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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Freeze Frame"
inmynottobehumbleopinion 6 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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11-21-05, 08:31 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
For some reason I see that picture of them and I think they look like they are the next guests for Jerry Springer. TJ plays the man who dresses like the woman and Christina plays the stripper that stole TJ's boyfriend. so I guess the caption I would choose is, NEXT TIME ON JERRY SPRINGER
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treppfter 21 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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11-21-05, 09:09 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
" Hey your not Lisa Kudrow, I thought this was a Friends Spin-off--I came here to be discovered, ahhh!"
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wiskysgrl 74 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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11-21-05, 09:49 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
TJ I can't believe you said my butt looks fat in these pants. How rude!
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Flowerpetal 18 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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11-21-05, 09:52 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
Christina to TJ: "Look lady, you have pissed me off for the last time!"
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Snackerson 54 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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11-22-05, 08:09 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
"TJ I can't believe you took my camisole. It is the only business shirt I have!"
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babycat524 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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11-22-05, 11:21 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
hehehe! I think Snackerson is the winner! This one will be hard to beat.
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LisaA 31 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-22-05, 12:19 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
I find a deep-plunging vee-neck very comfortable with the right foundation garment. You just lean over and you've got a man's attention.
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RosieRoo 150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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11-22-05, 07:45 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
"You did WHAT for $20?"
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rayna1 20 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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11-23-05, 09:53 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
OOOH! Someone please get the one of Jill poking her head out from behind that huge trashcan and blanket on the couch IV made her hold!!!! ROFL To see her react to that; it looked to me like it had been used- GROSS!!!
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grace488 145 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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11-23-05, 12:39 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
TJ : "I know my face looks like I give a crap -but do you really believe I would buy into anything a 16 yr old bride and a 20 year old hooker would offer?"
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kipkano 46 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-23-05, 02:30 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
TJ: "This is my impersonation of John Kerry. See how I can make my face so long"?
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Zoey 326 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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11-23-05, 03:51 PM (EST)
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TJ: "I can pull my shirt down and be provocative, too. The only reason men don't stare at me is because I'm hard to connect with."Christina: "Funny, you connect with Jessica real well. Ohhhh, I get it, you like "innies", not "outies". TJ: "Well, I can use a strap on". Christina: "Uh, I don't think that's what Jessica meant. You could, however, ask Allyson to bring her harry boob to you. I think innies are the reason she stays in the house anyway. Meg is gone, but you could be her "Boo Boo for now".
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lifeless_93 65 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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11-24-05, 05:16 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
Zoey, When I read your post I almost fell out of the chair laughing.
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quiller 268 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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11-24-05, 01:17 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
Christina: I keep telling you, if you want the guys to like you, you have to OPEN your mouth
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EnfanTerrible 1239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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11-25-05, 12:44 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
That's enough. I know we are not supposed to comment on each others' posts but I have asked for my thread to be locked. A thank you to those who responded with a funny caption before the thread took an unfortunate turn.
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ShayShay1981 70 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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11-28-05, 09:44 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
I think you should keep it going! DO another one, these are funny. What some people think is funny, others may find crude or rude or just plain wrong. Opinions are like butholes, everybodys got one! Thats the joy of free speech! Keep it going, It is still funny.
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Gastylin 9 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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11-28-05, 02:39 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Freeze Frame" |
Narrator: "Today on SMACKDOWN: We're playing Who Da Ho?"
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