Lady T: Welcome everyone to Snoocharoo's 1970 basement lair complete with bean bag chairs, beaded curtains and black lights. Hey, snooch, is that a brownie? Can I have one? And a drink too?
Snoocharoo SHUUUUUUUUT UP CUJO BEFORE I COME UP THERE AND GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO BARK ABOUT!
Sorry, where were we? Oh yes a drink...hmmmmmmmmm, we have a variety of organically grown fruit juices that are mighty yummy when mixed with Stohli, a delightful little homemade dandelion wine and some tasty little New England Micro Brews...I'm having a Long Trail Blackberry Wheat. *screams again** WHEN I SAID TAKE A BATH I MEANT THIS MILLENIUM!!!!!
*laughs* Kids...they are so cute when they're sleeping at someone else's house. So, what do you wanna ax me?
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE YOUR BLUE SHIRT IS...DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKIN INFORMATION BOOTH??????????
*laughs* men...you can't live with em, you can't cut em up and bury em under the back porch. Well I suppose you could if you had a top of the line wood chipper, several large trash bags and some Quick-crete, but then the damn nosey neighbors would start complaining about the noise and the smell and soon the police are knockin on your door with search warrants and lumi-lights, asking all kinds of questions about the meat products in your
freezer and why you carry around duct tape and large hunting knife in the trunk of your car...Uhhhhh, not that I would know anything about that.
Lady T, looking around for an exit: Sure you have no crimes you want to confess too snoocharoo? No forget it, don't answer that question. I am afraid might bust a vocal cord or something. So how did you find this site and how to you find OT?
Snoocharoo *It's the same story the crow told me, it's the only one he knows. Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go...aint no time to hate,barely time to wait. Woo-ohh what I want to know...where does the time go?*
Man time flies when you're havin fun... Back when S1 started I was curious about the show and just wanted info on how to GET ON THE SHOW so I surfed around and came to a vile place called Sucks where petty bickering and grade school name calling is a way of life. For the balance of S1 I stuck around there and lurked but never posted because I thought most of the people
were jerks and not worth my time. It turned me off so much I "declared jihad on Survivor" (one of my favorite poster names BTW)and saw only the last three episodes of S2. It pissed me off that I missed the second season because of SS. That day I made a promise to myself I WILL get on this show and I WILL win all the money just so those morons can kiss my ass when I win. Snewster
had the application for S3 linked to his site along with the link for Blows. I just followed the yellow brick road, got my password,logged in and posted.
Lady T: What keeps you here posting?
Snoocharoo: *I won't lie, that I can't deny...I did it all for the nookie*
A few reasons,
1.I am still convinced that I WILL be selected for Survivor and WIN the whole enchilada. It maybe Survivor Season 483 and I may have to bring a walker and Depends as my luxury items but I WILL SURVIVE...I will get by.
2. Posting here allows me to stick it to the coporate pin-heads that I work for by wasting valuable company time and technological resorces. DOWN WITH THE MAN!
3. I have nothing better to do.
Lady T: Tell us about yourself, are you married, kids, pets.
Snoocharoo "I hear that train a'comin, it's comin round the bend and I aint seen the sunshine since I don't when. Well I'm stuck in Folsom Prision and time keeps a'draggin on, but that train keeps a-rolling down to San Antone...."
**shackles and chains dragging behind her** I've been ncarerated in a freakin wonderful, blissful marriage for 10 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG years. 10 years...that is 1 decade, 520 weeks, 3,650 days, 87,600 hours,5,256,000 seconds in case you were counting.**makes another hash mark on the wall of her cell that is NOT adorned with Hanson posters**
The warden has changed my name to "Jesus Christ Steph" and addresses me as such most of the time. My title is usually followed by some obscenity laden question. The warden has allowed me to reproduce 1 time, a girl-child who speaks a foreign language known as WHINE-ish. Only the wardens demon
spawn and the warden speak WHINE-ish, tinatus will occur in all non-speakers and result in desperate attempts to block out the noise by use of bribery and placation. The demon spawn is an exact clone of the warden...she is a mini-me. Together they revel in torturing me using techniques such as "temper tantrums in the grocery store" and "but I need it for school TODAY".
The Warden being a man of few words and lots of explatives prefers a more direct approach "Jesus Christ Steph where the fvck is the..." and a personal favorite "Jesus Christ Steph what the fvck is..."
In this prision I share a cell with 1 brown dog named Brown Dog, he's a moron and is of little use to anyone. There are also 2 cats that I am convinced are in cahoots with the warden and his mini me. Brown Dog and I spend our days trying to decode their obscure feline language which I find eerily similar to WHINE-ish. We don't trust them cats since the incident with Dicque, the Koi fish. Dicque has since served a reduced sentance for
good behavior and now lives in a halfway-bowl across town.
Lady T: Besides posting here, what are your interests?
