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"Be The... Pirate Master 1.8"
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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The lesson here is not that bringing back ousted players is the greatest thing ever, as long as I'm the one who's doing it. We all knew that lesson and everyone agreed with it wholeheartedly, including certain hosts who may have had a little too much rum last night and should really consider sobering up now. No, the lesson here is that the powerful shall always remain so, despite the futile efforts of lesser beings to stop them. I personally happen to like that lesson, especially when it applies to me. And in case you were wondering, 'lesser beings' is everyone not watching this show. And the one on FOX, which we shall not discuss because I have a plank here and I'm not exactly reluctant to use it.And the lesson here for John would be 'No, I have no idea how that practically-invisible lasso of thread got around the key in the first place.' Maybe the ghost of Captain Steele put it there. (He was real, you know.) Everyone's aware of his historical hatred for those who would try to steal compasses. Oh -- as long as I'm here, a little message for CBS. Give me a better time slot or I'll start a celebrity edition of the Apprentice. And cast Julie Chen on it. You have been warned. Your regularly scheduled hubris edits will resume next week. Please stand by.
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