1) Mikayla: Please drop kick Brandon. Better yet, cut his sack off.

2) Coach: Likable. But, we are only two episodes in. So, I can’t give him love just yet. It appears that he may be interested in reversing public opinion, which has rightfully declared him a mentally unstable freak. I propose that he will not fall short of public expectation before the season is over.

3) Keith: Decent body. Like the red undies.

4) Stacey: I would like to see more from this mortician. Interesting profession. I like her spunk.

5) Albert: Haven’t seen much from him. Thought he was hot, based on the pics. Not so much after all.

6) Elyse, Rick, Sophie, and Whitney: Who?

7) Jim: This guy is so pathetic. In his mind, he is your typical All American stud. In reality, he’s a fat blimp. Just gross.

8) Ozzy: Why is he here? He is only 30, but you can definitely see a decline in his physical performance. The dude is fat (compared to earlier seasons) and moves much slower. We have seen enough of Ozzy. Give him the boot quick.

9) Dawn: How did she manage to escape being voted out? Her meltdown certainly merited the boot. She is unstable. That’s a problem.

10) Mark: Put on some clothes, fatso. I don’t care if you’re a bear. This is not the zoo.

11) Cochran: He gets on my nerves and is the typical young Washington, DC socially inept dysfunctional (but educated) moron. Looks terrible for 24.

12) Brandon: Total Retard. Enough said.

13) Edna: Ugh, I hate this lying heifer. She is so predictable. I can’t wait until she gets hers; lying heifer.

Redemption Island:

1) Semhar: If I have to hear another “spoken word” from this woman. And please do something with your hair. Sheesh.

2) Christine: Sorry to see her go. Though, she did it to herself.