Tonight, we crown the 10th Dancing With The Stars Champion.
Tonight, we award reality's gaudiest trophy.......
Tonight, we will be treated (?) to all of the eliminated Stars doing a brand new dance each. (Including Kate.)
We have fair warning that one of those dances will be Jake and his (lovely?) fiancee Vienna dancing the Viennese waltz to the theme song for his Bachelor season: On the Wings of Love. (plenty of barf bags on standby.........)
The Final 3 will dance their 3rd dance before we find out who finishes in third place, then the Final 2 will dance their 4th and final dance before we find out who wins.
Erin and Nicole top the leaderboard with 55 points, and Evan is 3 back with 52.
Also, they're supposedly replaying last night's Finale Performance Show at 8pm before the Results show begins at 9. I will be watching the replay in case they sneak some new stuff in.......
(Tonight we also screw up the thread title names......)