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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 12:49 PM (EST) "I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Do you remember the days when some of the Big Brother houseguests looked like some of us? Yes, it's a distant memory. I'll never be on Big Brother, for a couple of reasons. 1. I'm 31. That makes me ancient! 2. I have chest hair. The producers only cast guys that have not hit puberty (see #1). 3. I am able to use monosyllabic words. 4. I prefer to wear a shirt unless there is a very good reason to not be wearing a shirt. 5. I'm gay, so I wouldn't be drooling all over the women. 6. I'm gay but I have standards, so I wouldn't be drooling all over the asshat guys. 7. I wouldn't whine about having to sleep in a sleeping bag or eat PB&J. 8. I have small lovehandles but no bulging pecs. 9. I would make fun of the Chebot on camera as often as possible. 10. I actually have a personality. Why won't you ever be on Big Brother? courtesy of Seana and Syren - thanks gals!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... Tahj 07-08-05 1    RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 2        RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... HistoryDetective 07-08-05 3            RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 5        RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... Bucky Katt 07-08-05 6            RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 9                RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... Bucky Katt 07-08-05 12                    RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 16                        RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... Bucky Katt 07-08-05 20  RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... LibraRising 07-08-05 4    RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 7    RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... HistoryDetective 07-08-05 8        RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 10        RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... LibraRising 07-08-05 13            RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... HistoryDetective 07-08-05 15                RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 17                RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... LibraRising 07-08-05 18  RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... BriarRosie 07-08-05 11    RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... HistoryDetective 07-08-05 14        RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... bystander 07-08-05 19            RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... Laurie 07-08-05 21                RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... bystander 07-08-05 23                RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... LibraRising 07-08-05 24                    RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 26  RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... geg6 07-08-05 22  RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... Estee 07-08-05 25    RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 27        RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... AugustGirl 07-08-05 28            RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 30  RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... cambo 07-08-05 29    RE: I will never be a Big Brother h... ginger 07-08-05 31

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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-08-05, 12:54 PM (EST) 1. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." I won't be on big brother because I hate Big Brother. I'm going to see how long I'll last trying to watch it. Moves courtesy of Syren   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:02 PM (EST) 2. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." LAST EDITED ON 07-08-05 AT 01:02 PM (EST) Well, I'm 42. They probably assume one needs an assisted living nurse 24/7 at my age. And that would be pricey. I'm Jewish but I don't actually do anything demonstrably Jewish. If I had to keep my peanut butter on separate plates, I'd probably be more interesting to the Big Brother casting gods. I quit smoking 7 months ago. That alone should ensure my exclusion from Big Brother. Philip Morris should be underwriting the entire fiasco at this point. I do drink, obviously a plus from the casting perspective. However, I rarely drink so much that I say things I regret or suddenly feel like copulating in front of many cameras. So that's pretty much a nonstarter, too. Besides, I have to read. Daily. And I'm not talking the Old or New Testament, either. So I'd be over the wall before the first HOH competition. You also aren't queeny enough to be a token Big Brother gay, HD. Not enough flailing of arms, not enough use of the word "girlfriend" as punctuation. In fact, you look like Steven Segal next to someone like Bucky, or Marcellus.   Top

HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:07 PM (EST) 3. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Besides, I have to read. Daily. And I'm not talking the Old or New Testament, either. So I'd be over the wall before the first HOH competition. Me too. Do you think they would let somebody take in a copy of War and Peace? I mean, the producers wouldn't think that somebody would actually read it... courtesy of Seana and Syren - thanks gals! Thanks, ginger. That's the best compliment I've gotten after meeting another RTVW poster in real life!   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:12 PM (EST) 5. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." I don't understand why they allow the bible and no other books. Do they really think the people they cast for this show will stop flirting and working out and just read all day? I wonder if the Hot Iraqi Guy (Kazer? Kaiser? Kosar?) got to bring the Koran. I was absolutely sincere. You are what Bubbe Rae would call a "good catch." If I were a guy I'd snap you up in seconds.   Top

Bucky Katt 3146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 07-08-05, 01:13 PM (EST) 6. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." You also aren't queeny enough to be a token Big Brother gay, HD. Not enough flailing of arms, not enough use of the word "girlfriend" as punctuation. In fact, you look like Steven Segal next to someone like Bucky, or Marcellus. Just because I won't sleep with you doesn't mean I'm gay. It is a known fact that history has been systematically distorted by humans ever since the first slack-jawed, cracker magnon started spitting paint onto a cave wall.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:18 PM (EST) 9. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." You know it gets me hot when you play hard to get like that. Who ARE you?   Top

Bucky Katt 3146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 07-08-05, 01:36 PM (EST) 12. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." I'm Bucky. Who are you? It is a known fact that history has been systematically distorted by humans ever since the first slack-jawed, cracker magnon started spitting paint onto a cave wall.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:55 PM (EST) 16. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." I'm the idjit who only just now realizes she put "Bucky" instead of "Bunky." And let's face it, you're pretty Far From Bunky, my ultramasculine friend.   Top

