PM (EST)the best line of the show, which was uttered by one of those dating/engaged model/actor women in response to her male counterpart's shrieking something to the effect of "would you look at the *#$&*&%# road signs, you worthless bey-otch?!", and it went something like "Why? I can't read them anyway." That one still makes me laugh. Runner up? "I'm yellow and you're blue, let's be superheroes". Agree on Tufty the Wonderstud's "'Do". Agree on Jonathan Livingston Fvckwad. SLH roolz. Stealth Donut Program, priceless. Brooklyn. While Queens needs GPS more than the pilot from "Lost", Brooklyn was the stupidest team ever who described themselves as super-geniuses. Wile E. Coyote has nothing on these dimwits. RE: Shaq-Diesel 2004, you forgot to add, that in addition to history dictating that one should check for indications of the type of petrol your Eurotrash van takes, it was labeled "DIESEL" in Big. Block. Letters. on the effing door to the gas tank. Then again, if she couldn't tell that Tufty was gay, how could she be expected to read a diesel label visible from space? I'm gonna leave Gus alone. Too damn easy. Fester
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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11-18-04, 04:18 PM (EST)
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55. "I thought it was somewhat interesting" |
In Gus we had the biggest piece of deadwood ever on a team( at least flo never slowed down her team cause they were driving the speed limit.We had the most annoying contestant ever I think that wrestling duo is gonna make the soccer twins look like Einstein by the time that they leave Besides where else can you see a dude run around the world with a big piece of crap on his forehead.
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Starshine 5033 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-20-04, 08:07 AM (EST)
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69. "RE: Where Are They?" |
For heavenms sake Hayden, Put them away.
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