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"Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official Summa..."
LAST EDITED ON 08-04-05 AT 12:33 PM (EST)

Dogs and Lollipops

Previously on HK

9 weeks worth of recap, ending up with Jessica getting her jacket ripped on a peg, and no, that isn't code for anything, even though Ralph did ask if he could watch.

Tonight on HK

Two remain - Ralph, the 36 year old veteran chef from NY and

Michael the 27 year old kitchen phenom from Los Angeles.

Who will win their dream restaurant and claim the title of Master Chef? Hmmmm, I wonder.

Chef Ramsay: Well done to you both. Now the real work starts. One of you whose name is not Ralph will win your very own restaurant. Now enjoy a moment with your families, please.

Ralph kisses and hugs his Buffy, who apologizes for something. I am assuming she's sorry she chose the tuna over the filet mignon.

Michael sucks face with his Lola Pop. Lola is not just a pretty face, she can talk, too, giving Michael words of encouragement.

On the patio

Michael: Dude, I'm worked to the bone. It's been hell.

They both discuss how much they want to win.

Michael: I wonder what the devil's got in store for us today.

Ramsay phones, asking them to come to the dining room for 2 minutes. Ralph tries to dazzle him with his French. Again, not code.

Ramsay: Bon soir. Stupid idiot!

9:30 AM

Ralph and Michael have faced many surprises from Satan.

Chef Ramsay congratulates them, then digs in for the kill. He informs Michael he is too calm, and that he needs to be more assertive.

Chef to Ralph: I love your energy, but sometimes you move too quick for your own mind.

When asked, they both say they are going to win.

Chef: This is your final test.

A curtain drops dramatically to divide the restaurant into two sides. One side is Michael's restaurant, the other belongs to Ralph, at least for the time being. They both get to design their dream restaurant, create and write menus, and run the kitchens and dining rooms head to head all on the same night. They have 56 hours to transform Hell's Kitchen into their own restaurants.

John Janavs, who designed HK, is going to help them with their designs. They will also have the help of Jean-Phillipe, the Maitre De, and the Sous Chefs, Scott and Maryann.

Gordon Ramsay: I'll be watching every step of the way.

As John talks to each individually about their design, we find out that Ralph wants a party atmosphere, and Michael likes things plain and simple.

The two finalists meet with JP, who will be supervising the front of the house needs, starting with the waitstaff.

Michael tells JP he wants the men in black trousers and black shirts, and the women also in trousers. He throws out the word "unisex", which confuses JP. Maybe he thought he said "You need sex", judging from the look on JP's face.

Ralph wants the men on his waitstaff to dress differently from the women. JP asks Ralph if he wants the women to wear black panties. I'm thinking Victoria's secret for his waitresses, but Ralph seems as confused as I am.

The restaurant construction begins immediately.


Michael wants halibut, pheasant, duck, and short ribs on his menu. Ralph is talking about sirloin steak and filet mignon, Italian style.

7 AM

The rooms are starting to take shape, but designer Janavs tells Ralph they only have half the wallpaper they ordered. The other half is arriving at midnight. Hopefully they have enough time to finish. To steal a line from Vols: OH.THE.DRAMA!

Chef Ramsay discusses the two different styles with Janavs. Michael's restaurant is very contemporary, while Ralph's restaurant is 1920's art deco peasant style cooking. Gordon has his concerns about both, but criticizes Ralph for his lack of originality.

2 PM, 29 hours before opening, Sig Dishes

Chef Ramsay: People travel across the world to get to any restaurant with a great signature dish.

I am sure jealous of people right now, since they have money to travel anywhere in the world just to get something good to eat.

Ralph's signature dish is steak for 2 Italian style. Gordon asks if it can be done for one, because couples don't always want the same dish, sleep in the same bed, or even live in the same house. Okay, I have issues, but let's move on.

Michael's sig dish is short ribs oso buco with red garnet yams, finished with natural juices from the braising liquid topped with a real Tahitian black pearl. Okay, the pearl was my idea, but I bet it would be a hit with the customers and look pretty, too.

Michael: It's awesome. I'm so winning this challenge.

Chef Ramsay comments that Ralph's porterhouse steak was very masculine, and Michael's short ribs dish was beautifully braised and very delicate.

They go outside to take the dishes to the public for evaluation. Mmmm, both dishes look good to me. The bottom line is 12 people choose Michael's short ribs. There were only 6 people who preferred Ralph's porterhouse steak, even with Ralph's enthusiastic efforts as a salesman. One man said he liked Michael's food better, but he liked Ralph better as a person.

Michael: I totally blew him out of the water. It felt good.

Ralph: Michael's dish was built for street food, but mine was built to be served in the dining room.

It's never about how the food tastes, though, is it Ralph?

6 PM, 27 hours before the doors open

The pass, also known as the hot plate, is where the head chef controls the kitchen. Until now, it's been the domain of Chef Ramsay. This is where he calls out orders and maintains quality control.

They are going to take turns running the hot plate and cook for the construction team.

Chef: Treat this as if this is your restaurant.