Bucky Katt 3146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 07-08-05, 02:06 PM (EST) 20. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." No worries Gicger. It is a known fact that history has been systematically distorted by humans ever since the first slack-jawed, cracker magnon started spitting paint onto a cave wall.   Top

LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 07-08-05, 01:11 PM (EST) 4. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Ditto most of the above. And I never cry. All gay men on that show must cry at least once (or, if you're Bunky, constantly). A kyngsladye/IceCat masterpiece.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:15 PM (EST) 7. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Jeez, yes. I got to where I wanted to smack Bunky upside the head and tell him to SUCK IT UP. He made Chicken George look downright dignified.   Top

HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:17 PM (EST) 8. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Wasn't Drew the first to cry last year? courtesy of Seana and Syren - thanks gals! Not that I want that slimemonkey playing on my team...   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:18 PM (EST) 10. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Drew and Denial both begin with "D." Just sayin.   Top

LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 07-08-05, 01:38 PM (EST) 13. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." I don't remember, but Will had his moment of tears. More than once. A kyngsladye/IceCat masterpiece.   Top

HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:53 PM (EST) 15. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Ah, think back to Drool's first HOH when he betrayed the Four Whoresmen alliance by nominating Holly. He can share the crybaby award with Will. courtesy of Seana and Syren - thanks gals! How long until Beau cries?   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:56 PM (EST) 17. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." I would enjoy MAKING some hamsters cry, actually. I have a feeling I'd be kind of a "Marvin" type on this show.   Top

LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 07-08-05, 01:57 PM (EST) 18. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Ah! You are correct! I forgot what a wuss he was. Maybe Beau will surprise us. Besides, Ashlea already broke the tears barrier.   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 07-08-05, 01:33 PM (EST) 11. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Number 3. Shouldn't that be polysyllabic? Number 5, 6, and 8: You'd be the Fantabulous Bunky. But he could only be in the game during the early seasons, when looks didn't matter. I still think the house needs another Will Kirby. I would never want to be on camera 24/7 nor suffer those fools!   Top

HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:50 PM (EST) 14. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Number 3. Shouldn't that be polysyllabic? Not necessarily. Some of those guys did little more than grunt - no using words at all. courtesy of Seana and Syren - thanks gals! It was meant to be ironic.   Top

bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 07-08-05, 01:57 PM (EST) 19. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." >It was meant to be ironic. ironic - (adj) made of iron, as in "Howie's head is ironic."   Top

Laurie 51 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 07-08-05, 04:17 PM (EST) 21. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." I will never be on BB for 1 reason, but it is an important one: I smoke, and I don't mean cigs, every day.   Top

bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 07-08-05, 04:27 PM (EST) 23. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Whatever you doobie in the privacy of your own home....   Top

LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 07-08-05, 04:29 PM (EST) 24. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Then you could be on the other BB -- Bobby Brown's show. A kyngsladye/IceCat masterpiece.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 04:55 PM (EST) 26. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." I'm merely grateful there are no live feeds in that house. Crackpipecam?   Top

geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 04:26 PM (EST) 22. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." The biggest reason for me? According to this show, I should already be rotting in the grave. I'm 47 years old, for heaven's sake! Although I have often been mistaken for 30-35 (and taken it as a compliment!), apparently that is AARP territory for the cast of this show. The whole reading thing would be another problem, too. And last but not least, there's no way I could hold myself back from pulling out the old whip and beating some of these asshats to death. I'm such a slut for the blues.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 04:53 PM (EST) 25. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." They let thirty-one year-olds watch? Sarah's going to be so upset...   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 04:56 PM (EST) 27. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Only if they are "well preserved" like me and Geggy. *Rises up from rocker and stands with knitting needle in outstretched fist*   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 06:11 PM (EST) 28. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Since I haven't taken my Geritol today I don't have the energy to raise my wretched old fist in solidarity with the old folks, geggy and ginger. I want to, but it's too much effort. *yawn*   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 06:21 PM (EST) 30. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." I hear they're showing "Cocoon" again in the rec room. But I might just stay in my room and wash out my supp hose.   Top

cambo 286 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 07-08-05, 06:17 PM (EST) 29. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." Is it me, or do the majority of the woman in the house have implants? I'm so sock of implants I don't know what to do.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-08-05, 06:23 PM (EST) 31. "RE: I will never be a Big Brother houseguest." I now assume any woman, particularly in California, has implants if her cup size is greater than C. And on behalf of the NATURALLY large-busted (a/k/a women who don't point proudly northward when sleeping on back), I resent them all like crazy. Imagine when they're 80. And all wrinkly. Except the ta tas are still firm and huge and smooth. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.   Top

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