*opens coffin*You will NOT be resurrecting yet another Capitan so that you can destroy his ships, his reputation and his self respect again! You ruined what had been an otherwise blissful eternal rest for me on Survivor, and now I have become a laughing stock with the blokes at the Flying Dutchman drinking parties!
I mean really - this lot probably believes that Davey Jones Locker is somewhere in England housing Monkees memorabilia! If you insist on using pirate or maritime themes from now on, kindly use a fictitious Captain!
Oh, and by the way ADMIRAL (we are all going to kill Bunny for calling you that) Your days are numbered. Not even a well known movie director can save you now.
*closes coffin lid*
btw, Ra and Bunny want their bodice ripping, mast lashing, randy vacation cruise back. NOW
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