Michael is on the hot plate first.

Ralph: He doesn't have a booming voice.

Chef Ramsay tells Michael he's not loud enough. He has to be vibrant, positioning himself under the hot canopy to be heard.

Michael starts to imitate Chef Ramsay: You guys cook like old people (bleep),

Chef Ramsay looks so proud of his (bleeping) protegy.

On Ralph's turn at the hot plate, he has no problems making himself heard.

Ralph: It's second nature to me.

Michael decides not to put crab in the risotto to test Ralph. Chef tells Ralph to taste all food before it goes out.

JP is ticked at Ralph for calling him Jean-Pierre, instead of Jean-Phillipe, but he doesn't tell him to his face.

A construction worker wearing a hard hat returns the risotto for lack of crab meat. Ralph digs into Michael, but Chef Ramsay tells him it's his responsibility to make sure it's okay before sending it out to the dining room.

Chef: Michael had Ralph look stupid and took him down big time. That was an interesting lesson.

Ralph, barking at Michael: Ice cold, the crab. Ice cold. I got freezer burn.

Yeah, Ralph, along with the burn from Michael. Good one, Mike!

Chef to Ralph: Salmon's broken. You happy with that? You run it like this tomorrow and we're in trouble big time.

Chef tells them their strengths and weaknesses. Michael puts up better quality food, but Ralph is more assertive.

Ralph thinks Michaels crab trick will make him more aware tomorrow during the real test.

Back in their rooms, Michael practices being more like Chef Ramsay, which cracks Ralph up. "Let's go dirty bowls. Come

"I don't (bleeping) care. Don't (bleep) talk. I'm gonna talk to you. You shut your mouth and work."

"Hey, hey, come here. Come here. Now get away and lose some weight."

Ralph: Michael is a rather soft spoken guy.

Michael: Piss off. You address me as Chef, okay?

Ralph: I like it. I like it. I like it.

Michael admits he's worried about how he will come across tomorrow night. He goes outside to talk to the Chef Ramsay billboard in the sky, telling it he can pull this off.

Michael to billboard: Tomorrow you never know what's gonna hit you.

It would be funny if some kid threw a stone at the billboard just then or maybe a bird comes along and... you get the picture.

7 AM, 12 hours until doors open

Ralph: Today is game 7 of the World Series, the Super Bowl.

Both restaurant constructions have gone well.

Janavs explains to Michael the booths in his part of the restaurant aren't there yet. He also wants to paint part of the upper wall red to warm up the cool tones in the room.

Chef Ramsay: Both of your restaurants will be open and one of you not from LA will be crowned the winner of Hell's Kitchen.

Chef Ramsay tells them he has handpicked their kitchen staff. Each and every one of them has worked alongside Ramsay in his kitchen.

Chef: Ready? Meet your staff.

Dewberry: Good morning, everybody!

Then out pops Wendy, Andrew, Jim-may, Elsie, and Jessica. Jessica waves to Ralph.

Chef Ramsay: Good morning, team.

Michael picks first because he was the challenge winner. He goes for Jessica after a look at Ralph because he knew Ralph wanted her.

Ralph: Jessica was mine. He knew that. That's why he took her.

Ralph's first pick was Andrew. Michael took his good friend dirty bowl Jimmy.

Ralph chooses Wendy Liu, which leaves Elsie and Dewber. Michael next goes for Elsie after telling Dew he loves him, but...

Ralph is stuck with Dewber.

Dewber: Just don't put me on meat and we'll be okay.

Dewber: It was fully expected for me to be picked last. I plan to do the best for Ralph.

Dewber's put on a few pounds while relaxing in mom's basement, or so it seems to me.

Ralph talks to his team briefly in the kitchen. Michael talks to his team, and they seem excited for him. Dirty bowls says they will help him win. Jessica confides to the camera that she is Ralph's girl. Interesting choice for a lesbian.

Both teams work on food prep.

Jean-Phillipe finally takes Ralph to task for calling him Jean-Pierre.

JP introduces Ralph to his waitstaff. Ralph welcomes them to Frank and Lulu's. It seems Frank was his beloved dead dog and Lulu was a friend's dead dog. He thinks it's a great name for a steak house. Doggie bag, anyone?

Michael meets his waitstaff. He has named his restaurant Lola Pop, his pet name for his wife. I think it sounds like a name for a dog.

Andrew slices his finger after trying to hurry through peeling artichokes and has to be taken to the ER for some stitches, putting Ralph's team down one man.

Ralph meets with Ramsay to tell him the situation with Andrew. Ralph tells him he will have to work at veggies and the pass until or if Andrew returns.

Chef Ramsay thinks Ralph's restaurant looks very warm. He thinks the waiters look very dapper in their red shirts, ties, and black pants, but the women look like grandmas in their fishnet stockings, black skirts, and red blouses with black shiny scarves. They should at least lose the scarves, IMHO.

It's Michael's turn to show off his dining room. It looks good, with leather booths off to the side. His waitstaff looks better than Ralph's with the women wearing the ties, and everyone dressed in black.

