Thanks Estee. I know it's hard to make a Love List when so many of these hammies I absolutely loathe. But here goes nothing, really...1) Kaysar (1) ~ It's better to burn out, than to fade away. You were responsible for arguably the most entertaining week in BB History, last week alone was worth the price for the live feeds. Even if you get evicted this week, you've already soldified your place in the BB Hall of Fame. Major props to you guy.
2) Howie (11) ~ *sprinkles salt and pepper on his crow*. I was wrong about you, and I'm man enough to admit it. If Kaysar is Qui Gon Jin, then you are definitely Obi Wan Kanobi. Who knew that underneath that obnoxious, pervert exterior hid the mind of....well, a mind? You and Kaysar were the perfect Jedi Masters to take on the evil Sith Lords.
3) Janelle (7) ~ I misunderestimated you. You are one smart, dumb blonde, brunette. Easily the toughest woman competitor in BB history, it's only a matter of time before HoH, and a firm position in the house, are yours. AND, anyone who gets under the skin of the Sith Lords as deep and as often as you do can't be all bad.
4) Rachel (8) ~ I give you props for playing the game better than anyone right now, but you semi sold Kaysar out this week so I gotta dock you some "cool" points for that. You give the HoHs reassurances without making solid promises, and this keeps people from coming after you. Also, you're probably the only person in the house who isn't hated by at least one other person. You are not gonna be able to go much longer without blatantly picking a side, but for now? Well done.
5) Jennifer (6) ~ You're pretty much a worthless piece, but at least you're not an annoying worthless piece, much. Because you're incapable of winning any competition that doesn't have to do with feet-picking or zit-popping, you have no choice but to fly under the radar and wait for the big dogs to take each other out. The good news is you will be able to stay in the house longer than most, the bad news is no one ever won anything that way.
6) Beau (5) ~ You're still the flamingest flamer I've seen in a long time, only now, you've managed to irk me.....really, really bad. The only things you do well are name drop and gossip. Notice I didn't mention well dresser?
7) Maggie (3) ~ Wow. Once you got nominated, you sure turned into a whiny little bitch. You have a HUGE target on your back, and there's nothing the rest of your team can do about it because they are a bunch of cry baby losers. It's only a matter of time before you begin to turn on each other, and eat your own. Now that? Will be fun to watch.
8) Sarah (4) ~ You have done nothing more than whatever you're slimey boyfriend has told you to do. And you sold out the Jedi faster than Anakin Skywalker. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if you were #1 on NOW's Most Wanted List. Feminists across the nation burn you in effigy. Sleep well.
9) James (10) ~ I know you think you're playing the game well, but the "scorched earth" approach has been proven to be a terrible strategy. You can lie to some of the hammies some of the time, but you can't lie to all of the hammies all of the time. If you can't keep your word to anybody, then nobody will have any use for you. Thanks for playing.
10) April (9) ~ If you would stop flappin your yapper every once in a while, maybe your body wouldn't burn so many calories and you could get back to 100 Lbs. And don't think for a minute that anybody believes that you're only 31. I haven't heard a lie told that bad since Dubya said "I solemnly swear to uphold and faithfully execute the office of President of the United States of America." And we all know how that turned out.
11) Ivette (12) ~ What a dispicable human being. I've never seen or heard anyone spew that much hatred and bigotry that wasn't wearing a white robe and a point white hat. She is completely disgusting. Youknowwhatimsaying?!
Evicted:
Michael (8) ~ I do believe you got a bad rap. But, you didn't go out of your way to counteract any of it. You just quit, and for that, you had to go.
Eric (13) ~ What a big baby! He could dish it out, but in the end he couldn't take it. Boy was he a sight to behold. Thank you King Kaysar.
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