Since I am, in fact, a music producer, I shall concoct a power ballad dedicated to the most fearsome force EVER to sail the 7 Seas: The Triad.Triad....oh Triad
we are so tuff
Triad...oh Triad
scoring loot and stuff
Triad...oh Triad
The babes all want you
Triad...oh Triad
Zho Duan in the deep blue
(this is where we put the rocking guitar solo)
Triad...oh Triad
three macho, burly men
Triad...oh Triad
we'll win and win again
Triad...oh Triad
the girls are all lame
Triad...oh Triad
we like them all tame
WE ROCK!!! Everyone, hold up your lighters now!!!