1. Instead of giving the leg of the race from Kenya
to Tanzania the name Mystery Destination, what name would you
have given it?'Stupid White People. Stupid, Stupid White People.'
2. When Christie blocked Mirna’s way into the airport, what
would you have liked to have seen happen?
1. Christie is arrested for terrorist activity, since trying to prevent people from flying is not the act of a peace-loving person.
2. Mirna is arrested for terrorist activity, since her endless whining about any situation qualifies as a sonic assault, and weapons aren't brought into airports by a peace-loving person.
3. Charla is arrested for terrorist activity, because she ran under the line barriers, and no peace-loving person would ever defy an airport regulation.
4. Colin is arrested for terrorist activity, because he's Colin.
3. In the Colin camp, what would you call his followers?
The Carts, which is normally what you find being pulled along by the back end of a mule.
4. Instead of calling Colin weak, what you name would you
have called him?
Mirna.
5. Kami declared that the Swiss Air decision was the
stupidest decision that the Colin crew could’ve done. What do
you think the was the stupidest decision that the teams
made?
Chip & Kim had a chance to 'strategically weaken' the flying fox wires when they reached it before Colin & Christie did. And they didn't do it. They immediately stepped down and raced to the pit stop. They will never have that kind of chance to drop C&C into a 230-foot deep chasm again. Why did Chip have to rediscover his nice side right then...?
6. In the airport, The Bowling Moms and Mirna/Charla were delayed on their way to Kenya, Mirna said that she hoped
fate was on their side. What do you think was really on their side
The Yield. We've finally found it! It only manifests as delays in airports, and teams have to wait at the transfer terminal until the sand runs out! It's been in use all along! Why didn't we catch on weeks before this?
and what part of the show would you have liked to have seen delayed?
Kami & Karli's final run for the mat.
7. While bartering on the bus, what would you have liked
to seem the teams barter with to get a cheaper fare?
The twins.
8. When Brandon was standing on the side of the road,
what would have liked to have seen the teams do to entertain the locals?
Wring some of the oil from Brandon's hair, then attempt to refine it into gasoline. They could have had the bus moving within ten minutes, and B&N would have saved twenty dollars and found a lucrative post-TAR career.
Either that or watch Brandon try to explain why he shouldn't be charged forty dollars to get his own backpack returned.
9. In the cart pulling detour, addresses were not used for
the shops, what landmarks would you have liked to have
seen used to help the teams find the shops?
'Start at the furniture stop. Turn right where you see the shredded remains of Kami's dignity. Go two hundred yards, make a hard left at Christie's exhausted corpse, then push your way through the tangles of Colin's ego until you see the light shining from Chip's smile. Get up some speed, take a running jump over Charla (being careful not to fall into the difference between Brandon's beliefs and his actions), then run over Mirna twice and come to a complete stop. If you're having trouble slowing the cart, remember to use your Bowling Moms as emergency ballast.'
10. When Phil cried at Charla’s speech at the end of
the race, how would you have comforted him?
Drenched myself in camel scent and given him a nice, long hug around his knees. It would have felt just like old times.
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