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"How many brain cells does Cowboy have?"
boaster 32 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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08-06-04, 12:20 PM (EST)
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"How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
Cowboy definitely seems like the most IQ-challenged contestant to ever appear on Big Brother. I wanted to reach through the TV and slap him on last night's episode after Julie said that SOMEONE STILL IN THE HOUSE had been switching with a twin and Cowboy kept saying "It's Holly, it's Holly"! If he wins any money, he should spend it on special ed classes.
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reversehalo 300 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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08-06-04, 05:30 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
Cowboy yelling out "It's Holly!!!" was cracking me up. I can't believe that he was crying when Scott was leaving the house.
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Cookiehahnster 222 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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08-06-04, 06:16 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
I think he has some sort of mild retardation.
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RyrieRae 416 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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08-06-04, 06:54 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
I'm so glad he's from Oklahoma. I am from Texas, and often, the media portrays us like they are portraying him. Phew.
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billiejean2511 5 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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08-06-04, 08:22 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
He wasn't the only stupid one. Jase thought that it was Scott. I think that he actually thought that Scott and a twin were coming back in the house. Finally, Nick said, "It's one of us sitting here." She's the one in the family with all the brains, apparently. It's like they don't listen. Or they listen like 2 year olds. They only hear what they want to hear.
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Noble Crusader 30 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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08-07-04, 01:58 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
Cowboy seems like a really nice guy. So I hate to agree with Boaster, but he is RIGHT!! Cowboy just doesn't come across as genius. Especially on Thursday when he kept yelling out, "it's Holly, it's Holly" Cowboy made Holly look like a rocket scientist.Cowboy should follow 2 simple rules. 1 If in doubt, don't talk. 2 Even the fool is wise if they keep their mouth shut. Especially when your on NATIONAL TV!!!
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Cookiehahnster 222 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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08-13-04, 04:40 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
It's not about the misspelled word. It's about the person doing the misspelling making fun of someone else for being a dipsh%t. THAT'S the notable part. Pretty funny though.
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Cookiehahnster 222 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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08-13-04, 07:56 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
I know it wasn't a spelling error : ) I just couldn't pass up the humor and irony of it. It is actually very telling of your friend though. (or boss?)
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-13-04, 11:11 AM (EST)
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17. "Moved" |
...from Fanatics to Bashers
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RyrieRae 416 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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08-13-04, 04:51 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Moved" |
It's "spelled", not "spelt"
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Nanook 189 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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08-14-04, 11:20 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
I think Cowboy is also the most relationship-challenged contestant. He's only 23 years old and is getting married for the THIRD time in December. Is something wrong with this picture?
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AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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08-14-04, 10:30 PM (EST)
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26. "Seems like zero" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-14-04 AT 11:31 PM (EST)we might be wrong, though he put on a mighty convincing dumbass routine. First he's the staunchest member of the 4Knobs, and now he's forged a bond with The Twins, for himself and his sister. Nik-Nak comes out of her coma* long enough to commiserate most sincerely with Will and impresses Diane with her discussion about the existence of other life on other planets and an anti-black hole. Meanwhile, she kept Marvin in the loop, and may have even devised some side-intrigues for people. Recall that Marvin went to someone else -- I think it was Diane -- to broach the idea of the 6-finger plan like he expected it to be news to her. And she acted like it was! What if Nak were orchestrating all that, to make those two feel safer around her, because the way she said things would go, went? We know it was Nik's plan a long time ago. I don't feel we've been fully told whether Nik told Marvin, or perhaps Nik told Cowboy and told him to tell Marvin like it was his own idea (which Nik would explain to her half-witted sibling, is to hide the fact of their alliance and make Marvin feel like he's privy to something). I get the feeling that Nik treats each HG as if he or she were the most special and being made privy to secrets no one else is privvy to. And feeling special makes people trust her. And so she has a bond with every set of people. With Diane (thereby with Drew) and with The Twins (thru Cowboy and her own investment of time with them), with Will & Karen, and even with Marvin. She's told people that while she wouldn't nominate her brother, she will vote for him if he's nominated I feel we are owed a brilliant mastermind who isn't evil, just knows how to be incredibly kind in her conniving. edited to re-punctuate and clarify.
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proofofnolife 58 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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08-15-04, 08:31 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
Cowboy's brain cells may indeed seem scarce, BUT after Nokomis explained her theory of the universe to Diane last night it looked like both Diane and Cowboy could make Alex Trebek run up a tree. Although, I must admit - after hearing Nokiomis explain her thoughts on black holes and super novas my head hurt!
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proofofnolife 58 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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08-15-04, 05:15 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: How many brain cells does Cowboy have?" |
I believe it was Cowboy's twin in the parallel universe who's telepathic powers told him to shave.
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