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"Is Colin constipated? ...and other stuff"
bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 10:53 AM (EST)
 
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"Is Colin constipated? ...and other stuff" |
I've been noticing over the last few weeks that Colin always has this extroadinary look of determination on his face. At first, I thought this was just his competitive spirit coming through. But now I realise that he just needs to push out a massive turd. Hopefully those Ostrich Eggs will get him regular again.If Chip and Kim continue to get food challenges we might as well pencil them in as the winners of this year's race. Chip's stomach is obviously a neverending pit. I think if you stuck rat feces on his plate it would be gone in less than 2 minutes. The Twins are lucky they can run fast or they'd have been gone ages ago. Luckily for them, it was Charla and Mirna that they had to footrace to the finish last night. But I truly believe that if these girls put their brains together they will still end up humiliating themselves, blow big leads, and misread maps. Pretty boy and Pretty girl had a bit of trouble with their bus driver last night. That was the scariest driver I've seen since Robert Deniro in "Taxi Driver". For some reason these two idiots kept offering huge sums of money to this shady character(just what a shady character needs...money dangled in his face). The real kicker? Pretty boy folded like a deck of cards in the end. He tried to shake the damn guy's hand while Pretty girl got rightfully snippy! The Bowling moms ate their way to 3rd place, despite some of the worst luck I've ever seen. Thank God they're bowlers. All those years of eating nachos/hot dogs/and greasy hamburgers while rolling a ball down a lane have added up to a team that's "fit" to win this race. Poor Charla and Mirna. They outsmarted everyone and still got screwed by God! Yes..I blame God for this one! Not only did they get screwed when the 4 teams they weren't aligned with got last minute tickets on their flight, but they also got screwed by a delayed flight, and a slow bus driver. All I can say about the greatest team ever getting eliminated is...bull####, son of #####...no good #####...horse####...poop poop poop...turds...#### on a stick...no good ########! I'm ok now 
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buscemi 414 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 12:46 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Is Colin constipated? ...and other stuff" |
"Poor Charla and Mirna. They outsmarted everyone and still got screwed by God! Yes..I blame God for this one! Not only did they get screwed when the 4 teams they weren't aligned with got last minute tickets on their flight, but they also got screwed by a delayed flight, and a slow bus driver. All I can say about the greatest team ever getting eliminated is...bull####, son of #####...no good #####...horse####...poop poop poop...turds...#### on a stick...no good ########!"Ummm...let's see: 1. They admitted that trying to get the earlier flight was a risk, and they took that risk. They didn't outsmart anyone. They took a risk that failed. 2. Slow bus driver? Okay, the driver was slow, but they still were very lucky to make up a lot of time on the 2nd bus. 3. Charla's bad decision in the furniture delivery challenge (the worst mistake by any of the teams) really hurt them. 4. They were very lucky that the first flight was delayed. C & M actually ran a pretty decent leg last night, but they made a few key mistakes and took a risk that didn't pay off.
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aquariaqueen 2616 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 11:48 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Is Colin constipated? ...and other stuff" |
I hope he never has kids, they won't perform to his expectations. He'll be one of those parents that gets thrown out of the game for yelling at the refs.
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