Okay, let's get this out of the way first. There were only two reasons why any of the guys should have gone along with Colton's idea to go to TC instead of Salani, and those were to boot Colton and put the Manono HII back up for grabs. That's it. Colton has repeatedly made it clear he's a girl, he'd rather be with the girls, he's just not really a Manono, but well unfortunately the dumdums let him save a girl while booting a guy. Stupid as all get out. Damned funny, but stupid as all get out.

So okay then.

1. Kim (1).

2. Sabrina (4).

3. Chelsea (2).

4. Kat. (14).

5. Monica (7).

6. Christina (8).

7. Alicia (13). Way to make diva waves from a non-insult.

8. Michael (12). Ironically, the only guy who made a smart move this week to improve his odds, no way to blame him for how out of control it would spin, leaving him gaining net sum zero.

9. Jay (5). At least he was honest about being bum-fuddled and not understanding the decision.

10. Leif (11). Seems like a nice guy, really didn't do anything wrong talking with Bill, just no head for the game.

11. Jonas (6). Much as I still like him, he is playing a wishy-washy game.

12. Troy "Troyzan" (3). Speaking of wishy-washy, the guy in the best position to organize a Colton blindside, failed at seizing the moment.

Seriously, if Colton had been booted it would have been hailed as the most brilliant Survivor blindside ever. dududuh!

13. Greg "Tarzan" (14). Honestly, I was very amused by some of his Captain Attitude stuff, but his whole betrayer thing on learning about Leif talking to Bill was idiotic and over the top.

14. Colton (15). The only thing saving this pretentious smug jerk from being further down the list is there is no further down to go. One day maybe, just maybe, he will wake up and realize his entire life has been one giant handout. Until then he is a complete waste of space, he will never get better until he acknowleges he is a waste of space, he has a problem.

Good-bye, Bill. Dude, that was the classiest exit ever, you were way too nice too the spoiled brat. But you do have class.