What makes a bad crewperson?
1. bad attitude.
2. challenge drag.
3. can't convince her peeps to mutiny against a great (and humble) captain like me.
4. Doesn't appreciate a great captain like me.
5. won't try to bribe her captain with hippy lettuce. I mean really. You know we both like burning blunts. You could break out your hidden herbs and we could bliss out together.
when I want lip from you, I'll scrape it off my zipper. Until then, shut up and wait for me to get you voted off, you little punk.