I need to be honest here and say that since there are so many Survivors who I just don’t know right now, it was difficult to create this rating. I’ll be more detailed as the season moves forward.

1) Ralph – Ralph, who from this point on I will refer to as “ManBearPig,” has the potential to be one of my favorite Survivors ever. I hope that he can deliver. I am looking for some new alpha males to kill Russell. ManBearPig is certainly a contender.

2) Steve: Here’s another contender. We haven’t seen much from Steve, but I have a feeling that he is an arrogant, old-school, alpha male. He doesn’t seem very tolerant. I’m just waiting for him to lose his cool with Russell. It’s going to be spectacular!!! Let me add that this old man is quite sexy. While 51 isn’t that old, I am happy to see an older man showing the world that you can have a fit body beyond the age of 35.

3) Grant: Did you notice how sexy this ex-football player is while he competed in the challenge. Hello Grant! As far as him going along with Rob, I feel that he is playing it smart. There is no real reason to rock the boat this early in the game, especially considering how catty Rob is.

4) Mike: He’s sexy and that’s about it! I won’t give him credit for much else until he proves he is worthy. There are thousands of Iraq War Veteran’s out there, so I will not place Mike on a pedestal above those other dedicated American men and women solely because he is now on Survivor. I do wish him well.

5)Phillip:.How in the world did this man get a secret clearance? And, how did he keep it? I guess he never actually got “TREATMENT” for his mental disorders, so it’s ok in the eyes of the US government. Anyone who has a clearance knows what I am talking about.

6) Andrea: Now that her BBF Matt has been voted off, she may prove that she has skills. We will have to wait and see.

7) Kristina: She is so out of the loop. Bless her little heart.

8 - 13) David, Natalie, Sarita, Ashley, Julie, and Krista: Who?.

14) Matthew: I have problems with this guy. He is the common Christian. He spends all of his time working on giving everyone the IMPRESSION that he is a super moral guy. Often, for these folks, it’s more about THEIR image than the image of JESUS. That don’t impress me much!

15) Stephanie: She is hooked up with Russell, so I automatically don’t like this heifer.

16) Russell: Why is he here? Why is he alive? He looks like a butterball turkey prime for being served up on Thanksgiving Thursday. Let’s eat!

17) Rob: I hate him so bad, I don’t even feel like talking about it. Yeah, it’s that serious. On a side note, I just knew he wasn’t going to vote Phillip out. I suspect that the producers told Rob to befriend Phillip because of his entertainment value. Otherwise, I know that Rob the Demon would have no reason to keep Phillip the Crazy around