Snoocharoo Cooking, gardening (I grow all my own veggies and herbs), collecting antiques,running road races, decorating my home, hangin with my daughter, animals and reading. DH and I love to travel and tour in our Westfalia, we have driven across the US and toured Nova Scotia and Eastern Canada,the only states I have not been to are Washington, Alaska, Hawaii and Oregon.
*Busted...down on Bourbon Street, set up like a fallin pin, knocked down it's gets to wearing thin, they just won't let you be. Sometimes the lights are shinin on me, other times I can barely see, lately it occurs to me what a long, strange, trip it's been.*
I have about 350 various concert stubs ranging from Black Flag to Neil Diamond to the Dead. Being a Dead Head by marriage I have been to over 100 Grateful Dead shows (or some incarnation of the Dead such as Phil and Friends and the Other Ones). My hubby and I took our daughter on tour with us when she was about 2, we sold Quesa Dias, beer, tabs, glow sticks, kb and ciggarette lighters out of our van to fund ourselves. It was an
incredible experience but ended rather abruptly...let's just say we aren't allowed in Wisconsin anymore.
Lady T: I could kind of guess that you liked the Dead, just a hunch, but what about movies, book, etc?
Snoocharoo I have no time to watch movies but when I do I dig Swingers, Clerks, American History X, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, ANY Monty Python, The Wall, Eraserhead, Repo Man, Suburbia and The South Park movies.
Books are my passion, I'll read anything except trashy romance novels. My favorites are forensic crime novels and tongue in cheek satire.
Lady T: Just out of curiousity, would you want to run a defensive driving school for all those drivers around you?
Snoocharoo *Baby, you can drive my car, yes I'm gonna be a star*
(do you really think that's a good idea Trish?) Uh NO.
Lady T: Do you have a favorite childhood memory?
Snoocharoo *I was born a coal miners daughter, in a shack on hill in Butchers Holler*
*LOL* Uh No. I have 5 brothers and 2 sisters, my childhood was hell.
Lady T: Oh I can so relate.... What is your favorite reality TV show.
Snoocharoo *We're gonna have a TV party night...Alright! We've got nothin better to do than watch TV and have a coupla brews, don't talk about anything else, WE DON"T WANNA KNOW...we're tuning in to our favorite shows!*
Survivor and TAR. I watch 5 shows on TV and that's it, Survivor, TAR, Forensic Files, Iron Chef and Modern Marvels. TV is evil and I am absolutely positive that big corporations are infiltrating TV with subliminal messages to buy this product or that product. It's the main culprit in the dumbing down of the American people and the primary reason why kids are so damn
fat and lazy mmmmmmm,kay.
Lady T: And of course, who are your favorite posters?
Snoocharoo *can you feel the love tonight*
Since I started taking these little red pills I just love everybody...
Nailbone, Jizzy, LadyT, Fester, Bucky, sami, OFG, Sherpa, Misto, Supes, Dawg(when he's not spewing that damn hippie, liberal, conspiracy theory bull), Lizz, Smiley, Swami, sticks, ashmo, Mon, He, Draco, PapaB, Rudy, Belle, The amazing and talented Ms. Tech, Crims, RL, Kyngs, notherkim, weltek, Webby, Aya, Bebo, dabo, meemo (when's he's not a moster),Schnookie, Kermit,Scribe and Hexe,Queen Pooh, Queen Buggy, Sophie, Strider, Esbea, OceanSkater, true and her rack, Krautboy, Pepe, MattyMax, sweetpea, Bungler, corcam, tribephyl, SuvivaBear, bubsy, sleeeve, IE,GIR, Brownroach, Veruca, B&Wdog, danger kitty, jkokoj, the coolest cat in town Ice, Tink, Moonie, RainCrow,mitsx, Yogi, Volcanic, Chicken hunter, PRE, GT, makeitstop,ICB, Rudy and Snoopy,LRoy, razor, ToddE, Q, Van, Swami, ulalame, BMH, ZJ, Ra_8, cowboyroo,bacon, skinner, Wacko, TODDLJ (pure diva baby), MikeD, Femme, Asrai, bebekid, chrissy, Cathy the Canadian and that spinning head clown dude...what's his name again?
Lady T: Dude, think you named everyone? If you could have an affair with any Reality TV SHow contestant,who would it be?
Snoocharoo "And I can't help but feel attached to the feelings I can't even match with my face pressed up to the glass...wanting you."
Oh c'mon Trish you know there is only one clown for me...
but if he continues to spurn my advances then I'll just have to resort to Punk Daddy Lecuz we're so alike it's frightening) or Porno Brian because as TechNoir says SIZE DOES MATTER!!!!
Lady T: Wow, I must say that I got out of there safely. I was afraid Cujo might bite me or something. Or someone else would and not in a good way. I am getting the munchies though and am on my way to a 7-11 to get myself and Snooch some Mountain Dew and Doritoes....
This T time brought to you by Doritoes and Mountain Dew....See Snooch, I am trying to help you get on the show....