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realitybites 1174 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 07-23-04, 01:20 PM (EST) "Unofficial TAR5 summary - Episode 3, "De Planes Boss, De Planes"" Here's a little something I made up. I hope y'all enjoy it. Oompa loompa doompa dee doo I've got an Amazing Race story for you Oompa loompa Britney sings pop The teams are preparing to leave their pit stop Don't get a ticket for one if you need two The odds are not good that you will get through You don't need to swim when everyone else wades Unless you want to see your hopes of winning fade "Kami and Karli, I'm sorry but..." Oompa loompa doompa dee doo I have another story for you Oompa loompa queen king and ace These guys are not smart in this "Amazing Race" Don't insult the racers gratuitously I know that bad karma always comes back to me If you put your faith in God He will steer you through Though the path that you take is up to you "He is the power and the glory..." Oompa loompa doompa dee doo Here's another story for you Oompa loompa ready set go The cousins couldn't get directions from a (censored!) You have no friends when you're on this TV show This is a thing they all should know Mirna wants to look pretty for host Phil Have his love child, I think that she will "He has an amazing package..." Oompa loompa doompa dee doo Here is one more race story for you Oompa loompa Jennifer and Brad Next week the racers go to old Leningrad A team or two will get sick of eating caviar I know that one bite for me is much, much too far Perhaps someone will be detained by the KGB For lying, rudness, or some other atrocity "I hear it's nice in Siberia..." Oompa loompa doompa dee dee If you are wise you'll listen to me Oompa loompa mirth woe and fun This little poem is very nearly done Oompa loompa half is a hemi I hope in September this show wins an Emmy Oompa loompa give back what you stole Enjoy this year's winners - Brandon and Nicole "This is realitybites and I approved this post."   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    ACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK! anotherkim 07-25-04 1  RE: Unofficial TAR5 summary - Episo... Puffy 07-26-04 2

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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-25-04, 07:34 AM (EST) 1. "ACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!" *#runs screaming from the room** --I'm sure it's lovely, rb, but I have a well-documented fear and loathing of that song and those who sing it.   Top

Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-26-04, 06:56 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Unofficial TAR5 summary - Episode 3, "De Planes Boss, De Planes"" cute !   Top

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