Ralph's team is rushing to pick up the slack because of the missing Andrew. Ralph is trying to get everyone to work at triple speed.

6:45 PM, 15 minutes until doors open

Andrew runs back into the kitchen, making Ralph very happy. Both Michael and Ralph give their teams a pep talk.

7 PM, opening

Michael and Ralph hug each other for luck.

Michael gets off to a bad start because he is not an effective leader, and hasn't won their respect. Ralph is trying to keep his kitchen on schedule. Ramsay notices Ralph working on starters away from the hot plate, and that's not good. Wendy is confused. Fortunately, Ralph used an antipasto cart to keep customers happy and allow the kitchen some more time to get out starters.

A piece of plastic is discovered in the pumpkin in Michael's kitchen, so Michael threatens to kill Elsie if she ever does it again. Michael puts pressure on Jessica. Elsie thinks Jessica's response to Michael is about her, so the two women bicker.

Dewber messes up some pasta sauce by adding fish broth to it, so Ralph has to throw it out. Dewber complains that he's about to pass out and something is wrong with his vision. I'm thinking Dewber should get out of mom's basement sometime and get himself a thorough medical check up.

JP tells Ralph to speed up the main courses, but Dewber goes to the back room to sit down out of the hot kitchen.

9:28 PM

Andrew goes to the back room to coax Dewber back to work. Dewber comes back to the kitchen eventually, telling them to just kick him in the a$$ if he falls down. He tells Andrew to smack him on the butt if it happens to be him. Way to flirt, Dew!

Dewber: This bass is full of (bleep) love.

Ralph: You're Gilbratar! You are the Hope Diamond!

Dewber: I'd rather you say I was Brad Pitt's wife.

Chef Ramsay gets a huge kick out of this. He's so cute when he's amused. I don't think Dewber really wants to be the now lonely, yet lovely, Jennifer Anniston, as this was filmed pre-divorce. He just wants to be Brad's love toy. Get in line, Dewber.

Ralph: He's got issues.

A steak at Lola Pop's is not cooked medium well, and it's really red inside. Usually when I order a steak medium, they send it out medium well or well done. Yeah, I have issues, too.

Both Ralph and Michael are utilizing Chef Ramsay's style to get the best results from their kitchen staff. Michael's kitchen is getting out the last of their main courses. The desserts go out. Everyone congratulates each other. Customers come back to compliment Michael, while Ralph listens.

Ramsay has to come to a decision, so he sends Michael and Ralph back to their rooms. Each looks at their significant other's photo and talks to it. Eventually Scott and Maryann come up to blindfold them and take them somewhere secret. They follow to a place where Chef Ramsay stands, ready and waiting.

Chef Ramsay: They loved your food. They loved your restaurants.

After asking the diners if they would return to the restaurant, 90% of one said they would, which is good, but the other had 94% of diners saying they would return. Either one of these restaurants would be successful with numbers like that.

They stand before 2 doors, and the door that opens is the winner's and the one with the most tattoes door.

Michael wins!!!
No surprise really, but how they like to drag it out. Next time I hope they don't leave a huge hint in the opening of the show!

Michael's door opens to cheers and applause as poor Ralph hits his head against the door over and over again, until Ramsay rescues him with a hug and brings him into the room of celebrators.

Buffy and Ralph hug and kiss.
Lola and Michael hug and kiss.

Michael shows off his "Head Chef" finger tattoes, at least I think that's what they said.

Chef Ramsay makes Michael an offer to come to London to work with him and become a World Class Chef.

After a slight pause, Michael says yes, because after that, he can write his own ticket.

Confetti, champagne, champagne showers, and hugs all around. The Chef directly dumps some of the champagne on Dewber's head.

Thanks for reading!

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     RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   Silvergirl1     08-06-05     10  
   RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   volsfan     08-03-05     2  
     RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   Silvergirl1     08-06-05     11  
   RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   Cyndimaus     08-03-05     3  
     RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   Silvergirl1     08-06-05     12  
   RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   universityofkentuckyrocks     08-03-05     4  
     RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   Silvergirl1     08-06-05     13  
   RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   bullzeye     08-04-05     5  
     RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   LackofGrace     08-04-05     6  
         RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   Silvergirl1     08-06-05     16  
     RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   Silvergirl1     08-06-05     14  
         RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   bullzeye     08-07-05     18  
   RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   archon     08-05-05     7  
     RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   Silvergirl1     08-06-05     15  
   late to the party   cqvenus     08-06-05     8  
     RE: late to the party   Silvergirl1     08-06-05     9  
         RE: late to the party   cqvenus     08-06-05     17  
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     RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   Silvergirl1     08-08-05     20  
         RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   seahorse     08-23-05     25  
   Why nothing for Ralph??   johnnyaa     08-09-05     21  
     RE: Why nothing for Ralph??   Silvergirl1     08-09-05     22  
     RE: Why nothing for Ralph??   DonnaLynn     08-09-05     23  
   RE: Hell's Kitchen Ep 10 Official S...   foonermints     08-19-05     24  
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