Again with the Canada-bashing. Interesting. Let me comment on your little list:

1. effed-up spellings.

Which words are we referring to? I can spell "phlegm" correctly, can you? Some neighbour you are. Do me a favour and get a sense of humour.

2. inability to say garage properly

"Garage properly"? When will any human being use those two words together? Time to lower the meds.

3. failure to be mesmorized by my .gif moving boobies

Compensating in cyberland what you don't have in reality. Nope. Not mesmerized one bit.

4. propensity to point out my mistakes

I didn't point out your mistake, I just corrected it for you. Please see "mesmerized" above.

5. colored money

That's just racist talk. It's called African Canadian dough.

6. Celine Dion

No excuse for that no-talent, Jay Leno'd jawed, monkey-chest thumping dyke.

7. cross country skiing

We do that to get away from you frightening Americans.

Now, let us play Devil's Advocate and do the rundown on why Canadians think you Americans are obnoxious, overbearing, loud, pedantic, oafish, boorish, vacuous troglodytes:

1. Bible-thumping priests that are called upon by God to deliver to him millions of dollars and the incessant fornication of young boys?

2. The need to colourize old, classic flicks.

3. The need to colourize hockey pucks during FOX NHL games.

4. Your green money which is boring, unimaginative and full of dead presidents and a guy who flew a kite with a key attached to the end of it.

5. You don't have poutines.

6. You don't know what a poutine is.

7. Your horrific accents.

8. Your horrificly overweight and overwraught population.

9. Those of you who use "euro-spelling" in order to appear classy or worldly like us Canadians.

10. You don't have "Boxing Day" sales after Christmas.

That's it. I'm bored by you. Slippery out.